Today started as a really busy day for me.
I started off with a 9.00AM meeting far away from the office which dragged on till 11.00AM and then having to head back to the office to clear up some work before I went off again for a 2.00PM meeting far far away from the office.
In between the short lunch time I had in the office, I ran down to the coffee shop and gobbled up a plate of fried rice in 10 minutes only to come up again to clear up my work emails as fast as I can.
Then before I knew it, I was going to be late but just before I left I ran to the toilet to answer nature's BIG call (Yes I took the quickest dump ever performed in the history of mankind).
Once I got out of the toilet, I shouted for Pinky who was going to follow me for the meeting
"OI PINKY!!! JOM LETS GO!! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!!!"
Pinky sprung from her seat and followed me out of the office and into the elevator.
While in the elevator I said
"Dammit lah.. I'm so damn busy today I don't even have enough time in the office to clear up my shit".Pinky suddenly gave me an awkward look and replied
"Uhh... so uhmm... you.. didn't... wipe your ass after your shit just now? Uhmm... ok Boss"
My eyes opened wide and I stared at her
"NO LAH!!! "SHIT" AS IN FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING LAR... MEANING MY WORK LAH.. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!"