I started off with a 9.00AM meeting far away from the office which dragged on till 11.00AM and then having to head back to the office to clear up some work before I went off again for a 2.00PM meeting far far away from the office.
In between the short lunch time I had in the office, I ran down to the coffee shop and gobbled up a plate of fried rice in 10 minutes only to come up again to clear up my work emails as fast as I can.
Then before I knew it, I was going to be late but just before I left I ran to the toilet to answer nature's BIG call (Yes I took the quickest dump ever performed in the history of mankind).Once I got out of the toilet, I shouted for Pinky who was going to follow me for the meeting
"OI PINKY!!! JOM LETS GO!! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!!!"
Pinky sprung from her seat and followed me out of the office and into the elevator.
While in the elevator I said
"Dammit lah.. I'm so damn busy today I don't even have enough time in the office to clear up my shit".
Pinky suddenly gave me an awkward look and replied"Uhh... so uhmm... you.. didn't... wipe your ass after your shit just now? Uhmm... ok Boss"
My eyes opened wide and I stared at her
"NO LAH!!! "SHIT" AS IN FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING LAR... MEANING MY WORK LAH.. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!"
hahaha... eyer... geli...!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahaaa .... I would have figured that if you didnt have time to do that ... you didnt flush either .. yucks ...
ReplyDeleteEh boss, your scar for this week.
ReplyDeleteImagine erm... little nuggets hanging onto the hairs.. heehee see you at work later taaa
ROFLMAO! Pinky so cute!
ReplyDeleteBut I did think of work, rather than poopie, when reading that sentence..
hahhahaha...funny...
ReplyDeleteya boss... you give me a little scare earlier..
ReplyDeletehahaha i guess most of you guys would have pinky's reaction
ReplyDeleteIf you didn't flush, otherwise your office will smell and people will know eventually... hehehehe
ReplyDeletehaha
ReplyDeleteyou should wash it.
to be more faster, you should have a toilet in your office like the one at midvalley where inside the toilet bowl there have speacial pipe to wash arse
haha.. sometime a good meal is important.... don't simply put anything inside ur mouth only to fill up ur stomach....
ReplyDeleteelse how u can grow fatter...
hee hee
Hahhahaa, all that smelllll
ReplyDeletehahaha...pinky got a whiff of something....
ReplyDeletelol..i really thought u meant tat u didnt flush! :P
ReplyDeletehaha.. i like pinky!
ReplyDeletestewie which coffee shop was it T____T was it THAT coffee shop T___T
ReplyDeleteROFL: X100 million
ReplyDeleteNote: i almost thought the same thing like pinky then again u are the boss! XD
HAHAHA pinky so cute!
ReplyDeletehahaha! i tot u really din clean up your EHEMM.. BOSS STEWIE.. damn funny!
ReplyDeletei was just wondering, has there been any cases in the nuffnang office where someone really didn't clear their sh*t @ flush after use?
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
ReplyDeleteNo wor, my reaction wasnt the same as pinky. I thought you forgot to flush the toilet, or ur shit got stuck on the toilet bowl and u didn't have time to clean it.
ReplyDeleteOppsie, that was a lil too disgusting. Sometimes, I can be so gross, I amaze myself. Ewwww. :P