This is a short conversation Sam and I had this morning.
Me: So what you think of last night at Zouk? The girls hot ar?
Sam: Yah... one of them the boobs really damn big. Put mine to shame. Make me look small.
Me: Yeah I know... damn small.
Sam: OI!!! WHY YOU SAY ME SMALL!!! I DOWAN FREN YOU DI!!!
Me: What what??? I'm just agreeing with you!
I will never understand women.
When you don't agree with them you kena whack, when you agree with them you also kena whack.
Get used to it lah boss, Ppl oredy said gals heart r more easy 2 change n catch than the AMOEBA...
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ReplyDeletesure kena evil look. LOL
ReplyDeletelol.. should've just changed the topic..
ReplyDeleteboss... she said "make me LOOK small."
ReplyDeletenot "make me look SMALL"
you're not agreeing, it's an insult to girls.
You should deny it and console her. something like, "Relax, I bet some of them are not 'natural'." or "yeah, but having it so big could cause you back pain anyway... plus all the naughty stares on the street."
My gosh. you want my 3-weeks class on "how to interpret girls?" it'll just cost RM 3999.95 or for you, 1% of nuffnang shares. :D
you just never seem to learn, do you? :D hahahaha
ReplyDeletetsk tsk tim... :P
ReplyDeletec'est la vie,c'est la vie ;p
ReplyDeletei heard if give more hand massage will make it bigger wan wor...
ReplyDeleteTim, give it some practical try and let us know if true or not!
wakakaka, kena again
ReplyDelete#IMPORTANT RULE
NEVER SAY TO A WOMEN THAT HER 'PACKAGES' LOOK SMALL!!!
Even a never dates b4 guy like me also know that XD
Ripped Mr. Stewie
lmao!! of coz lar kena whack! she said LOOK SMALL and u answered DAMN SMALL.. hahahahah!!! ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteboss... "make me look small"
ReplyDeletedoesnt mean she is small lei...
tsk tsk tsk...
the way to go is to dip your toungue in concentrated sugar water and start talking sweet dude
girls like it :p
That's why I learned to keep my mouth shut.
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ReplyDeletethis is what u call FEMALES =D
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