Mathematics!

Mathematics!

Ah that is something all of us grew up doing and some of us grew up hating!

I never liked maths to be honest and I was never really good in it. That didn't mean I didn't always scored in it. I always scored A in maths back in school and even in A-levels but that's ONLY because I practiced so much till I was good in it.

Not like some of you out there who never need to practice much and can still get 100% all the time.

Now somebody e-mailed me something interesting yesterday and I thought I'd share it with you guys.

These are some real life answers that some of our students give.

QUESTION 1

Ok here's an easy one that we all can relate to.
Check out the model answer!

SO EASY!!!

No need for all that

Menurut Teorem Pitagoras bullshit...

QUESTION 2

The next one is fairly easy as well.

GENIUS!!!!!

Why didn't I think of that!!!

It makes perfect sense too... that's right Form 2 students... BURN YOUR BUKU SIFAR...

QUESTION 3

This is something I WISH I could've done in school.LOL LOL!!!

QUESTION 4

This is hilarious...

EXPAND!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Check out the teacher's comments.

"Very funny Peter"...

QUESTION 5

These kind of questions make me dizzy.

And I can understand the student. I mean, all that dizzyness is bound to make you hallucinate what the real problem is.

QUESTION 6




Now I can really relate to this math problem because as much as I hate maths, I ended up studying a BSc in Economics at UCL where the math was so intense it would make a grown man's balls shrink.

Seriously, they're so crazy over there that if they could speak in Math, they would.

So believe me when I say that I understand how this student feels.




This is the FUNNIEST ANSWER OF ALL.

Read the question first.

THE SONOFABITCH DREW AN ELEPHANT AND SAID THERE WAS AN ELEPHANT IN THE WAY!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH