Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Be A Hot Chick For Only RM19.99

It's great to a guy!

Why shouldn't it be?

I mean guys can stand up and pee... girl's can't.

Girls have to go through the pain of child bearing, and all the guy has to do is play with the cute baby when it comes out!
If a girl were to sleep around, she's a slut. If a guy were to sleep around, he's a stud.

I mean how unfair is life for girls?

Well there are some plus points to being a girl, one of which I'm going to talk about now.

See... If you're a guy... and you're ugly... chances are there isn't much you can do about it.

I mean we could try to dress well, we could go buy an Armani suit with Bally shoes but we're still going to look ugly (in fact we're probably going to make that beautiful suit look ugly) simply because... some of us just ain't good looking.Now if you're a normal-looking girl and you wanna look hot... you can always dress well and put on make-up.

But the one thing that you can put on that will make a HUGE change to your look are a pair of glasses.

Now I don't mean a pair of black sunglasses like this because that's just so yester-year and if you wear that indoors, you'll end up looking silly.
I mean one of THESE big big glasses where it's almost okay to wear indoors.So I decided to do a little bit of a test.

Last Sunday I dragged Samantha to Vincci in Gurney Plaza to buy one of those glasses.
She tried on a few glasses till I found a WINNER.

Then it was time to test my theory...

We went down to Gurney Place!

Now for those of you who don't know what Gurney Place is.
Gurney Place is a small street full of coffee shops, cafes, and restaurants on both sides. I mean there is the Coffee Bean, Starbucks, Segafredos, Chillies... heck all the places where hip people like to go and pose.
Everyone there buys a drink and sits on the outside and watches as everyone else walks by. Guys watch chicks... and chicks watch guys.
So here's the idea of the test.

Test 1: I was going to walk beside Samantha down that street without her glasses on and count the number of guys who check her out.

Without her glasses Sam looks like this.Test 2: I was going to walk besides Samantha down that same street but this time WITH her glases and count the number of guys who check her out.

WITH her glasses, Sam looks like this.Guess what.

In Test 1, I counted 4 guys who checked her out.

In Test 2.... 12 guys.
TWELVE FLIPPING GUYS!!!

THAT'S A 300% INCREASE IN GUYS THAT CHECK YOU OUT... ALL FOR RM19.99.

I can't think of money better well spent!

It's just... not possible! As unfortunate it is for us guys, this thing only works for girls.

Simply because only girls look good in big fat glasses like this that cover half your face. We guys look like idiots in them.

And if you were to wear any pair of sunglass and walk down that street. Hell you'll either be called "A Poser" or "Trying to be cool".

But if a girl wears those big big glasses and walks down that street.

Everyone is going to be
"Wahh!!! Hot hot hot!!! Sophisticated!"

So ladies... go and buy yourself a pair of those big big glasses and enjoy the attention!

41 comments:

Super Gentleman said...

y owh y cant guys attract attention as easily hoh... mebe if i wore my underwear outside den all d gals will go screaming "superhero superhero!!"... haih...

Jun King said...

timmy, i can't believe thats how u spend CNY?!?!?
y cant u go gamble like everyone else?

haan said...

next time repeat the same test. u wear the sunglasses and sam counts the number of girls looking at you. don't forget to share the results.

p/s: you can put your makeup underneath :)

Boss Stewie said...

super: hahaha or they could be screaming "super idiot!" "super idiot!"

jun king: hahahaha lol dude... i try to abstain from gambling... last year i already visited 3 casinos...

haan: hahahaha can u imagine how stupid i must look in those glasses

twosuperheroes said...

boss.. u forgot one more step before "Girls have to go through the pain of child bearing" .. ahem.. hehehe..

ala, we everyday also wear our suit everyday.. not many people shouting, they just blink2 their eyes to us.. i hope it's a good sign :D

KY said...

You successfully made Sam looks even more blur than she already is. LOL

Falcon said...

where do you come up with such ideas..damn funny..

-R·K- said...

omg... Boss, you too free arh? Hahaha... however, it IS an interesting and amusing experiment ^^

Ken said...

in the famous words of V.K Lingam,
"correct correct correct"

I just think that with the big glasses on, they look more 'exclusive', like a bit sombong. Guys like the jual mahal one!

Aronil said...

actually i will agree that it does work. It makes aload of diff.. purely because you have this HUGE THING sitting on your face. However if you think about it. They could be looking for a few reasons and this applies to any situation

1. Whoaaaa she's hot!
2. Hmmm she looks quite fine, wonder what she's like under that pair.
3. My gosh who the heck wears that kinda glasses.
4. Yay the FLY!

Soooo... hehe pros and cons.. but what the heck.. there's attention :)

Ubi said...

hehehe, my frenz and i use to call girls with those type of sunglasses lalat mutasi =P

Boss Stewie said...

two: what? at least you got a blink.. i got NOTHING!!!

ky: hahaha!!

falcon: issit funny? hahaha i don't know.. i just get inspired by things around me sometimes.

rk: hahaha yes.. i damn free hahaha.> CNY MAH!!

ken: HAHAHAAH Correct correct correct!

Boss Stewie said...

aronil: YAY THE FLY?!?! HQHAHAHAHAHA


ubi: LALAT MUTASI HAHAHAHAH.. but it was good enough to catch ur attention rite

pamsong said...

I preferred the FIRST pair she tried on! The one that a bit nampak a bit tak nampak wan.

-popjammerz- said...

true true!!!
a pair of glasses especially sunglasses makes u look totally different~!!

just like when Kid Chan wore sunglass at NYEC!

i wear big fly sunglass too~ :)

Genova said...

good point boss.. lol. u could've try it this way too. u wear that glasses and make samantha count the number of ppl checking out on u...then post here..haha..

3POINT8 said...

300%? No kidding...
When I get a gf next time, I better make sure I destroy all her sunglasses.
=D

lasilasi said...

or maybe they were thinking, what's the gal doing - wearing sun glasses when the sky is cloudy... =p

but wearing sunglasses really will make gals/guys look better - especially when the gal is lazy to makeup and use troublesome things like fake eye lashes ><

§oŁЇtǺ®ÿ ®o§ě said...

i personally think that Sam looks better w/o sunglasses...but hey! I am a girl. I dont check out girls. eepp! maybe I should really try this big sunglasses out...no wonder I am still single...woots! hahahaha...i actually call then giant fly glasses...xD

shanewei said...

haha. i must try this on weekend then!!

Gary Ooi said...

hmm..going for sex change..

Boss Stewie said...

pam: hahaha i liked that but then she said it didn't fit too well

pop: oh u were there? hahaha

genova: ahahaha i don't think anyone will check me out with or without glasses

3point8: lol u're hilarious dude!

lasi: haha!! it's not for use.. it's for style!

solitary: oi oi oi!!!

shane: hahaha yes please do

gary: hahaha

k0k s3n w4i said...

Boss, if you wear a pair of glasses like that, I bet the number of people who check you out will increase more than 300%. That I guarantee.

Maybe those extra people who checked out Samantha are those who was thinking "why this siao char bo walking down the same lane again?"

pamsong said...

Haha. Kok is right. You should try it. =p

And wasted lah. The other one very gaya.

~Yee Ming~ said...

No offence, but I don't think the guys check it out because it's pretty.. If I am one of the guys who check that out, it would be because that is one ugly-looking glasses and why is SHE wearing it? I think she looks better without the glasses.

Just my 2-sen thoughts.

May Leng said...

another irony. girls wearing short short skirt and guys wearing short short pants :P

k0k s3n w4i said...

might as well say "girls wearing short short skirt and guys wearing short short skirt"

Simon Seow said...

People might think that someone wearing a sunglasses walking down the street is somekind of star or something. So, will take a few more glances lor.

Fevernut said...

seriously i think she looks better w/o them shades.

hmm.. maybe its cause guys have more eager eyes, compared to women.

Abby said...

where got like that. got so kua zhang or not oh.. she looks good on/off lah :)

Geli Tifa said...

I think wenqi looks prettier without the sunglasses... She got pretty eyes ler...

Porcupine said...

Dude, that's just plain evil...
So are you trying to imply that Samantha is actually NOT ATTRACTIVE???!!!
BAD BOSS STEWIE!!!
NO ICE CREAM FOR ONE MONTH!!!

Zephyr said...

masked rider XD, your friend looks better without sunglasses

HK said...

hahahaha boss that is so true. i love the part ,'wahhh hot!! hot!! sophisticated!!' classic.

jAmEs said...

haha.... sounds so cool... feeling so cool now :)

the concept is the same like gals that put on fake eye lashes , with and without :)

It sparks to your eyes when it's on, n u blinks blinks again when they are off their masks :)

Can't imagine if a guy put on fake eye lashes.. anyone here would want to be the first tester?

belle said...

="= boss ah.. big big glasses very long adi la.. ive been wearing big glasses for 4 years d...
NICE BIG GLASSES CAN GET FROM MANGO AND ZARA!!

William Leong said...

kesian sam, always become lab rat for stewie...

jlshyang said...

Hahahaha! Boss, you caught my friends on camera. Penang is a small small world whatmore Gurney.

Chris Lim said...

Wa boss Stewie, why are you always using Samantha in your posts huh? Is there some sort of *cough* SCANDAL *cough* Office Romance going on between the two of you? Evil grinz.

Chris @ mrchrispy.com

Jess said...

OMG I am soooooooo gonna wear sunnies next time! hahaha

oh and btw~ I'm quite interested in your reply to chris's question~

pamsong said...

ATTN: Jess.


I think that EVERYBODY's interested and curiuos to know lah. Haha.