The Weirdest Autograph I Ever Had To Sign

Adrian is a good friend of mine whom I got to know back during my A-Level days.

He's one of those people who is... really really smart (he got straight A's for SPM and A-levels) but enjoys doing really stupid things sometimes and as you can imagine, he's a big fan of the US TV show Jackass.

To name stupid things he does, he once brought his own toilet bowl into an elevator and took a dump there.
And there was the legendary time when he went for an interview for a shipping company and they asked him "So why do you want to work with us?"

His answer was
"Because you guys have lots of ships... and I like ships".

So anyway, Adrian's now settled down and working in Canada. He was only back in Malaysia for 2 weeks and left for Canada just a week ago. While he was here, he took the opportunity to meet up with a lot of our friends from college who are now all doing very different things.
The bulk of our college friends are working at the Big Four audit firms or banks, one or two of them in PR, one or two of them in Law and just one of them running his family business.

We were all catching up in his home and Googling our names when Adrian suddenly saw the BusinessWeek article where I was nominated as one of the Top 25 Young Entrepreneurs in Asia last year.He jumped up and shouted
"OMG OMG OMG!!! YOU'RE FEHMES!!! YOU'RE A CELEBRITY... PLEASE SIGN MY TITS!!!"

And he lifted up his T-Shirt.
At first I thought he was joking. I mean anyone would have thought so right?

But when it comes to Adrian and when something stupid is suggested... he's never joking.

So I got myself the nearest marker I could find and signed on his left tit.Signing on a boob is harder than it looks actually.

I could barely make out my signature once I was done with it.

So there you have it everyone.

Brad Pitt or McDreamy probably gets a nice set of boobs from a hot girl to sign on.
I get to sign on a hairy man boob.

Doesn't it RAWK being Timothy Tiah?