Sunday, September 23, 2007

The Venetian Macau

So I've been in the Macau Venetian for the past couple of days.

Now, thanks to a particular celebrity blogger who recently blogged about the Venetian Macau, everything I say about the Venetian now is going to be OLD news... OLD NEWS!!!

Reminds me of that "tai jor lar!!!" Astro commercial.

Only this time it would be
"Kenny kong jor lar!!!"

So I'm not going to bother showing you much of my room.

Or much of the work station where my Mac and I spend most of our time working while I was there.
I'm going to show you the rest of the hotel (apart from the casino because they throw people in jail for taking pictures of Casinos).

Now most of you are probably expecting me to go on and on and on and on about how great the Venetian is and how you should all give your left nuts to go so I'm going to do the complete opposite and tell you that Venetian "did not" impress me.

HMPH!!!

Notty Venetian!
You think having massive spaces for function rooms impress me?

HMPH!

You think having countless beautiful chandeliers made out of Murano glass impresses me?

HMPH!

You think having an indoor 'town' with an artificial sky impresses me?
HMPH!


You think having found a human being that can paint himself white and act like a statue impresses me?
HMPH!

You think having an indoor canal with gondolas in it impresses me?

HMPH!

Well... I have got news for you my dear Venetian!

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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT IMPRESSES ME!!!

BWAHAHAHAHA

And it's not just your GONDOLAS!
Or your indoor town with an artificial sky.
Or your countless chandeliers in every part of the hotel


IT'S YOUR FREAKING LONG ESCALATORS IN YOUR HALLWAY!

BOSS STEWIE LIKEY LONG ESCALATORS!

(But he no likey long stairs)

Will cerita more about my trip in the coming posts.

Tonight is the last night in the Venetian and I must say it has been nothing but a pleasant experience!

Well done Venetian, you guys have built a hotel that I will really miss... and it's not just because it houses the Largest Casino in the World.

I'm spending one last night in Macau after tonight but we're moving over to another Las Vegas origin hotel in Macau called Wynn.

Hotel hopping is good fun.


17 comments:

Nicocoa said...

hmph!

Boss Stewie said...

lol nicole

Fei said...

oh wynn...now I know how facebok picks their poker server names...

Jess said...

woooooooooo syokness~!!!!

lasilasi said...

the building's shape looks like it's capturing all good stuff =p is it facing the sea btw?

eve said...

I wanna go to Venetian Macao!!!!

*LOVE* those artificial skies and GONDOLAS!!!!! hmph!

btw, me no likey long stairs either...

Boss Stewie said...

fei: oh u play poker on facebook? i played a bit of blackjack but always lose wan.. waste time

jess: hehehe

lasi: no it's not facing the sea unfortunately :(... at least not from the view of my room.. my room overlooks a small golf course under construction

eve: hahaha.. me no likey long stairs

Gila Babi said...

Wah Lau eh...

Actually , your post on Venetian Macau is better as Kenny's only focus much on the gala show..

Your posts provide us an insight into what would we can enjoy there...

Cheers Timmy !!

Boss Stewie said...

gila: eh no ler dude.. kenny had an earlier post the venetian with some good pics of the room and all.. check it out

Mic. Tham said...

Wynn!!!! Gosh...it's the fave hotel ever!

kimfei said...

hmph...i have no chance to hmph...sigh

Boss Stewie said...

mic: hehehe i'm surprised... cuz most people would prefer venetian to wynn :P

kimfei: sooner or later u sure got chance wan

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Of all the things u like u go for the escalators!! U like to slight up & down???Or may be u can have 'nice view' looking at people going up or cumming down the escalators?? He! He! So nice u have a good time here! Oh u got any other 'activities' there?? Have a nice day!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Of all the things u like u go for the escalators!! U like to slight up & down???Or may be u can have 'nice view' looking at people going up or cumming down the escalators?? He! He! So nice u have a good time here! Oh u got any other 'activities' there?? Have a nice day!

Boss Stewie said...

ehehe haf a nice day too hor ny!

Ricci's Chica said...

venetian or wynn? hmmm...whats your pick? but theres nothing much to do in macau lehhh....boring oso

HF said...

Great post!
Macau is such a wonderful place. Like they say in Portuguese, “não há outra mais leal” (there is no other more loyal).
Helder Fraguas