RAMBO IS A FAG!

Rambo has had so much influence in my life.

I mean just not too long ago in my Counterstrike days, whenever I felt ball-sy and decided to go alone against an entire team of bad guys (and of course died), my friends will always say
"YOU THINK YOU RAMBO AR?"

And I bet that prior to reading the title of this blog entry, you have never ever heard the words
"Rambo" and "Fag" in the same line before.

Even after I put that line as my blog title you can't believe that I really mean that.... and it's true.. I don't... Rambo is no fag!

RAMBO is DA MAN!!!

And it doesn't matter that his first film debut was in a hardcore porn film called Party at Kitty and Stud's.

I mean, put 1,000 of the most dangerous and violent people in the world on a jungle island.

Give them all the machine guns and bombs in the world and tell them to work as a team and kill anyone else that comes on to that island.

Then, throw Rambo on to that same island and give him nothing but a giant Disneyland lollipop and Rambo will still have them all beaten to death with that piece of candy.
Now Sylvester Stallone is old.... last I checked, he already passed 60.

That's grandpa territory over there.

But I recently came across the trailer of his new upcoming Rambo movie: John Rambo.

Behold!

Watch the most violent movie trailer of all time!



Note to self: Don't phuck with Rambo!
(And don't call him no fag... he has balls so big it makes a bull's nuts look like marbles)