Friday, August 24, 2007

The 8th Wonder of the World

Alright so I have been in Sydney all week.

And while I'm not working on my laptop back home, I get to go out to get a little bit of air.

So I took some suggestions of some of my readers and went to Darling Harbour.


Now I am going to state the obvious.

Darling Harbour... is a harbour.

No no... not just any Harbour.... but a DARLING one.


The kind of Darling where you'll find expensive food all around it, targeted at tourists like me, who are assumed to have a lot of money to spend when we really don't.

So for lunch, I skip the main courses and go straight for deserts like this.

Which looked nice, but tasted awful to be honest.

Now when you go to ANY city, the important thing that ANY tourist has got to do is to take a picture in front of the city landmarks.

So I trotted away and took a picture in front of Sydney's Harbour Bridge.



And the Opera House.


But all that didn't really amaze me.

Let me tell you what I would consider the Eight Wonder of the World!

I was at Bondai Beach the next day, apparently Australia's most famous beach and it was a little cold there. The wind was so fierce I couldn't bear to be outside for long.
So I sought shelter in a nice little cafe with a view of the beach.
Ah... nice and warm in there.

Anyway, it took only 2 minutes for my mum to later call me a little "Chicken Shit" and asked me to be more adventurous, to BRAVE THE COLD!!!

"GO LAH!!! How could you have spent 3 years in London without being able to stand even this kind of cold?"
Little did she know that I spent most of my 3 years in London in my warm fuzzy bed in the arms of a warm warm warmmmmm woman.

But anyway, to BRAVE THE COLD I WENT!!!

Sometimes it just isn't so fun being brave.

But it was only with being brave that I saw it... THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.
I mean... THERE I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO STOP MY BALLS FROM TURNING TO ICE CUBES and looking perfectly normal since all the other men around me were wrapped up in winter clothes.

THEN HE-MAN OVER THERE SPOILS THE DAMN MARKET BY WALKING AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR AND MAKING THE REST OF US MEN LOOK LIKE FAGS!!!

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS GUY EAT FOR BREAKFAST EACH DAY?!?! CEMENT?!?!


Well I hope you're happy now He-Man... and SHAVE THAT DAMN ARMPIT HAIR!!! I CAN SEE IT THAT PATCH FROM A MILE AWAY!!!

THE REAL HE-MAN SHAVES HIS ARMPIT HAIR!!!

SEE?!?!!

HMPH!

13 comments:

Gila Babi said...

Apply some Penang Nutmeg oil on your balls to keep it warm .. HAHA

Boss Lepton said...

absolutely botak...... really that cold meh boss?

√Éngelu§ said...

Whoa, you actually met Kevin Rudd? How did that happen?

Bondi wasn't that cold when I went last Sunday :)

JacJac said...

This is quite controversial..

girls should shave armpit hairs that I know...

but guys should too?

somehow the botak's armpit hair looks disgusting but think,
if he shave it... he'd probably looked very...er...y'know

but I cant imagine He-man with armpit hair... that'll be a lil gross too ;p

so really...should? or shouldnt?

beautifullydecayed said...

lmao. i should really write about you in my mph essay.

thats if you don't mind.

=]

Kimberlycun said...

it's not cement lah...it's semen. protein makes u strong!

JOe said...
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Boss Stewie said...

gila: yah rite!!!!! as if that works..... wait... really... does that work? don't make me go try it just to find out it doesn't!

boss : cold lar.. about 10 degrees.. with wind maybe 8?

angelus: he's staying in my hotel!

jac: hah! guys don't have to bother with the armpit hair.. unless of course.. they're he-man wannabes.

beautifully: what mph essay?

kim: hahaha! lol..

iwan c.m.n. said...

I think he's italian boss (black armpits hair). I heard this one thing that hairy things are good stuff for 'em hahahaha.

Jason TAN said...

is the wind
perth even worst

Fei said...

ahahahha boss stewie not the man! the He-man is dah mannnnnnn!!

and yes, guys should wax it all off too. Bleh, so geli. Those with hutan chest/back hair oso.

Boss Stewie said...

iwan: lol.. u can even see the ketiak bulu from there?

jason: hahaha okok.. thats why i dowan go perth :P

fei: ehh ehh!!! i like my hair

lasilasi said...

hahahahhaaha why are u noticing other man's armpit la =p