Saturday, July 28, 2007

DEAR RICH PEOPLE OF MALAYSIA!!!

DEAR RICH PEOPLE OF MALAYSIA!!!

NO LONGER SHALL YOU LOSE SLEEP AT NIGHT!!!

NO LONGER SHALL YOU STRESS ABOUT HOW TO SPEND THE MONEY IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS!!!

NO LONGER SHALL YOU NOT CARRY BAGS THAT DO NOT COST AN ARM OR LEG!!!

Because LOUIS VUITTON AT KLCC IS HERE!!!

And the day I first saw it open... what did I see?

A WHOLE LONG QUEUE OF RICH PEOPLE LINING UP TO GET IN!!!
and if that isn't enough to get your heart pounding and the money in your pocket tinkering, LV even brought one of the guys that makes their hand-made bags...

ALL THE WAY FROM FRANCE.


They were nice enough to bring him to show the rich people how their beautiful high-quality LV bags were made.

And to show the poor people how to make it so we
may one day make our very own imitation... LOOI WUITTONS!!!

Dear Rich People... whip out your credits and head over to KLCC today.

Can't decide if you're fit to carry LV bags?

Easy... Do you eat THIS for breakfast EVERY DAY?!!?
Or do you eat THIS?!?!

Because if you eat Bak Kut Teh for breakfast like me... then you probably can't afford LV.

In fact, go in there with a packet of Bak Kut Teh in your hands and you might actually hear someone say
"Ewww... you disgusting people.. why the hell do you put pork in your tea?!?!"

But I don't care!!! I LOVE MY TEA WITH PORK IN IT!!!


28 comments:

BumbleBee™ said...

LOL..bak kut teh...
newly open LV shop ? I tot only star hill got..
sorry not a kl peeps tho

k u k u j i o a m a n said...

I love my Bak Kut Teh!!! Can I order a Pork Tea please... TQ..

Unknown said...

i wan pork tea... dry plz.

the designer come only is it.. i tot LV in person come.

Boss Stewie said...

bumblebee: yah yah... now KLCC also got!!!

kukujiao: yes yes... pork tea with fu chuk pls!

william: dry pork tea?

ian said...

ahh didn't know that it opened already. Saw the coming soon sign a month back when i passed it.

I want pork tea with fried ghost

Jason Lioh said...

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Belle said...

boss! very random lah!

Unknown said...

boss, yea, its dry... you should try it. you wont usually find it in any places though. Klang has them.. and so far a shop in subang's got it too.
but seriously, its real good. very fragrant.

Innocent^^Guy said...

I don't get to eat bak kut teh for breakfast here!!! So, what bag should I carry? please advice...LOL

Caneeliea said...

I always admire you ppl there for eating bah kut teh for bfast! So syok!! I love bah kut teh! But here is KK nobody serves that for bfast leh! :( And argh! I DEFINITELY need to get my butt down to KLCC to check out the LV store! Thanks for informing Tim! :)

Boss Stewie said...

ian: ahhh yah.. the coming soon sign was there for a while but now it's finally open

jason: lol!! me likey

belle: random ar?? ok lor.. i talk more about my leetle nuffnang next time lor

william: ok u take me wei!

innocent: liddat then u carry plastic bag can di dude :P

jacq: hahaha ok.. i can go with u if u want... only that when we reach the store, u masuk i stand outside... i don't think i'm worthy of stepping in :P

Observer said...

wah.. u eat BKT eveli day 1 ar

a n n n a said...

wah lao.. need to queue up one!! Even if just wanna go in window shop oso need to queue up arr? or go in must buy one?

nyx said...

I saw them last week when I was at KLCC buying my SK-II ... I had to be dragged away ... tee hee!

Boss Stewie said...

freethinker: hehehe i try to :P

anna: yes yes.. ened to queue up if you want to go in ler.. window shop u dun have to queue ler

nyx: haha... SK-II is enough damage on ur purse for the day

Nicole said...

LV.... Loser's Vanity

MikeM said...

tim... when our klang BKT outing?

M said...

My dear Timmy,

Don't underestimate rich ppl. They have varied palates and there r many who love their belacan and sambal. Gracious, unless u r angmoh, can u have the angmoh breakie everyday?

Cely said...

i think i m more interested in the BKT than the LV.

Unknown said...

set boss, u tell me when, i bring u go ;) ajak ur KL nuffnang team also

iamthewitch said...

Sometimes I do not get these rich people. I went to East India yesterday and there was a snobbish lady at the counter wanted to pay her RM530 bill. Apparently her card couldn't go through, or it was asking for some verification code that she wasn't aware of. Then she was pissed and said "What verification code? I just swiped 10k this morning and they didn't ask for any verification code? What is this... 500 also cannot go through?" *sweat* and *more sweat*

Dc said...

maybe she's a con person, actually i think most KLCC shops treats people according to what they wear, T&Co, HJewels etc etc.

I was wearing my office tech guy uniform with cargo pants and i went there wanting to grab a ring for my engagement last year, i can tell u that none of these shops even said a hello can i help you.

Dc said...

eh boss one more thing, your tuitionhamster's link, the forum is flooded with porn ads, lol no more maintaining the webbie ke

electronicfly said...

The truly rich-until-use-money-to-wipe-backside people would have already gone to the shop before it opened.
Invites mah

Chocoanut said...

my frens all got at least one LV wallet. haizzz.....sad....i don hav...so I have to like the last few sentences for this post....

Horny Ang Moh said...

So now I know pork in tea is BKT!So what is the big fuss about LV. Last week there is a big fuss about hairy potty! So KL very happening wan! Have a nice day bossy!

uncle boy said...

its not tea.. its a delicious healthy herbs right? Chi Ku teh for the non-port eater.. try it! you'll sure wants more... me love it!

Christy said...

Damn... that fu chuk bak kut teh dish was sure delicious. Wake up 9am on Sunday also worth it!