Saturday, March 29, 2008

A Short Conversation with Sam

This is a short conversation Sam and I had this morning.

Me
: So what you think of last night at Zouk? The girls hot ar?


Sam: Yah... one of them the boobs really damn big. Put mine to shame. Make me look small.

Me: Yeah I know... damn small.

Sam: OI!!! WHY YOU SAY ME SMALL!!! I DOWAN FREN YOU DI!!!

Me: What what??? I'm just agreeing with you!

I will never understand women.

When you don't agree with them you kena whack, when you agree with them you also kena whack.

17 comments:

Peter'OL said...

Get used to it lah boss, Ppl oredy said gals heart r more easy 2 change n catch than the AMOEBA...

Boss Stewie said...

sniff

KY said...

sure kena evil look. LOL

~em~ said...

lol.. should've just changed the topic..

Chris said...

boss... she said "make me LOOK small."
not "make me look SMALL"

you're not agreeing, it's an insult to girls.
You should deny it and console her. something like, "Relax, I bet some of them are not 'natural'." or "yeah, but having it so big could cause you back pain anyway... plus all the naughty stares on the street."

My gosh. you want my 3-weeks class on "how to interpret girls?" it'll just cost RM 3999.95 or for you, 1% of nuffnang shares. :D

eyeris said...

you just never seem to learn, do you? :D hahahaha

Immi said...

tsk tsk tim... :P

CBB said...

c'est la vie,c'est la vie ;p

yapthomas said...

i heard if give more hand massage will make it bigger wan wor...
Tim, give it some practical try and let us know if true or not!

Zephyr said...

wakakaka, kena again

#IMPORTANT RULE

NEVER SAY TO A WOMEN THAT HER 'PACKAGES' LOOK SMALL!!!

Even a never dates b4 guy like me also know that XD

Ripped Mr. Stewie

Joe Ng said...

lmao!! of coz lar kena whack! she said LOOK SMALL and u answered DAMN SMALL.. hahahahah!!! ROFLMAO!

Peggy said...

hahaha yalor. joe is right she only said look small. not DAMN small. im sure you kena evil look. wahahahah.

and yes i agree with you. women are complicated creatures. no matter whether you agree or disagree with them, most of the time you will still kena whack

William Leong said...

haihh... boss, how la u expect us to help u like this? always get ur ass into trouble

JacJac said...

boss... "make me look small"

doesnt mean she is small lei...


tsk tsk tsk...
the way to go is to dip your toungue in concentrated sugar water and start talking sweet dude

girls like it :p

Simon Seow said...

That's why I learned to keep my mouth shut.

Sam said...
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FunksTer said...

this is what u call FEMALES =D