I didn't know what to blog about today.
I really didn't know what to blog about today.
So I was bumming around watching TV when I suddenly came across MTV Cribs.
I like MTV Cribs... I mean you get to see the gigantic homes of celebrities.
Their beautiful cars.
Their wardrobes full of Gucci and LV.
And even their fridges that are well stocked to the max.
Well so I thought to myself... "HEY... maybe my readers might want to see my crib".
Unfortunately I don't have a gigantic home.
or a nice car.
But I do have a WARDROBE!!!!
BOSS STEWIE'S WARDROBE!!!
I have a BIG ASS WARDROBE!!!
And check out my clothes.
I have a few shirts for work.
And the rest of my casual clothes and underwear are in this pile.
I don't have many clothes... I don't... because I'm poor.
And poor people don't have many clothes. They wash their clothes as much as they can.
But I do have t-shirts that I'm really proud off.
Like my Mr. Happy T-shirt that many of you have already seen.
Or my Mr. Rude T-shirt that most of you haven't yet seen.
Or my uhmmm... other T-shirt that ermm.... I would rather not have any of my girlfriends see.
Or even a T-shirt that my dear friends at Allyhunt happened to give me.
Believe it or not, I proudly wear this T-shirt!
My clients aren't just clients... they're my friends and you support your friends right?
Anyway, moving on... MY FRIDGE.
BEHOLD!!! THE PLACE WHERE I GET ALL MY FOODIES!!!
WHERE ALL THE NUTRITIOUS FOODIES THAT HELP ME GROW ARE KEPT!!!
Inside the fridge I have...
Some wine... uhmm... beer... uhmm... then some more wine... and uhmm...
OK OK OK NEXT NEXT NEXT
BEHOLD!!! The upstairs of my fridge!!!
Uhmm.. ice... ice and a bit of Sara Lee's chocolate ice-cream and something wrapped in a Parkson plastic bag that I have no idea what.
OOKOKOK next next next!!!
MY KITCHEN CABINETS...Uhmm... wine glasses and uhmm...
MOVING ON MOVING ON!!!
Uhmm.... some uhmm... whiskey... and uhmm ... more whiskey.... and uhmm
HEY!!! IT'S NOT MINE!!! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ALL THAT BOOZE!!!
I mean look at me...
LOOK AT ME WHEN I DRINK... LOOK AT MY COLOUR...
DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN DRINK?
WHO DOES THAT REMIND YOU OF?
Hint Number 2:
UNDER THE SEA.... UNDER THE SEA... DOWN THERE IT'S WETTER DOWN THERE IT'S BETTER TAKE IT FROM MEEEEEE!!!!!!!
DO I NOT LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WHO GETS HIGH ON TIRAMISU?!??!
ALL THAT BOOZE ISS NOTTTT MINEEEE!!!!!