Friday, September 07, 2007

Blogger Cribs: Boss Stewie

I didn't know what to blog about today.

I really didn't know what to blog about today.

So I was bumming around watching TV when I suddenly came across MTV Cribs.
I like MTV Cribs... I mean you get to see the gigantic homes of celebrities.

Their beautiful cars.

Their wardrobes full of Gucci and LV.
And even their fridges that are well stocked to the max.

Well so I thought to myself... "HEY... maybe my readers might want to see my crib".

Unfortunately I don't have a gigantic home.

or a nice car.

But I do have a WARDROBE!!!!

BEHOLD!!!

BOSS STEWIE'S WARDROBE!!!
I have a BIG ASS WARDROBE!!!

And check out my clothes.

I have a few shirts for work.

And the rest of my casual clothes and underwear are in this pile.

No seriously.

I don't have many clothes... I don't... because I'm poor.

And poor people don't have many clothes. They wash their clothes as much as they can.

But I do have t-shirts that I'm really proud off.

Like my Mr. Happy T-shirt that many of you have already seen.
Or my Mr. Rude T-shirt that most of you haven't yet seen.
Or my uhmmm... other T-shirt that ermm.... I would rather not have any of my girlfriends see.


Or even a T-shirt that my dear friends at Allyhunt happened to give me.


Believe it or not, I proudly wear this T-shirt!

My clients aren't just clients... they're my friends and you support your friends right?

Anyway, moving on... MY FRIDGE.
BEHOLD!!! THE PLACE WHERE I GET ALL MY FOODIES!!!

WHERE ALL THE NUTRITIOUS FOODIES THAT HELP ME GROW ARE KEPT!!!

Inside the fridge I have...

Uhmm...

Some wine... uhmm... beer... uhmm... then some more wine... and uhmm...

OK OK OK NEXT NEXT NEXT

BEHOLD!!! The upstairs of my fridge!!!

Uhmm.. ice... ice and a bit of Sara Lee's chocolate ice-cream and something wrapped in a Parkson plastic bag that I have no idea what.
And uhmm...

OOKOKOK next next next!!!

MY KITCHEN CABINETS...Uhmm... wine glasses and uhmm...

MOVING ON MOVING ON!!!



Uhmm.... some uhmm... whiskey... and uhmm ... more whiskey.... and uhmm


HEY!!! IT'S NOT MINE!!! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ALL THAT BOOZE!!!

I mean look at me...

LOOK AT ME WHEN I DRINK... LOOK AT MY COLOUR...
DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN DRINK?

WHO DOES THAT REMIND YOU OF?

*hint*

Hint Number 2:

UNDER THE SEA.... UNDER THE SEA... DOWN THERE IT'S WETTER DOWN THERE IT'S BETTER TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

DO I NOT LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO GETS HIGH ON TIRAMISU?!??!

ALL THAT BOOZE ISS NOTTTT MINEEEE!!!!!

28 comments:

Boss Lepton said...

sebastian mou? and boss got a few wines for u to try i quite like :P

JacJac said...

WOEI... Takkan your tshirt collections so little nia meh?..

turns out your alchy collection beats your tshirt collection kau kau
:s

Boss Stewie said...

boss: i like.. leng... bring back home

jac: hahahaha... but but... that's not my booze!!!

Kimberlycun said...

boss, u've just given "closet alkie" a whole new meaning

beautifullydecayed said...

haha i'll believe all that booze ain't yours.

well, maybe.

then again maybe not.

lol.

Aaron Tan said...

oh no! your underwear!! gross... how to kau lui now~~???

JacJac said...

tsk tsk tsk

MOST of the bottles are NEAR kosong ei...

Boss Stewie said...

kim: what's a closet alkie?

beautifully: eh it's not mine!!!

aaroN: hha lol

jacjac: yah.. i didn't drink any of it

Gila Babi said...

Sooo Much whisky !!!

Michael Song said...

kaki botol...

Nicocoa said...

pur-leaseee.. timothy.. pur-lease....

The poor word, is for someone like me!! OK!!! YOU!! cannot use it!!

ilovepearly said...

Wow... this is nice to see. How about your bed? Your bathroom? lol..... Your fridge is soo full of beverage, and you got a jumbo closet with funny looking tshirts!

Clare said...

Admit it Tim, you are guilty as charged! Muahahhaha!!!

William Leong said...

i support the readers' request on showing ur bathroom, with the floor hole or bathroom hole, with gunks of buluz stuck there :P

or maybe seeing u drink up all the half empty bottles of boozeee.. whichever makes you happy

Boss Stewie said...

gila babi: but but.. IT'S NOT MINE!!!

michael: ehh.. NOT MINE!!!

nico: eh ehhh... we sama gang lar

ilovepearly: hehe i shy to show my bed or bathroom

clare: nooooooooo

williaM: hahaha ewwwwww

Victor said...

eh boss.....denial is futile..hahaha

Boss Stewie said...

victor: but but...

Cely said...

wah kauuuu, all wine and beer onli in ur fridge, memang healthy la u!

sebol said...

I think boss stewie need to buy 2 door chiller of it drink collection.

Elsie said...

I think it's a decapitated head in that Parkson plastic bag in the freezer.

nadnut said...

lol! i bought the "girlfriends" shirt for my bf!

Cheng Chun said...

Live to the fullest lor. So viva boss stewie to minum sampai penuh!!! :P

Boss Stewie said...

cely: NOT MINE!!!

Sebol: NOT MINE!!!

elsie: ewwwwww

nadnut: hah! what does that imply?

cheng: NOT MINEE!!!

Mic. Tham said...

self-proclaimed "I'm not a drinker" with all the booze *sweat*

eyeris said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!!!

Stella said...

can't beat my collection of whisky..
i believe you when you say you dont drink.. its just to fill up the cupboards right? haha

belle said...

bossy!!! u looked so thin on that mr rude picture..keep that face and no one will realise u pp p pp phat adi xDDDDDD~

Jewelle Tan said...

Your crib should definitely be on MTV - sure no one can compete with your drinks collection!