Saturday, January 17, 2009

Being Rude at the Urinal

Just a few days ago I was at the gym. Right after my work out I decided to go answer nature's call so I walked towards the urinals in the changing room. There were 3 urinals there and this guy was standing right in the middle one peeing away, something already rather uncommon. I mean usual toilet etiquette is if you see three available urinals you use the one on either corner, not the middle one right? (So when someone else comes and wants to use the urinal, he'll avoid the middle one and use the one at the other corner giving everyone enough privacy to go around.)
 
To make matters worse, as this guy saw me coming from behind towards the urinal on the left, he started staring at the urinal on the left.

So I moved to the one on the right and started doing my business. Suddenly he turned his head from the left to the right and started casually looking at my dick. I shot a look back at him to remind him that I can see him peeping over but he just casually kept looking as if nothing had happened.

Then I tried to clear my throat to get his attention. I went *AHEM*

The guy looked up at me then looked away a little embarrassed. I breathed a sigh of relief only to find that just a couple of seconds later he started looking again!

I was FUMING mad... 

I was so close to shouting at him

 "KEEP YOUR EYES ON YOUR OWN COCK LA MAHAI!!!"

but I decided to just finish up and go.

And the joke is, this is not the one and only time that this happened. This happens so often to me and I really can't see why. Why? Why? I have never once even thought of wanting to look the other side... why would you even seriously want to? What are you going to see that is so different from what you already have?

24 comments:

kn said...

next time just don't use urinals at the place u feel not comfortable. use the toilet bowl and close the door.

MaN|acZ said...

urinals are so much faster to "kau tim" ur business.but,seriuosly speaking, I think those guys are just retards. It's not like their dick is any different from their others right?

Kay said...

erm.. wtf?

Kenny Lee said...

i feel just gay..haha

Chumi @ Lakshmi @ Lucky said...

LOL ... that's guy's probably gay la...

or if it has happened many times.. then ppl just wanna know if u'r d same like every other guy! hahha

jeremi said...

my bro once told me he got stalked by a muscular guy in the gym. That guy even followed him into shower room before he started hitting on my bro. lol

Stella said...

Why don't you look back at his,

1)and go 'ouch! and make a pitiful face to the guy.
2) go 'hmm, that looks a bit bent"
3) go 'gee, thats it?'

hahha

§oŁЇtǺ®ÿ ®o§ě said...

Can I laugh, pretty please? =X

xD

beats me why guys are curious about other guys' private. Don't see us girls doing it. lol! well at least not me...xD

Ping Ping said...

because yours caught his attention? Make it 'their' attention since you say this is not the first time. =P

Mark said...

Kind of reminds me of this character ;)

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0123084/

Suet Li said...

eh i thought guys do that all the time! that's why they built the urinals thingy no ar? to compare wtf

jyushiang,tay said...

Boss, that is not so bad. I have this friend of mine once he went to this toilet in Sungai Wang and was forced to use the urinal because all the cubicles were taken. So naturally we all men will use the one the furthest from the others.

So here how it goes, he took the last one furthest from one guy which was at one of the first few. While my friend was peeing he noticed that the guy suddenly got closer and closer to his urinal (hopping urinals wtf) and to my friend's suay-ness that guy was actually staring at my friend's privates and masturbating at the urinal! wtf!

Eeek! Guys, just dont use the urinal my goodness.

cynzlim said...

tiam tiam we know yours are big! =p

Jackson said...

Did he give you a sinister smile after looking at your *ahem*? Maybe he is comparing xD

Anselm Ong said...

Ur balls shud be bigger next time.. Unless his is bigger than urs then case close..

Tell him that if he keeps staring you will just pee all over him!

OR

You can resort to telling him this, "WTF u looking at? Feeling small is it?"

ahlost said...

*LOL*

KY said...

they want to see if there's a mole!

wy said...

what you said is just like what's in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

toilet etiquette!

kyliemc said...

lol.... when my dad told us that some guys just loved to look at other ppl's cock when doing their business, we thought that he was joking. now i know it really does happen.. freaky...

Donny's Bits said...

you should pull your dick out and flash him while shouting
"see what, see what? Wanna see cock ah?"

That would scared the idiot! LOL! Yeah! there are weird idiots always loitering in the toilet one. Thats why I always use the toilet with doors. I even sanggup wait for one to be available to use.

Patchay said...

aiyah dat guy must be gay horny lah ...
in china more syok. there're ppl who do their biz many many distance away from the urinal. not one but a few of them frigtened me like hell wtf.

Michael Song said...

maybe ur cock is the size of anaconda lar... tat's y he stare cock at ur cock lor...

Jennifer Chen.... said...

size different ma...

depress always said...

this post is not original man.
u copied eat from some fitness blog right? i've read this before some time ago. =.=