Tuesday, August 08, 2006

When you want to get away from your woman

Ack.. women...

Who needs these beautiful creatures that make us fly to heaven and back distract us from our everyday chore of being a MAN!



They say you just can't live with women, but you can't live without them either.

So every once in a while, a man has got to get away from his woman to spend some quality time on his own with other men.

And where else better to go than PC FAIR at PISA, PENANG!!!!

(Of course if you really want to go somewhere full of men, you could always go to prison. But let's be good and respectable citizens and keep that out of minds ok?)

That's right.

Last Saturday all the men in Penang were rushing to PISA causing a massive traffic jam in the area.

The PC Fair wasn't too bad. Not everything there was as cheap as you'd imagine and it wasn't really as huge as you would think.

But the amazing thing about it is the experience of... what a friend of mine calls, a "sausage fest" ie a place full of men.

But don't take my word for it... check it out yourself
'SAUSAGES'... and more 'SAUSAGES'...

ALL KINDS OF 'SAUSAGES'
IN ALL KINDS OF SIZES.....


Yet, it was a little weird.

It was supposed to be a PC Fair so you would imagine the 'sausages' there would be wanting to buy.. PCs right?

But no... all the sausages decided that the thing to buy for the year was.. PRINTERS!!!

And not just any printer.. CANON PRINTERS!!!


'Sausages' *hugz* Canon Printers.

But Canon was prepared.

They stocked up tons of printers.
It was a warzone.

'Sausages' vs 'Sausages', everyone was pushing their printers over to the cashiers to buy it.

But on some fronts, it was very encouraging to see 'sausages' helping other 'sausages' push the printers over to the front.

WOOHOOO!!! 'SAUSAGES' UNITED!!!

It was almost as if every 'sausage' had to own a Canon.

My guess is even the big VIP 'sausage' that opened the event bought one himself

Feeling the peer pressure, my friends and I decided that we had to have one as well, eventhough we didn't have enough money to buy one each.

So the 3 of us sausages shared one.

So uhmm... yeah..... we now have a printer that none of us really know what to do with.

Anyone want a printer bought by 3 sausages?

35 comments:

yothemans said...

wah canon printer must be very cheap .

Boss Stewie said...

yes yes... I think only RM 179 each

ricadoe said...

That's expensive. Hmm. have to trade sausage for that. haha

Boss Stewie said...

yes.. we traded half of our sausages each...

bodicea said...

aha. sausages. yum?

O:-)

hm. should prolly get a new set of speakers ASAP. been using earphones for too long.

suggestion?

bunny said...

179RM, whats that in sterling? I need a printer, but I can't see why everyone wants 'that' one. I want a 3 in 1 laser printer, I need some recommendations Tim

Eve said...

Kl pc fair more chicks..hehe

aL said...

ish! how come nobody told me there was a sausage fest last weekend in PISA? i didnt go. sobz. LOL!

Boss Stewie said...

bodi: i'm a little backward when it comes to audio equipment for computers now but i think you shouldn't go wrong if you stick with altec lansing.. for me, i just plug my laptop into my stereo

bunny: RM179 is about GBP22 bunny. that's a photo quality colour printer but i doubt it's laser

eve: yes yes.. by more you mean.. not that many right? just more than penang right? which is not hard to beat.. just have 1 girl in ur kl pc fair and you'd have more girls than penang's

Boss Stewie said...

al: aww.. there's always another sausage fest to go for

MaN|acZ said...

How come all photo of sausages only?!

こうゆうけん said...

SWT... the way you described... sausage.... so disgusting....

Daphne said...

that is SO typical of you guys. buy something that you don't really need, and later try to sell it. TSK.

*daphne shakes head disapprovingly while thinking of all the 'unsellable' gadgets bought by her BB at PC fairs in singapore*

Neo said...

I want that printer. Send it over to me :)

AhPau said...

darn, i missed the fair...

Boss Stewie said...

manjacz: cuz it was a 'sausage fest'.... guy to girl ratio was about 50:1

koyuuken: aiyoo ok lor.. then we can call it something else if you like koyuuken

daphne: ahh... your BB is a great man

neo: ahh the 3 of us are still fighting over the ownership rights of the printer... once we sort them out we'll decide who should send it over :P

ahpau: now now don't sound like u regret missing it.. u don't really care if u went or not do u ? :P

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Anonymous said...

Lowyat's selling the same printer for $160 but no free gifts.

Boss Stewie said...

ahh.. the sausages were cheated

niki said...

Boss Stewie, are u circumsized? can i see ur sausages? how big? how long?
:P

こうゆうけん said...

SWT... see everyone getting influenced now! YOUR BAD BOSS STEWIE!!!!

Skyler said...

Only if the sausages are of the large Irish variety.

andrew said...

lol i HAD to comment boss!
hahaha first of, WTF! hahahahah
someone came HERE to look for ways to earn money!? :| hahahahahahha
send him the link of which the "feed stewie fund" post is in please hahaha!
and i was wonderin u know, when the next post with miss hagiwara was comin, thats her rite? im not that knowledgable at japanese, ask me about european hahaha kiddin! :p
oh err...can i choose NOT to comment on the main part of the post, the pc fair and instead focus on the picture of the girl?
im a kinda anti-sausage kinda guy hehe =)
i prefer..ermm..how to put this...ermmm DUNKIN DONUTS, yea i prefer donuts HAHA! =]

niki said...

skyler, europeans got ur fav large irish variety..at least 10" & more and they are really big 6'5" at 17....

Boss Stewie, this photo of u with cap & shorts dont look like boss at all..looks more like sum skating teenagers

niki said...

kyoyuken..u are rite..this post make me ask him tat qn 1..Boss Stewie is bad :(

Gwen said...

I love sausages~!

But Chinese sausage very small leh. And shrivelled, and dry. So slice them and put in CKT. Hoorah! Problem solved.

This post consequentially made me hungry. *sniff*

Boss Stewie said...

ok.. first of all... i didn't expect this post to start off a discussion about all sorts of sausages but i see everyone shares the same passion.

ok now for the individual replies that i've always promised :P

niki: eh.. please don't put the blame on me!!!

koyuuken: eh.. i didn't expect everyone to kena influence like that

skyler: i think german sausages are the best... soft and yummy

andrew: no no andrew.... how can you be anti-sausage.. what do you have for breakfast each morning then?

teh gwenneh: i don't like chinese sausages as much as i like the western style ones. i can eat plenty of looong german sausages but after a bit of chinese sausages i start feeling sick (ok.. if you read this reply in a dirty way.. please wash ur mind with clorox and read again :P)

Skyler said...

Pfffft. Bigger is better.

Gwen said...

I'll be honest : my mind never once out of the gutter before ... it's like I fell in when I was 7 and couldn't ever get out again.

._. dunno curse or blessing

Don't eat Polish sausage, they have dirty meat. Fap fap fap.

Boss Stewie said...

skyler: you're the first girl to tell me that bigger is better

teh gwenneh: u fell at 7? aww.. beat me by 3 years

Anonymous said...

scuse me, i (girl a.k.a non-sausage) and my fren (also a girl) were there at PC fair ok. :P

btw, in the printer pic, the guy in the middle looks familiar. is that eng gin?

Boss Stewie said...

yes the sausage in the middle is eng gin

Lance said...

I wonder how wonderful those sausage armpits smell. =)

AhPau said...

haha...but i probably would've went if i were in penang! just to lessen the sausage:non-sausage ratio ya know! ;)

Dawn said...

aiks no wonder la i was about to ask if the middle fella is eng gin LOL looks like i got my answer already