Friday, November 23, 2007

Be Boss Stewie's Girlfriend

Yesterday I left my dear KL city for Singapore.

I'm here in Singapore for business and also possibly to catch up with a few Nuffnangers here in Singapore. Dammit it feels like forever since I was last in Singapore. Time sure flies.

I actually happened to read Pinksterz's blog this morning and happened to notice that she posted up one of these fun applications for anyone to apply to be her boyfriend.Which actually reminded me of something!

Months ago during some drinks with friends and after being teased repeatedly for being 'married-to-my-job', my drunk-self was STOOPID enough to agree to a bet with my friends that by 31st December 2007, I will have a girlfriend.

What was I thinking right? I mean, there I was thinking that hey... how bad can it be, it's so many months from now and I'm sure by then I would have found the time to find someone.

Well... I just realized that I now have ONE month left to New Year's and I ain't got a girlfriend yet!

And it doesn't help that Samantha here keeps rejecting me by flashing cameras in my eyes every time I border the subject!!!
So everyone, before it's too late and I lose the bet (which is actually a bottle of expensive whiskey. I know quite fahney right my friends... making a bet when drunk... but betting for more alcohol to get even more drunk.)

APPLY!!!!

Girlfriend Application

Please NOTE that it says GIRLfriend... so guys... don't try to be funny!!!

(No I'm kidding guys, go ahead and apply to be my 'girlfriend'.. it'll be funny and I might even post your applications up hahahahahaha)

36 comments:

Jasonmumbles said...

Quote : And it doesn't help that Samantha here keeps rejecting me by flashing cameras in my eyes every time I border the subject!!!

Ya right?!?!?!?

And why is she grabbing her own ermm... boob? -___-ll

Skyler said...

I apply.

JenKin Yat said...

hmm..i smell something fishy..

Boss Stewie said...

jason: don't be ridiculous she's not... ohh... hmm.... hmm..... ok.. i didn't catch that

skyler: hahahaha okok... We Shall revert to you in 2 working days on the status of your application LOL

jenkin: what leh

Nicholas Chay said...

I am thinking if I should apply.

russel said...

any benefits?

monthly allowance?
mileage claims?
phone allowance?
annual bonus?
EPF/SOSCO paid?
any ESOS?
annual leave?

after all, it's a job :P

Boss Stewie said...

nicholas: hahaha !!

russel: hahaha no epf socso and all.. but got free meals every time we go out :P bwahahah

Freethinker said...

u know the part where pinksterz put treat like credit card ?

I suggest to her !!! She din credit me... hmmph !

Eric said...

hehehehhe..

hey Timothy, not in KL?

Its friday again; karaoke?

hahahhaha...

Super Gentleman said...

neh, if samantha rejects u again, den go try d lesbo gal at velvet lahhh... use ur sexy mole as d bait, n wait for d magic words~~~ "im nt lesbo" LOL... den dere u hav it... hahahz...

Vic said...

eh boss.....why she keep on rejecting u la? u must treat her nicer ma. be more caring and all ma.

and ya lo...why is she holding her boob in the pic?

pinksterz said...

no wonder i checked with nuffnang i got hits from ur blog! wakakakaka! -.-

come we start a club of singlerz! (sounds so wrong and retarded) HAHAHAHAHAH!

freethinker: sorry lor. i forgot la. put it liao. T_T

kimfei said...

the photo really leads to something la..n for me..i would rather go pinkster blog to apply tat..lol..sounds weird if i click urs apply to me by girfriend..LOL

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Wah Laueh! BossyI click in & fiil up the application! Wah is real wan!!!!! Luckily I close the windows!!Aiyah! U should have warn first mah! Oh btw if really cannot find gf by that time, my friends tell me that u can 'buy' gf at greylang in S'pore! Maybe u can ask Ming to help u out!
Have a nice day!

David said...

Just flash your cash around in the bar adn you will be bombarded by woman. =P

Credit card might works, but a signed empty cheque will work even better...

Sour-Choc said...

MM...boss, not in kl can apply?...

Nicocoa said...

I've applied.

*read last two words*

Boss Stewie said...

freethinker: hahah!

eric: hahaha kenot ler bro. i in penang now :P

super: hahahah!!! ok i shall go velvet again next weekend

vic: hahaha i don't know the answer to your latter question, maybe u should ask her

pink: ahhaahha oh so you check nuffnang stats often huh

kimfei: lol!

hor ny: hahah buy gf!! kenot lar!! i wan normal gf!

david: first i would need the cash to flash right?? :P

sour: hhaha can!!! anyon can

nico: hahahahahaha lol lol okok

princessladyjane said...

wahh... samantha really looked like she is cupping her own boobie... ^__^

Genova said...

alamak. boss
since when did u get so desperate?

Mun said...

Gut feel. Samantha and you make a good couple. :o)

Michelle said...

can i skip the "apply" part and head straight to the last step "interview"? =P

blueapple said...

Should I or shouldnt I?
hahaha...
btw cool blog... very famous wor..

nadnut said...

hurhur. i've applied! WHY DID YOU CALL ME SOOOOO LATE?!

Boss Stewie said...

princess: hahah!!! i'll let her explaint o u

genova: hahaha!!! since i only have one month left!

mun: u think so? hmm

michelle: hahahaha then it would be unfair for the rest of the applicants right?? bwahahaha

blue: pls lar.. this blog is not fehmes lar

nadnut: uhh.. SOli lor.. i was in singapore only for a day

niss.. said...

should add a special benefit scheme ma..benefits also dun have...besides makan...how much can a girl eat worr??

Eileen said...

erm..i also think sam is holding her own 'b**b' :s

.:: gHoOi ~* said...

boss i suggest you to try harder for samantha ;)

nyx said...

I'm too old to apply .. it's game over for me anyways .....

so..so...so ... is samantha applying? *grin*

CBB said...

GO go go!! Boss can wan!!

Yii Toong said...
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Cheng Chun said...

You advertise like this ah. Not bad boss. Your mole makes you so sexy leh. :P

*think you might run away from me from now on. Hehehhe*

Cely said...

When i enter my age, it said i am too old to be your gf!

WTF ?

phingy said...

good luck with your mission of getting a gf . haha

TenthOfMarch said...

LOL @ Cely's remark. Tim, you really shouldn't judge by age. After all, love is blind. So, any good applications yet?

pamsong said...

Ooo. Big Man Boss hitting on his own employee? Scandalous betul. So come on and hurry up with the application post. =p