It's just hard to NOT love a game like that especially when you're a guy (yes this is the part where the ladies come in, shake their heads and say "tsk tsk.. men and violence")
I loved it not because it was just one of those silly games where you go in and shoot monsters for no damn reason but because it was a game that required a little bit of thinking.
Like you can't just go into a house shooting your guns of glory and killing everyone there.
No you'll have to kill the guard, steal the guard's clothes, climb into the window.. etc etc... and yes I know it's a longer process to get a job done but hey it's more fun that way!
Naturally when the movie came out... I was overexcited but yet worried.
Overexcited because I had waiting a long time for this movie to come out.
Worried because... my expectations of it were so high. I knew I was going to be disappointed somehow.
Yet, I came out of the cinema GLEAMING!!!
IT WAS FANTASTIC!!!
Only thing that bugged me was that Timothy Olyphant's voice didn't quite fit the role and it would be nice to have Vin Diesel's voice in there but that didn't bother me too much.Heck and the best thing about the movie is that unlike other action movies, they wasted no time on romantic love scenes. You would think the action hero like Hitman will fall in love with a hot chick and get it going somewhere in the middle of the movie right?
Not in this movie!!!
The hot chick tried to seduce the Hitman but he didn't go for it.
Now a man who can withstand the seduction of a hot chick is A MAN (Possibly a gay man but a man nevertheless)!!!
Take for example this beautiful lady here.
Guys, if this beautiful japanese chick tried to seduce you would you be able to fight her off?
The answer that most of you would give is NO.
But some of you cocky dudes will say "YES... I BOLEH TAHAN".
In which case I will ask you another question.
If Leah Dizon tried to seduce you would you be able to withstand her?
The ONLY ANSWER to that question is NO!!!
IF YOU SAID YES THEN LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR...
AND CALL YOURSELF A DAMN LIAR!!!
THEN BEG FOR FORGIVENESS FOR LYING IS A SIN!!!
A SIN I TELL YOU!!!
LEAH DIZON IS SO HOT SHE WOULD BURN A HOLE THROUGH MY COUCH IF SHE WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME NOW.
Okay... how the hell did I get from talking about Hitman to Leah Dizon.
Alright back to Hitman.
Okay so watch Hitman ok!
Here's the trailer.
I thought it was awesome!!!
The best movie I've seen this year (Don't count Transformers lar!!!)
And I'm not saying that just because I'm a guy ok?
The girls I watched it with thought it was fantastic too. Though they wished there were some love scenes.
Hitman is too macho for love.