Saturday, September 01, 2007

My TV Heroes

I've been watching a lot of TV these days... I go through phases like that.

Sometimes I watch a lot of TV for weeks.. and sometimes I stop for months.

But when I do watch... I cover all sorts of TV shows from Heroes to Desperate Housewives to 24 to all 3 of the CSIs... you name it.

Now I have a couple of TV Heroes.

One of them being...

Jack Bauer of 24
You gotta love the man! He's not even afraid to torture his own brother for his country.

Now to a certain extent, you gotta pity Jack Bauer. I mean, it's not easy to do an action tv show/movie where you can't curse at all.

So poor Jack always has to result to his
"DAMN IT!!!"

Can you imagine the words "DAMN IT".

Think about it carefully!!!
Ok lets say we have a Malaysian version of Jack Bauer: Hang Bauer.

And he can't curse on National TV as well so the most he can say is "Damn it!!!"

or in Malay that would "JAHANAM ITU!!!" (That right?).

How hard would that be.

When you're in the middle of the gun fight, the natural thing for you to say is something that's easy to say, like the word "F*CK!!!"

But imagine having to say
"JAHANAM ITU!!!"

The poor Jack.

The good news though is.. at least they didn't ban him from saying "Damn it" and made him say "Darn it!" instead.

Because then 24 would be on the Disney Channel.

In case you didn't notice how many times Jack Bauer has said "Damn it" on 24... here's a video to refresh your memory.




Ok next.

HORATIO CAINE OF CSI: MIAMI

My next hero is... HORATIO CAINE!!!

This man.... has made CSI:Miami the most enjoyable CSI of all time.

HE IS THE DA MAN!!!

Now because of his Poser-like role, you either really really hate him or really really love him.

In my case, I really really love da man!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAH HE IS SUCH A POSER BUT YOU GOTTA LOVE HOW HE DOES IT SO WELL!!!!

I especially love the beginning of every CSI episode where he will always put on his glasses and say a cheesy tag line.

Somebody even compiled it here on Youtube.



Check it out.

HORATIO DA MAN!!!

Even Jim Carrey loves him.
HAHAHAHA

I DID... I DID TEE A PUDDY TADT

8 comments:

Unknown said...

so the irritating the CSI clip.. "chaa...." >.<

Boss Stewie said...

hoi!!! don't show disrespect to horatio!!!

TheBeerCrusader said...

Damn it !!

Damn it !! DAMN IT !!

:p

Observer said...

Jack "The Man" Bauer is The Man indeed

Cely said...

I love Horatio too! Poser but i still love him!

Chee Hsien said...

every photo boss showed have something in common.. all pointing the gun...

Cheng Chun said...

I love them too. But I mean how can a person be sooooooo unlucky. Not to mention, Jack does not go to the toilet for 24 hours. Must be too tension. Hahaha.

Boss Stewie said...

gila: DAMMIT!!!

freethinker: HE THE MAN!!!

cely: hahaha yes yes lets start a fan club

chee hsien: hehe yes yes i like guns...

cheng chun: maybe he wears pampers