Monday, April 09, 2007

Apparently Boss Stewie is HOT

Aunty Lilian recently sent me an e-mail saying that she was doing this "Hottest Male Blogger" contest on her blog.

She asked me to answer some questions and to pick a photo of myself.

I decided that I could of course pick one of those gaya looking photos where I'm posing with sunglasses, looking into the sky wtih wind blowing against my hair.

But nooo... I instead gave her THIS picture.
What in the world was I high on when I did that...?

Anyway let me tell you who's going to win.

Sapiensbryan is going to win!

Let me tell you why.

Beauty is relative.

For example, you put an ugly guy next to an even uglier guy, the ugly guys looks like Brad Pitt.

But you put an ugly guy next to Brad Pitt, and Brad Pitt looks like he was made in Heaven.

Allow me to illustrate.

This is a picture of Ming and I.


I don't look too bad right? (Ming: HAHAHAHAHAHAA).

Now this is a picture of SapiensBryan and I.

Now be honest with me... at first glance.. did ANY of you girls out there EVEN notice the guy in the white shirt?

NO RIGHT??? And even if you did... you were thinking

"WHAT THE HELL WAS BRYAN STANDING NEXT TO?!?!"


PS: Check out Lilian's post on the Hottest Blogger awards.

Keep up to date with her blog to see my prophecy come true!!! Bwahahah Sapiensbryan will win....

35 comments:

Daphne said...

wooo! im first again! :D

eh.. erm.. i really dint notice u in the pic with sapiensbryan.. oops..

Daphne said...

eh.. but his blog sound like.. some tech gadget review website. sigh. minus 200 points.

ricadoe said...

ya, although I'm a 100% gentleman, I don't realize there's a man in white. Sorry

Boss Stewie said...

daphne: *CRY*

ricadoe: *CRY AGAIN*

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

no wat.. boss your mole is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sexy!!!! damn turn-on can. and all those fats underneath that see through white shirt!!! siallah a man made in heaven. OOH~~~~

I'd ask for your hand in marriage but I don't wanna scare u so much that u won't meet me which will indirectly ruin my chances of stalking you.


*and the crazed blind idiot continues rambling* :p

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

eh but really i didn't notice bryan at all, ur mole is just screaming for attention. and those lips. ooh

bwahhaha this is so much fun i don't wanna stop. so are u petrified yet, boss? hehehehehe

her Fei-ness said...

eh boss, why this post no picture of you one? I oni see picture of Haigen Daz, boss ming and bryan oni one?

Bwahahahhahahah!! Jk boss, don't small heart ok?

Boss Stewie said...

suicidal: hahaha yes i love my mole!!!

her feiness: *CRY*!!!!

Cely said...

Oh My God... Bryan is so HOTTTTT!!!

Bryan is CUTE leh.. HANDSOME... Looking super great...

Daphne said...

ehh.. but ur blog 10000000000 times better than his! :)

Boss Stewie said...

CELY: *SNIFF*

daphne: hahaha no lar.. his blog is the number 2 most influential blog in Malaysia!

freethinker said...

Well, Boss, you still have hope 1, I remember writin an article to the papers on why Danielle Lee won the Idol contest:

It's a matter of tactics...

Still can win one.. HAHHA

Sharon said...

well.. u know what they say

"leng chai mou pun sam" (in canto)
LOL

no worries, you ain't that bad ;)

5xmom.com said...

Hahahaha, next time wear black lah.

Chapree Da Grande said...

I didn't even notice both of you guys. I noticed the Starbucks counter behind you guys and I'm now craving for a Starbucks Frappucino. ><

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bossy! Girls do go for apparence first but if that 'cool guy' have a charactor of an ass*hole forget it. Hemmm! What u say is correct u should photoshop u photoshop next to my pic then sure win wan. Seriously speaking both u & ming have what we say trustworthy & handsome face & hence nuffnang success in attracting blogger & more importantly business. P/s any chance of me entering into lilian hottest blogger award???!!!!

Shireen K said...

errrrr........... it's not about winning ok....

sapiens said...

What the *tuuuuuuuuuut* !

No one is gonna win lah because it's not a competition at all. Somemore I have a stupid tech blog. Haha...

Andrew said...

eh boss!!!
to be honest...you're not that bad looking lah...
but to be even more honest..
bryan is quite the leng chai:)
hahahahaahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
and the comment above looks like bryan sakit hati when ppl call his blog a tech blog..
its okay sapien! i like!
your blog is a really good blog that i read alot alot alot alot haha :D

Gwen said...

suicidalconversationjunkie said it all!!!!!!!

Sometimes, people choose based on individual tastes. You're cuter than he is and have much more "approachable" face. Looks aren't about surface area, it's about charm too. If that made any sense to you.

aL said...

walau eh. didnt noe im hanging out quite often with one of the most endao guy in the blogosphere.

LOL! =P dont kill me bryan.

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

oh oh! forgot to be diplomatic. so i saw bryan too la.. but cannot blame me for noticing ur mole first rite. and those sexy pout-y lips.. ooh~~~

*and the crazed idiot rambles off again*

pinksterz said...

of course no one noticing the guy with the white shirt at the back of the pic! kaka!

i noticed two good looking guy! bryan and boss! (now go ahead and say, "what a sweet girl pinksterz is!")

Jackson said...

So.... did she ask a picture of you because she thought you were hot, or did she ask a picture of you to make the rest of the guys look better? XD

Maybe you could ask her to run a Blogger with the hottest mole contest, eh? >_>

Jacquelin said...

Funny man this post.. But of course I noticed u in the 3rd pic lah! Ur mole was what caught my attention first! :)

Don't worry. You'll win..

giovoni said...

Tim, with regards to the mole thingy, refer to

http://www.wofs.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=106&Itemid=38

Why do I have the nagging feeling you have 'dou fa' (peach blossom) in your chart as no matter what you post in your blog, there will be people dropping by to read. Hmmm....

Boss Stewie said...

freethinker: ehh... how did he win?


sharon: ahh it's okay sharon.. i know looks aren't exactly the reason why my girlfriends fell for me.. they say it's my SMILE :P


5xmom: hahaha!!

chapree: wahhh chapree u too much hahah!!!

hor ny: ai cheh.. it's still quite early to call Nuffnang a success... lets just wait and see ok? :P

shireen: what?? it's ALWAYS about winning!!!!

sapiens: ehh everyone loves the blog of the number 2 most influential blogger in Malaysia


andrew: thanks for saying that i'm not bad looking andrew.. though it would probably mean more if it came from a girl.. but thank u.. hahaha!!!


gwen: so if i were in a club with my friends... you'd come chat me up? and invite me to play WoW with u?

al: now u know leh!!! u were hanging out with bryan that day

suicidal: hah at least u noticed me.. or a part of me

pinksterz: aww u so sweet.. thank uuuu

jackson: she asked a picture of me to make the other guys look better :( *SNIFF*

jac: hahahaha i love my mole!

giovoni: wahh... so it's... a good thing right?

Daphne said...

ehh.. 2nd most influential? serious? ok.. erm.. n i never heard of him til u posted him up here?

conclusion: only influential to men lah!! hahaha.

p/s: sorry bryan. i'm sure ur blog is great. it's just not for me. hehe!

Wingz said...

Who v ote for boss will get 1 tub of haagendaz!!!

Gwen said...

I would punch you in the stomach for not calling me to hang out in the club with you. :)

clement said...

i want the ice cream.. it looks so tempting... no, he's more to beautiful than leng zha... :)

Boss Stewie said...

daphne: heheh daphne

wingz: wahhh who is going to give the haagen dazs

gwen: lol gwen!!!

clement: yes i am beautiful :P

freethinker said...

Tactic...

On the outside, skill wise, he aint the best, proven fact. Fanbase wise he has all the girls rooting for him.

Imagine his fans fearing their idol is gonna lose due to "technical" aspect...

SMS more la.. !!! His competitor fan over confident ma, didn;t do the same multiple sms trick...

So, you see, there's a will, there;s always a way..

HAHAH

dEvIlInE said...

ill support bryan :) way to GO !!! :P
stewie u might be after him :P
hahaha

- PC - said...

hahaha... bryan very humble la. tats y no1 nos him. he is famous for his blog but not himself. no1 had ever seen him till that penang bloggers' meet at e-gate. nice guy to mix wid. WAY TO GO BRYAN!!

Boss... u got so many peminat setia. so i jes support bryan la. he so kelian no1 support him. hehe..