Ahh Bruce Willis.
It must feel good to be THE BRUCE.
Think about it this way.
Bruce is not known to be a pretty-boy kinda man.. he's known for being a MAN MAN. You don't exactly see girls drooling over him all the time saying "OMG HE'S SOO CUTE".
But if any man in Hollywood has balls the size of turnips... BRUCE IS DA MAN.
LOOK AT HIM... HE CAN BE ANYTHING.
He can be the nice clean-shaven casanova.
He can be the nasty tough comic-book character.
He can be even be a run-down dirty man in uniform.
Or he can put on his celebrity pose and hang out with anyone who's anybody in Hollywood (
So when you're a man like BRUCE... at his age, with his wealth and fame... who do you date?
Well we all know our dear friend Tom chose to marry the much younger Katie Holmes.
But Bruce on the other hand...Bruce is a piece of work!
At 52 years of age... THE BRUCE is going out with 23-year old Playmate Tamara Witmer.
Now Tamara Witmer is only 5 years older than Bruce's daughter... so why would he do such a thing unless she's really h.....
It's official.. BRUCE IS THE MAN.
I wanna be wealthy and famous too!