Funny Big Mac Chant Videos

Nuffnang has been running this campaign for McDs lately for the Big Mac Chant where bloggers just find whatever creative ways they can to say

"“Two All-Beef Patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce,
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun!"

The videos I've been watching are hilarious.

Heck check out any of the videos on the microsite, any random one I clicked seemed to have thousands of views.... THOUSANDS!!

Okay let me share a few here which I thought were great. This one done by a bunch of Penangites at the McDs in 1-Stop Penang.




Then there's Kenny's HILARIOUS PRANK!!! HAHAHAHAHA




Then there's this one by Sewjin which I thought was great... LOL Sewjin.




If you guys wanna see the rest of the videos, or compete with these people to win the RM10,000 then click here.


Here's the thing.

I really really wanna do this Big Mac Chant thing. Maybe its peer pressure because everyone is doing it but heck I don't know what to do.

All these people set the bar so high up!!!

What do I do what do I do????

Anyone got any ideas??? I only have a few days left before the deadline!

A Conversation

John: HOLY CRAP TIM.. THAT GIRL IS HOT... I'D SHAG HER!!!

Jane: Pfft... you guys... always objectifying women! Treating women like objects!

John: What?

Jane: It's just disgusting that you guys always treat us like sex objects. How would you like it if we talked of you as a THING rather than a person?

John: You mean if girls talk about me being a sex object for them? THAT IS AWESOME STUFF!!!

Jane: You chauvinistic PIG!

John: What?? Tim help me out here.

Tim: Uhmm.. hey look... elephant!!! *points away*

My New Business Idea - Monetizing Boobs

I've just got a new business idea for anyone who might want to start it.

Okay here's the thing. I've always been thinking about the blind spot that some people eventually develop with advertisements. Whatever medium you use, sooner or later some people might just stop paying attention to the ad you have.

For example, you may drive on a road but not notice a billboard ad or you might be watching TV and not notice the ads because every time there's a commercial break you go get a drink.

So I was thinking... what is it... that people will always watch or look at without fail and it came to me just recently.

Here's how.

Somehow quite a number of the female friends I hang out with tend to be very well endowed and they're not afraid to flaunt it. So they wear fairly low cut tops sometimes to show it off a little.I notice when I walk with them anywhere in public, say at The Curve, out of every 10 people we walk past, 8 of them will take a good look at the breasts and it doesn't matter if the people passing by are guys or girls, both guys and girls look at Cleavage.

Now this is something that people are ALWAYS gonna be looking at.

I mean fine you can say that say if you run a social-networking site and display ads, maybe one day people might get bored of social-networking and you'll lose your audience but hey... correct me if I'm wrong but BOOBIES HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR BLOODY CENTURIES... AND YET US MEN HAVE YET TO GET BORED OF THEM.

And here's another good thing about it. Boob Ads... ARE MOBILE!!! They go everywhere!!!!


So ladies... you're all soo very very powerful and all hold SOOOO MUCH POWER IN YOUR HANDS... all we need to do is find a way to monetize all the booby space out there.

And to do that... all we have to do is... PUT ADS ON THE CLEAVAGE!!!And it can work like that... First you gotta convince the dear ladies to join your so called "Ad network" . So all these nice ladies become your publishers and will run the ads.

All you have to do is produce the ads (ie paint them on the boobies or whatever) and find advertisers (okay fine this is easier said than done but nothing worth having comes easy).

You see people putting ads on everything these days, from envelopes to greetings cards to benches to walls... why have we missed the place that EVERYONE IS BOUND TO LOOK AT?!?!

And here's the thing.. if you're a guy... BoobAds will do you some good. Say the next time you get caught staring at a girl's boobs, you could just say

"Hey sorry... was trying to see what the website address was for that awesome computer you're advertising on your boobs".

So who wants to start this business?

We can call it... BoobAds - Monetize your breasts today!Lets start on a business plan to get some funding.

Anyone keen on investing?

Anyone?

PS: It's hiring time again at Nuffnang and this time we're looking for Web Designers. Anyone keen on joining our ever so funny team e-mail me at lengmoublogs@yahoo.com okie?