Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Day 2 At Sea: S.O.S.

S.O.S.!

I need HELP!!!

SOMEBODY OUT THERE!!!

IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE OUT THERE?!?!?

IF YOU CAN HEAR ME...My name is Timothy Tiah and I’m stuck on board a boat with….

NO MOBILE PHONE RECEPTION
NO SATELITTE TV
NO INTERNET CONNECTION
NO HOT CHICKS

AND A WHOLE LOT OF FAT DUDES IN SWIMMING TRUNKS!!!

Now you’re probably wondering how the hell I managed to update this blog when I have “NO INTERNET CONNECTION” on board.

Well fine the truth is.. there is.

BUT IT COSTS USD 0.50 PER MINUTE FOR EVERY MINUTE I USE THE INTERNET HERE!!!

SO MUCH THAT I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT TO GAMBLE IN THE CASINO ANYMORE!!!
Now that’s as good as NO INTERNET FOR ME!!!

ANYBODY OUT THERE?!?!?

SOMEBODY!!!!

ARGGHHHH!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!

HOW CAN THEY THROW ME ON A BOAT WITH NO MOBILE PHONE RECEPTION AND NO INTERNET CONNECTION!!!

What the hell is this?!?!? REHABILITATION CAMP FOR INTERNET ADDICTS?!?!?

I’m a Dotcom Entrepreneur, I NEED my internet!!!! Don’t force me to RATION my usage by making it so expensive to use it every minute!

FORCING ME to ration my internet usage in terms of minutes each day is like taking away carrots from Bugs Bunny. YOU DON’T TAKE AWAY CARROTS FROM BUGS BUNNY!!!

IS ANYONE OUT THERE?!??!

PLEASE COME SAVE ME!!!

I HAVE MY OWN LIFE JACKET!!!
PLEASE HELP ME!!!

The people on this boat… are weird!!! NO internet… NO mobile phone reception and they’re all acting jolly and happy sun bathing, going for their stupid Spa’s, playing Bingo…. SOMEBODY GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

Oh wait…

I see a Cargo Ship in the distance.OH YES!!! OH YES!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

BRB... I NEED TO GO WAVE FOR HELP NOW!!!

BYE!

29 comments:

[fong88] said...

hahahahhaahahaha..
get ur help from dat cargo ship d??LOL!!
such a funny fella la u..:P

KY said...

and I thought paying RM 10 per hour in cybercafe was really expensive in the early days.

Evelyncyl said...

haha! I'd gladly exchange places with you right now! Luxurious cruise, casino, in the open sea... that's the high life! lol. Oh and, I don't mind living without internet connection for a week~ ;)

Jello said...

u didn't give location also... how to save u?!

btw... what do people do in cruise ship? i've never been on one.. but people say that u just eat, drink and be merry there... is it true?

sounds boring...

no shopping.. no sight seeing..

Jan said...

wow~~ where are you?? ermm u went for cruise?? but it is really boring if no internet no line nothing eh~~ at least should have something....
hahhaha.. anyways it is a funny blog~~

pinksterz said...

such rant from a workaholic :P

Cutie said...

You know what, you need to go to that cruise with a girlfriend than you will enjoy ur holiday better. Geez, now I know why you don't get a gf becoz you are such a workaholic and such an internet addict fella. I think e-gf is the best gf for you. Hehe...

Serena said...

HAHAHAHA.... Calm down! Pls enjoy swimming with those fat dudues in the swimming pool... =)

liyiesther.C said...

lolz... nice pose with the lifejacket -.-

princessladyjane said...

LOL.. Tim, i can so feel ur misery... i would also die without an internet connection and a mobile phone... sigh, people nowadays r to spoilt.. HEheheee... But then again, if u were to go on a cruise with someone u love, u wouldnt have this misery... ^__^

How now??

11 more days before you lose ur bet.. faster go get a gf la!

-moon- said...

hahaha.. so pity for you le.. who ask u to go on cruise la.. you should have gone some place else.. Yes.. maybe you do need a love one with you to enjoy the cruise.. =p

haan said...

why not u try to enjoy the life without all these modern thingies? holiday needs to be out of the ordinary lar uncle..

pamsong said...

Haha. Tell me about it, man. I just ranted on Tinki Talks about my lack of internet access at home. You can the addict but never the addiction. Haha.

Go sunbathe lah. Guys white white not nice wan. HAHA.

Cheng Chun said...

I don't think you will be replying to our comments any time soon eh boss. :P

But didn't I say it, the internet will suck you first before the casino can. :P

CBB said...

HOLD ON BOSS, I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!!!DON'T JUMP FOR THE CARGO SHIP YET!! XP

But since you've already paid for the trip, why not make it worthwhile...=)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bossy! U forget to mention u have a boat full of hot chick!!!
Do post up the hot chick pic!
Have a nice day!

Jess said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! good luck la you!! anyways good way for total relaxation! your parents surely picked a cruise for a real good reason. They wanna let you really REAAAAAAAALLY rest

Christine said...

omg..HAHA!!! I cant imagine myself living without internet too...though i am not really doing anything with it except blogging. But yea, taking away internet is like taking Chris out of Christine, and Taking timothy out of tiah. Yikes, that makes no sense. Haha.
Whatever, just try to enjoy your holiday! It is meant to let you relax and forget everything in this real world!!!!

flying_fish said...

Pity you... but holiday is meant for relaxation... Though i think without internet connection you're more stressed...

Enjoy it though. It was ages since i last went for a cruise...

yapthomas said...

i'm gonna throw a line now..
catch.. quick!!

danielctw said...

drops a float... go catch it boss.. haha

Well, I would like to go for a cruise though!!

SEO Engineering 101 said...

I did forget to ask you to carry yr CELCOM INMARSAT Phone didn't I??
Well, at least Orang Biru will give you access. I did not remember the charges are THAT EXPENSIVE. It was $30 for 24/hrs. Which ship UR on? I may just call you on OpenVHF.

Best Regards:

Azrin @ http://www.azrin.net

PS: Sorry, I have to leave Nuffnang, Seems YAT sacked me.

chocolat-latte' said...

CRUISE! I MISS CRUISE..
sigh..

happy + bitter memories now..

:(

but i still enjoy my cruise.. and heck with calls tim.

YOU NEED A BREAK. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BREAK

kimfei said...

funny enough...so boss,where are you now??able to bump on that cargo ship??

Sasi a.k.a Saz said...

Kesian.....

Michelle said...

too long in the sea..
too far from the shore..
makes your brain really go kuku..
hehehehe..

have fun tim!
hope u find ur gf on the ship..
12 days to 2008.. hehe

David said...

Technically, how much is it per hour? I am sure they count by hour not minute eh?

Daren said...

Hey!
I'm on the Liberty Of The Seasa now,boss!
How come I dont see you in the Internet Lounge?
Its free to use1

sultanmuzaffar said...

i don't mind tukar tempat dengan u bro !

pls...i want to be in the cruise !!