If you're wondering why I haven't updated in two days... it's because I've been in shock.
Just two days ago I was a happy Stewie.
I jumped out of the bed in the morning, sang Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" in the shower, and had corn beef with bread for breakfast.
I was a Happy Stewie!
Happy Stewie then jumped into his car in the morning with Ming and Jazz (another Nuffnang team member), and we drove off to work.
I was driving down the road of a nice quite suburb. Ming and I were debating issues as usual when suddenly I saw a flock of birds from the side of the road take off and fly across my car.
I nearly hit all of them with my car... but I did hit ONE.
"POOF", I heard the sound of a bird reflect off the bonnet of my car.
As it impacted the front of my car in mid-air, it suddenly dropped dead towards the side of the road.
Ming shouted in response "F*CK DUDE... DID YOU JUST KILL A BIRD?"
Boss Stewie is a murderer :(
Please forgive me oh leetle birdy... Please don't come back to haunt me...