Saturday, August 02, 2008

The New Woman & Beer Repellent!!!

I'm going clubbing again tonight, this is the first night in weeks that I've been clubbing and she's not around to watch me and make sure that I don't misbehave in the club.

So what does she do?

Perhaps after reading my entry about how my buddy screws around in Vancouver, she says as a condition for going tonight, I have to wear THIS SHIRT.

Shirt says: PLEASE DON'T GIVE THIS MAN ANY BEER - THANK YOU, HIS SPOUSE"

Now I've heard all about woman repellents. From love bites to little bracelets or necklaces with a girl's name on it worn on the guy but this shirt takes the cake.

It's not only a WOMAN REPELLENT but a BEER REPELLENT too!!!

WTF?!?! WHY DO THEY EVEN MAKE SHIRTS LIKE THESE!!!

IT'S NOT FUNNY FOR THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO WEAR THEM!!!

24 comments:

electronicfly said...

Don't take beer lo then. The shirt didn't say anything about hard liquor also.

:D

(Banana please don't scold me)

J2Kfm said...

not related to your post, but wonder why the nuffnang ads in my blog suddenly disappeared? thanks

Unknown said...

wear a jacket la... settle

Boss Stewie said...

electrionic: HAH!! GOOD POINT

j2kfm: I see the ads on your blogs working fine and you should too unless you're overseas. If you still don't, leave a ticket at our Help Desk and my colleagues help you investigate it.

navine: GOOD SUGGESTION!

KY said...

hahaha I give you vodka!

Unknown said...

hiya!easy ma!put another/change t-shirt on but change the word to "please give this man any beer"

mykie said...

I saw that in berjaya times square yesterday! Wuhu!

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Monica said...

ooo.. where did she buy it? i want to get one too :D :D so cute! :p

Boss Stewie said...

ky: hah!!! u dare say that here? after she read u die!

spectre: hahaha or i could just cancel off the "don't" rite?

myke: HAHAH... i don't remember how I got mine

monica: i actually don't remember how I got this shirt. Don't remember if someone gave it to me before or she bought it for me or i bought it for myself long ago cuz i thought it was funny

Eri Peng said...

BUAHAHAHAH!!!

you go girl, wenqi!

wenqi is da smartest gf on earth lor!

tim should be proud, lol~

Boss Stewie said...

eri: oi!!! who said anything about wen-qi :P

Kritz said...

Nice shirt.

Eh, I can access nuffnang these days ... why? T_T

Kritz said...

Is my ip or something banned or what? T_T ... because I can go to nuffnang my with a proxy.

RealGunners said...

well, even without beer, u can alwiz have hugs and kisses wat :D

Unknown said...

boss! how could u?!! it was my present for you!! hahaha

Brenda B said...

Muahaha! Are you seriously wearing that?

Cynthia said...

but these days, apparently you dont need beer for that to happen.

:)

hey.rose said...

I give your cocktails *LOL*

Long island? Hehehehehehe...

Where can I get this t-shirt? *LOL*

Jeffro said...

Ooo.. I love that T-shirt man..
I'd be getting more Beers than I ever wanted.. As far as I know, the more one rejects it, the more one gets.. Hahaha.. ^_^

Anna T said...

guess yo spouse wont mind a quickf*ck or a bl*wjob from me yeah?


xoxoxo







* know whats in your mind now
** no im not giving it to you
*** its the name of a drink XD

Huai Bin said...

I love t shirts with slogans like these. There's heaps of them in Bangkok. I remember getting 30 of them coz I didn't know which one I liked best. I think it's the one with Very Fine Print (TM) near the bottom of the t shirt that goes "If you're already this close, you might as well just suck it". ;)

I know it's a little crude, but it's funny. I think they "borrowed" that design from t shirt hell.

Simon Seow said...

LOL. Banana so smart.

Stripped Steph said...

lol..thanks for the great idea!!!:P