Today, I found myself at A M-Office System for that.
Now if you're looking for office furniture, A M-Office System is every little boy's wet dream.Walk inside and you'll see different office set ups of all kinds... almost like a dream office yourself.. only with price tags on all their furniture.
This time round, I was looking for office chairs and a small meeting table. The meeting table wasn't hard to find.
I walked in, set my eyes on it and knew that was the one.
A small round glass table just for four with stainless steel legs. But the hard part was the chairs.
Simply because... they were ALL SOOOO GOOOD!!!
I mean you could sit in them... and... and... FEEL LIKE THIS!!!
SEE THAT LOOK ON MY FACE? THAT IS THE LOOK OF ABSOLUTE BLISS!!!
There were even chairs that made me feel like I COULD THINK BETTER!!!
BEHOLD!!! BOSS STEWIE THE PHILOSOPHER!!!
But my little chair scouting screeched to a stop when I saw this!!! 
Now I don't know about you guys, but that looks like one of those chairs that you see in The Matrix. Only that the ones in The Matrix looked rather uncomfortable but this one felt so good it would make your balls float in the air for a few seconds.
I glanced at the price tag and it cost just about the same to a previous chair I saw.
RM1,788.
NO MATTER!!! YOU CAN NEVER PUT A PRICE TAG ON A GOOD CHAIR!!! Excited I called my dad to tell him about it but he didn't answer his phone so I called my mum instead.
"MUM!!! I FOUND MYSELF THE PERFECT CHAIR!!! I AM SO GONNA GET IT.. It costs almost RM1,800 BUT IT IS SOOOO DAMN GOOD MUM!!!"
My mum was calm.
"Good for you son! Go get yourself that chair! But before you do... just let me ask you a few questions"
I laid back on to my soon-to-be-mine chair and said "Shoot!"
Mum: Tell me son... you must be a multi-millionaire now huh... Me: Uhmmm no.. but what has that got to do with this?
Mum: Just bear with me... well.. so you're not a millionaire. Okay.. is Nuffnang making millions now?
Me: Uhmm... not really.
Mum: Oh?? But will you be making millions by next month?
Me: Uhmmm... that's a little too quick...
Mum: Ohh... So will this chair help you make millions?
Me: Uhmm.... not directly.
Mum: And how many ads must you sell to afford this chair?
Me: Well ermm... just some...
Mum: Just some?
Me: Well fine.. quite a lot.
Mum: Now will the people who invested in Nuffnang be happy about you buying this overpriced chair?
Me: Probably not.
Mum: Will Ming be happy?
Me: Probably not...
Mum: I see... is your backside allergic to normal chairs?
Me: Uhmm no... but one day it COULD BE!!!
Mum: Okay son.. very well. Go and buy yourself that chair!
She hung up the phone and I walked across the showroom back to the saleswoman.
As she turned to me I asked "What is the cheapest chair you have here?"She pointed out this chair... RM45. I tried on the chair.
Then my cheeks turned pink as I asked"Can give cheaper a bit ar?"
Nuffnang Singapore wins the chair contest hands down!!!
ReplyDeleteLol yes they do!
ReplyDeleteYou have such a cool mom! I wish I could be as cool like that with my own daughter!!!
ReplyDeletebig pumpkin: *sniff* noooo!!! why do all mothers want to be right all the time!
ReplyDeleteLOL !!!
ReplyDeleteHAHA..Freaking hilarious...but what do you know, that is why people say "Your mum knows you best" cos she knows where to attack you :P
ReplyDeletefreethinker: haha dude why the lol?
ReplyDeleteinnocent: yah!!! hmph!!! notty lar she
jason: really? hehehehe that's good news
aaawww....
ReplyDeleteSo 'kher lian' but I must say you are very lucky to have such a wise woman for a mom.. :)
So in the end, which chair did you get yourself? If it's that RM45 piece, did you get a discount for that? hahaha.
ReplyDeleteHahaha that's funny. But i've tried to sit on that chair before and it's really a good chair, but too pricey :(
ReplyDeletenyx: *sniff*
ReplyDeletetenth: no ler i got this other chair that was also on special promotion
veronicle: yah i know!!! feels damn shiok rite
aiyo...potong steam. I thought going to buy the RM1.8k chair..
ReplyDelete:P
haha... phew... luckily u didn't buy that chair, i have been aiming at that chair since forever...
ReplyDeleteYour mum is smart...
ReplyDeletelol! either your mum really said all that or you're gonna be one heck of a great dad.(ie. control daughter/son when it comes to spending)
ReplyDeleteyou are so hilarious.
ReplyDelete*laughs*
I shop at the same place, I always wanted that chair too.
ReplyDeleteMine cost about RM250 I think, not too bad.
That looks like the chair they have in the tv series 24. Only in the series the chair is blue and they have about 20 of those.
ReplyDeletehaha good one! very funny!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA, God, your mum's priceless.
ReplyDeleteNow, be a good lil' boy, listen to mummy, and buy the cheap cheap chair :p
Ha, your entry cheered me up!
ReplyDeleteYour mom is good... Salutes. And don't worry, I'm sure you'll get that dream chair of yours soon. :)
absolutely hilarious! lighten up my day immediately. that's a very cool mum you have :P and that end decision to get a super cheap chair instead - priceless!
ReplyDeletethat's a fart friendly chair!
ReplyDeletemaniacz: *sniff* I wish... my mum took it away from me :(
ReplyDeletenicocoa: *sniff* lets timeshare one
hao: *SNIFF*
jayelle: hehehe yes yes... i will learn from my mum.. and that is how i will treat
michelle: don't remind me of my misery sniff
shaolin: show me your chair
nicholas: hahaha yes yes
miss: glad you enjoyed reading about my misery
tine: yes yes i already listen :(
jase: glad you liked it jasemaine :P
magic: sniffff!!!
ky: yah that is indeed!
Shit man...my 8 years old was reading this and she was laffing so hard..
ReplyDeletesleepiekoala: really??? ohh.. hehehehe... didn't know my blog attracts such a young audience.
ReplyDeleteimagine how many tubs of ice cream you can get since you didn't get the chair. Just that you have to share with workmates oni la..
ReplyDeleteHey Tim!
ReplyDeletehaha...You've got a cool mum! Mummy with Attitude lol:)
philosopher? ur mom fits one... anyway, mayb AM can start to advertise on ur site... :P
ReplyDeletehaha your mom is damm funny~!!
ReplyDeletebut what she says is absolutely correct IMO..
using some reverse psychology there~ keke
fei: but but... a good chair is good for my backside
ReplyDeletestan: hahaha lol!!!
michael: hahahaha I don't think they will
jess: NOOO NOT TRUE!!!
boss,
ReplyDeleteu have a very wise mum.. she know how to make u follow her words.. i wish i can do that to my husband.. too bad u didn't get the chair.. my old company used the chair, and they got like hundred of it.. what a waste, better raise my salary rather than sitting on comfy chair.. ehehhehe
loveydewey: I ... WANN!!!!!
ReplyDeletethen which chair DID you buy? and how much was it? u didnt mention it also.
ReplyDeleteeh i think my dad has that chair for 700 ringgit only..
ReplyDeletewilliam: hehehe soon i shall reveal
ReplyDeletejess: *SNIFF*
Wow!!! ur mum really have a good silent 'attacking' skills...hats off to your mother,she's really good, teaching her children to make good decision and all..
ReplyDeletewow I respect your mom! Hope one day I can learn some of her tactics!
ReplyDeletehaha.. i like your mom! :)
ReplyDeletegood afternoon, ,
ReplyDeletei have something to say ,
nuffnang never pay attetion to my blog , i feel very sad and dissapointed , before i full confident with nuffnang, and take out other ads, after join Giltterati 3 month "No any ads", my blog 1 day 600 to 1800 visitor but cannot get any nuffnang ads more than 3 month , send email nuffnang staff said depend on traffic, no ads until now 3 month already!!, if still cannot get any ads , i will withdraw from Giltterati program and take out nuffnang ads
bye nuffnang
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ReplyDeleteOh, and obedient too :)
Wow.. Cool lar your Mum :)
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