So I've been in the Macau Venetian for the past couple of days.
Now, thanks to a particular celebrity blogger who recently blogged about the Venetian Macau, everything I say about the Venetian now is going to be OLD news... OLD NEWS!!!
Reminds me of that "tai jor lar!!!" Astro commercial.
Only this time it would be
"Kenny kong jor lar!!!"
So I'm not going to bother showing you much of my room.
Or much of the work station where my Mac and I spend most of our time working while I was there.
I'm going to show you the rest of the hotel (apart from the casino because they throw people in jail for taking pictures of Casinos).
Now most of you are probably expecting me to go on and on and on and on about how great the Venetian is and how you should all give your left nuts to go so I'm going to do the complete opposite and tell you that Venetian "did not" impress me.
You think having massive spaces for function rooms impress me?
You think having countless beautiful chandeliers made out of Murano glass impresses me?
You think having an indoor 'town' with an artificial sky impresses me?
You think having found a human being that can paint himself white and act like a statue impresses me?
You think having an indoor canal with gondolas in it impresses me?
Well... I have got news for you my dear Venetian!
YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IMPRESSES ME!!!
And it's not just your GONDOLAS!
Or your indoor town with an artificial sky.
Or your countless chandeliers in every part of the hotel
IT'S YOUR FREAKING LONG ESCALATORS IN YOUR HALLWAY!
BOSS STEWIE LIKEY LONG ESCALATORS!
(But he no likey long stairs)
Will cerita more about my trip in the coming posts.
Tonight is the last night in the Venetian and I must say it has been nothing but a pleasant experience!
Well done Venetian, you guys have built a hotel that I will really miss... and it's not just because it houses the Largest Casino in the World.
I'm spending one last night in Macau after tonight but we're moving over to another Las Vegas origin hotel in Macau called Wynn.
Hotel hopping is good fun.