Saturday, August 02, 2008

The New Woman & Beer Repellent!!!

I'm going clubbing again tonight, this is the first night in weeks that I've been clubbing and she's not around to watch me and make sure that I don't misbehave in the club.

So what does she do?

Perhaps after reading my entry about how my buddy screws around in Vancouver, she says as a condition for going tonight, I have to wear THIS SHIRT.

Shirt says: PLEASE DON'T GIVE THIS MAN ANY BEER - THANK YOU, HIS SPOUSE"

Now I've heard all about woman repellents. From love bites to little bracelets or necklaces with a girl's name on it worn on the guy but this shirt takes the cake.

It's not only a WOMAN REPELLENT but a BEER REPELLENT too!!!

WTF?!?! WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE SHIRTS LIKE THESE!!!

IT'S NOT FUNNY FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO WEAR THEM!!!

24 comments:

electronicfly said...

Don't take beer lo then. The shirt didn't say anything about hard liquor also.

:D

(Banana please don't scold me)

J2Kfm said...

not related to your post, but wonder why the nuffnang ads in my blog suddenly disappeared? thanks

Navine said...

wear a jacket la... settle

Boss Stewie said...

electrionic: HAH!! GOOD POINT

j2kfm: I see the ads on your blogs working fine and you should too unless you're overseas. If you still don't, leave a ticket at our Help Desk and my colleagues help you investigate it.

navine: GOOD SUGGESTION!

KY said...

hahaha I give you vodka!

Spectre said...

hiya!easy ma!put another/change t-shirt on but change the word to "please give this man any beer"

Myke said...

I saw that in berjaya times square yesterday! Wuhu!

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Monica said...

ooo.. where did she buy it? i want to get one too :D :D so cute! :p

Boss Stewie said...

ky: hah!!! u dare say that here? after she read u die!

spectre: hahaha or i could just cancel off the "don't" rite?

myke: HAHAH... i don't remember how I got mine

monica: i actually don't remember how I got this shirt. Don't remember if someone gave it to me before or she bought it for me or i bought it for myself long ago cuz i thought it was funny

Eripeng.net said...

BUAHAHAHAH!!!

you go girl, wenqi!

wenqi is da smartest gf on earth lor!

tim should be proud, lol~

Boss Stewie said...

eri: oi!!! who said anything about wen-qi :P

Kritz said...

Nice shirt.

Eh, I can access nuffnang these days ... why? T_T

Kritz said...

Is my ip or something banned or what? T_T ... because I can go to nuffnang my with a proxy.

RealGunners said...

well, even without beer, u can alwiz have hugs and kisses wat :D

Robb said...

boss! how could u?!! it was my present for you!! hahaha

Brenda Ang said...

Muahaha! Are you seriously wearing that?

Cynthia said...

but these days, apparently you dont need beer for that to happen.

:)

ahlost said...

I give your cocktails *LOL*

Long island? Hehehehehehe...

Where can I get this t-shirt? *LOL*

Jeffro said...

Ooo.. I love that T-shirt man..
I'd be getting more Beers than I ever wanted.. As far as I know, the more one rejects it, the more one gets.. Hahaha.. ^_^

Anna T said...

guess yo spouse wont mind a quickf*ck or a bl*wjob from me yeah?


xoxoxo







* know whats in your mind now
** no im not giving it to you
*** its the name of a drink XD

Huai Bin said...

I love t shirts with slogans like these. There's heaps of them in Bangkok. I remember getting 30 of them coz I didn't know which one I liked best. I think it's the one with Very Fine Print (TM) near the bottom of the t shirt that goes "If you're already this close, you might as well just suck it". ;)

I know it's a little crude, but it's funny. I think they "borrowed" that design from t shirt hell.

Simon Seow said...

LOL. Banana so smart.

Stripped Steph said...

lol..thanks for the great idea!!!:P