In Great Britain, you know you're a "big sausage" when people call you "Sir".
But life is such... you may be a "big sausage", but there is always a "bigger sausage"
And you know you're a "gigantic sausage" when people call you
"His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales".
Yep. That's Prince Harry.
Just like his brother Prince William, Harry is a well groomed man.
From young, privileged people like himself are sent not to normal schools, but to special schools where they teach you how to be a gentleman and carry yourself well in public.
And they have been taught well.
I remember how both Prince Harry and William held back their tears so well at their mother's funeral.
Something I probably wouldn't be able to do if put in the same position.
I would imagine people of his class would grow up learning to play polo, travel in private jets and eat diamonds for breakfast every day.
Things that normal poor people like Stewie would never have the chance to experience.That, along with the "Prince" title that they carry makes most women love them and want to do ANYTHING with them.
Of course... love should always be two ways.
So women love Harry...
and Harry loves women too...
Yes, the media in the UK is probably taking Prince Harry apart for this one picture of him cupping a woman's gigantic breast.
But lets put things in perspective.
When presented with a set of knockers the size of Australia, what do you do?
Do you say
or do you say
So... Prince Harry... please don't feel bad... at least we know you're human after all.