Wednesday, August 30, 2006

What is a Moron?

According to Dictionary.com, a moron is defined as:
a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment

Sure that's the definition, but most people prefer to grasp concepts by example rather than by definition.

So let us find an example of a moron by looking at the people who've been called 'morons' in the past.

Not along ago, a top aide to the Canadian Prime Minister once called George Bush a "MORON" (and Bush supposedly heard it behind his back).

So is Bush a moron?
Well... I guess no matter how good or bad his decisions are, calling him a moron is a little harsh.

So who really justifies being called a moron?

This woman does.


Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive

BEIJING (AP) - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.

No injuries were reported although both vehicles were slightly damaged, it said.

The woman, identified only be her surname, Li, said her dog "was fond of crouching on the steering wheel and often watched her drive," according to Xinhua.

"She thought she would let the dog 'have a try' while she operated the accelerator and brake," the report said. "They did not make it far before crashing into an oncoming car."

Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved but Li paid for repairs.


Okay okay... let me say that again so that I'm sure I'm not hallucinating this,
A WOMAN CRASHES HER CAR FOR TRYING TO TEACH HER DOG HOW TO DRIVE.

Now I'm sure there are many types of morons out there... but what I want to know is.. WHAT KIND OF MORON TRIES TO TEACH HIS/HER DOG TO DRIVE?

But no no no.... I always try to look at the better side of things.

Maybe she's not a 'moron'. Maybe she's really a genius that sees the future.

And the future has dogs driving cars in it so she wants her dog to be the first of all Car-Driving Dogs.

But why stop at getting dogs to drive?

Why don't we get them to join the army and fight our wars for us?
Or get them to run our governments.

And since dogs are drivers and hence potentially automobile consumers, why don't we even make dog cars?
Well we won't!

Why?

Because not all of us are morons.

15 comments:

Just Sharlene said...

hahaha....I know dogs are smart, but NOT that smart. It would be nice to teach my dog to lick my car clean though.

bunny said...

omg, of all things you teach a dog to do... that is just so ridiculous.

Fat4 said...

Thanks for the friendly reminder. I better stop my dog's driving lessons.

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

LOL Last I read, pigs apparently are smarter than dogs. someone ought to tell the woman that. i'll just go get the boars outside the hostel to stop riding around in their bikes now..

Boss Stewie said...

just sharlene: no i think my dog should stick to picking up the newspaper every morning... nothing more than that

bunny: yes yes.. and lets not get started at the things people teach their bunnies to do

fat4: yes yes... u might wanna do that :P

suicidal: oh yes... you might wanna stop that too... before someone gets hurt

Anonymous said...

Boss Stewie, tis yr is Dog year for chinese animal ma...even my cousin bring her expensive lil dog to "pai nian" tis yr to show offf..but i cud c tat her puppy is expensive breed but i donno wat it is called..

Boss Stewie said...

anonymous: ooohhh... i'm sure her dog is not as cute as my ah bop

Belinda said...

This is a good post to show the ultimate morons at my workplace. Thanks, Boss Stewie!

Anonymous said...

Boss Stewie...no becoz her dog is real alive dog but ur ah bop is fake soft toys..ur ah bop dun hv to ware pad every month 1....lolzz

Anonymous said...

Boss Stewie, i think even my sis fake life-sized bulldog looks better den ur ah bop ler...lolzz

Boss Stewie said...

belinda: yes.., it makes us feel smart sometimes when we look at the morons we have out there. :P

anonymous: don't diss my ah bop!!! my ah bop does have its talents... it can stay still for hours without ever moving

yenshiong said...

lol ur dog's name is Ah Bop??!! sounds so chinese-y. HAHA

Mischique said...

just curious..where do you get all the bizarre pictures like the dog cars and dogs driving in cars? lol

yenshiong has smoky eyes. cool.

Dr. Tan said...

Or we can get the dogs to run the great You Arse of Ay

Boss Stewie said...

yenshiong: yes.. ah bop is his name. i initially named it Bob but then my chinese educated gf started callng it "Ah Bop" so i guess ah bop it is.

mischique: ahh things you can find on the internet these days :P

dr tan: i guess we could do that dr tan