Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Things Girls Do To Your Camera

I just had a fight with Samantha today.

It all started like this....

One day she was over at my place for a while and just when she came over my brother popped his head into my room and said
"EH BRO... JOM DOTA!"
So what is a guy supposed to say in response to that?

On one hand there's the fag way out; what some of my friend refer to as the WHS (Wai Hai Sei) way out and just say
"Kenot ler bro... my friend is here.. need to teman her".

Or there is the MAN/GEEK way out and say
"OK JOM!!!"

So obviously I took the man/geek way out right?

Now I spend a few hours playing Dota (and losing).... then I come back... Samantha is just blogging on her new blog.

So that's fine right?

We chat for a bit, watch a bit of TV then she goes home.

A few days later, I decide to upload all the photos I had in my camera into my computer.

I had taken some early CNY photos of a reunion dinner and wanted to save it in my comp.

As the photos were uploaded into my Macbook, a slide show of pictures hit my eye.

SAMANTHA HAD CAMWHORED EVERYWHERE WITH MY CAMERA WHILE I WAS AWAY PLAYING DOTA!!!Now there's nothing wrong with Camwhoring. Hell that's just one of the advantages of being a girl. I mean we guys can stand up to pee... girls can CAMWHORE and post pics on their blogs and their readers will LOVE IT!!!

Seriously... name me one famous female blogger who has never camwhored!

Needless to say camwhoring doesn't work both ways...

Hell if I posted some camwhore pictures of myself... half of you readers out there will reach for a bucket to throw up!

The other half of you would make a police report and have me arrested for scarring you for life with such horrible pictures.

You guys remember when I did this and scarred half of you for life right?

So anyway, camwhoring is fine and dandy... BUT YOU DON'T DO IT ON A DUDE'S CAMERA!!!!!!

That's like... GIRLY-FYING HIS CAMERA CAMERA!!!

Before my camera was probably a big lion King of the Jungle.
NOW MY CAMERA IS A LITTLE HIPPO IN A TUTU!!!Imagine all that crap I'm gonna have to put up with now!

I'm gonna have to buy a skirt for my camera now... and she's going to have FEELINGS.I mean the next time she takes a lousy picture and I say
"DAMMIT CAMERA!!!"

She's going to turn around and say
"Why do you talk to me like that? *sniff* Do you know how that makes me feel?"

Then she's going to start periodically asking me
"Tim... does this camera case make me look fat?"And I'll be forced to lie and say
"Noo laahhhh!!! Where got???".

ARRGGGHHH!!!

It's all Samantha's fault!

And you know what the joke was?

The instant I saw the pictures I said to Samantha
"YOU CAMWHORED WITH MY CAMERA!!!!!!!"

and you know what she said?

She replied
"Which ones are you talkin about? The one of my toe nails?"

THERE ARE MORE?!??! AUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

PS: GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!!!

34 comments:

Super Gentleman said...

wahh 1st comment... LoL... nt dat im counting... hahhaz... bt reli lahh boss... i reli dunno wad 2 comment for dis 1... very ... err... bimbo?? wahahhahahaz... dota is still owes d way 2 go!! LoL...

Boss Stewie said...

very bimbo? hahah!!! yes dota is the way to go!

ladybird said...

It's normal to camwhore,especially gals.Hey,even guys are camwhoring nowadays.Right?

Chngg said...

lol toenails.

Michael Song said...

gong xi, gong xi...

pinkpau said...

hahahaha stewie ur this post very funny. the next thing you know, your camera is going to be complaining about you to her camera gal pals wtf. "do you know stewie manhandled me today? :( he's so bad to me!"

heehee

pinksterz said...

but the hippo so kiutttttt!!!!

David Cheong said...

OMG boss, your cam got chicked! Hahahahaha.... I wonder, why you nvr wear tutu and cam-whore also?

Simon Seow said...

Ah, so the camwhore post that she did is taken using your camera. One thing to fix this, buy a new camera and make it DLSR, I don't think girl can camwhore with a DLSR without some help. Unless they use the self-timer function.

Kiong Hi Fatt Cai! Nuffnang's business Jing Jing Re Shang.

mirror said...

hahahahahah get a new 'king' camera dude~

Genova said...

lol..u need a jacked up MANLY DSLR ade. ur old cam is officially a girl. :D

Michelle Chin said...

I can't imagine you camwhoring. That preview picture is enough to scare the shit out of me.

P.S: Where's my angpau?

Twinkle said...

Cute wat? Hehehehehehehe... Just spray ur camera with pink kalerr laaa... feminine gitu!

Tak pun stripeyyy like harimau so that ur camera can roarrrrrrrrrr... AUUMMM!!!!!! Wakakakakaka

windwalker said...

You will have to custom made a skirt for your camera then...hehehe

KY said...

ops, I might have given her the idea about the toe nails ...

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Cock Sing Fark Chai Bossy! Oh btw bossy u forget to mention some guy do find u very 'hot'!!!! He! He! Happy CNY!!!

CBB said...

Gosh la boss kesian your camera...it'll be screaming moolest!! everytime you handle it =P
Happy CNY boss!!

Suet Li said...

eh last time i camwhored with your cam then next day i found that the pics were all deleted T______T

twosuperheroes said...

boss, your camera needs to have a soft side to it too..cannot be too macho all the time..metrosexual camera mah.. :p

Btw, happy chinese new year to you!

mae said...

Boss dun camwhore unless u want ur backside poked :P

oops influenced by Horny Ang Moh liao.. XD

mIcheLLe said...

hahaha CAN camho with DSLR too girls can take photos using any kinda camera :D

Boss Lepton said...

The warcraft pic is definitely NOT dota.

*Evil~Cat* said...

新年快乐,万事如意。今天,你上了U 榜生喔!哈哈~~~~~

P/S :健康就是财富*

*Evil~Cat* said...

新年快乐,万事如意。今天,你上了U 榜生喔!哈哈~~~~~

P/S :健康就是财富*

yapthomas said...

oh my gosh!!.. ur camwhore picture!

so SEXY!! -_-

Zephyr said...

Next time get a camera that have 'gugu', u know that part can elogated 1, move in and out 1. XD

MedicBoyz said...

is that all the pics?
did u kept sth secret....
juz kidding.
happy CNY!

~em~ said...

Don have chat box for me to wish you.. so HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!

pamsong said...

Haha. It's just a matter of time before the ladies take over the digicam world lah, okay. Just let it go and live with it.

p/s: Your camera wouldn't want a skirt. She'd want headbands. Polka dot headbands. =p

Boss Stewie said...

GONG XI FA CAI EVERYONE!

HAHA

and pam... NEVERR!!

pamsong said...

I should really get Samantha on my side for this. I'm sure she'd be more than happy to jump on board.

*eeeevil glint in eye*

Christine said...

OMG...lol lol lol...
Please, dont not EVER camwhore again..lol..
And camera do have feelings..lol
Happy Chinese New Year!

Aronil said...

I am going to say that I also would get ticked if Mister G decides to go for dota... really la...

now on another note...

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH (fingers pain) HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Your picture is soooo farney!!!! You are even touching your um.. pec!! ahahahhahahahahaa

May Leng said...

do I see sparks ?