Funeral Service for Tara

AUGGGGHH!!!!

I WAS IN SINGAPORE LAST WEEK AND I LOST MY ONE AND ONLY PDA (that I coincidentally also bought from Singapore a year ago).

I AM STILL GRIEVING !!! AUGHH I AM SOOO SOOO SAD!!!!

My poor PDA was like a real assistant to me.

She kept track of all my meetings, schedule, phone numbers, documents... even my e-mail... EVERYTHING!!! I EVEN NAMED HER TARA!!!

AND NOW SHE'S ALL GONE

AUGHHH!!!!!!!

I LEFT IT IN A TAXI AND THE SONOFABITCH WHO FOUND IT AFTER ME DIDN'T BOTHER TO RETURN IT TO ME... AUGH!!!

No matter

*Sniff*

I've decided that I am going to dedicate a whole blog entry... as a funeral service for my dear Tara.

Can we all have a moment of silence please?

*Silence*

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to honour the passing of a dear friend Tara.
(Note: Tammy is a nickname I gave Tara)

May she rest in peace at the better place she belongs to now.

In honour of my dear Tara, I have written her a poem in her memory.

Tara Oh Tara,
Without you my world feels so cold and dry;
My meetings now I forget which Menara,
My phone numbers all gone now I can cry.

But I know you have gone to a better place,
Though I wish you didn't have to go without a trace;
I know with your new owner you have a new time and date,
And I know I must accept my fate.

So find another PDA I will do,
And I may one day even love her too;
But worry not I shan't forget,
The memories we have that I so protect.

You belong to somebody else now,
I don't know who and I don't care how;
Find that sonofabitch, find him well,
Promise me you'll make his life a living hell.

In memory of Tara.. by Boss Stewie

AVENGE ME TARA!!!

AVEEEENGEEE ME!!!!!