Friday, May 09, 2008

Bangkok Mari!!!

Everyone... this... is BANGKOK.and this is....

STEWIE IN BANGKOK!!!

Some time ago I made a decision to take a quick break from my usual working life and run away to Bangkok with some friends.

I have never been to Bangkok before this. That's right... I've been so many places but I haven't even been to Bangkok which is so damn near Penang!

So this morning before the sun rose, I found myself in a cab on the way to the airport and by 9AM, I was looking out an airplane window to see Bangkok!I arrived with *ahem* and went straight from the airport to lunch with my friends who just flew in from Singapore. Meet James and Sheena.Okay here's the funny thing.

Call it a curse or a blessing but I can't ever take a proper PROPER holiday for some reason.

I just arrived at Bangkok today and I spent half my time following the ladies shopping in malls like this or eating great meals like this steamboat lunch.

And the rest of my time is spent in the hotel room on my laptop getting some work done. I guess I must really love my job though its nice to get a change of environment every now and then.

Speaking of hotel room, we're all staying in this really dodgy place in Bangkok called "Bangla House".No I'm kidding about the Bangla House part but not about the dodgy area.

I'm staying in a fairly dodgy looking area in a boutique hotel but the hotel turned out to be pretty nice and not too expensive.

We were expecting the worst though... I mean heck we weren't exactly going to stay in the Grand Hyatt or something so we didn't know what to expect but half our worries were lifted when we walked into the lobby of the hotel.

Not too shabby at all...The room is pretty nice too.

It's a little bit like a service apartment and it comes fully equipped with a small kitchen and microwave.Okay here's the thing.

Like in every other hotel room I walk into, the first thing I check out is the mini-bar to see all the goodies we have there.This mini-bar had a little surprise for me though.

Two packs of condoms.

Not just ANY CONDOM.... STRAWBERRY-FLAVOURED CONDOMS.

What a pleasant surprise. I was a little disappointed about one thing though. I mean heck.. we're in Thailand... not Cameron Highlands.. if you're gonna have flavoured condoms, you gotta give us some tomyam flavoured ones.

Ish.. anyway... I'm going to bed now everyone. Nanai!!!

27 comments:

Veronicle said...
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Veronicle said...

Tomyam flavored condom? It's hot and spicy!! Cant imagine and wouldn't want to imagine either :P

Boss Stewie said...

veronicle: yah.. with a scent of prawn taste maybe haha

Deryk said...

tomyam flavoured condom may be " too hot " le gua ?
haha
have a nice holiday ^^

lynn said...

*ahem*, a girlfriend possibly?
haha always been curious about that!

Jyushiang Tay said...

LOL. Tomyam flavoured? I cannot imagine that man..*inserts*

10sec later-

"IT BURNS! IT BURNS! HOT HOT HOT HOT!"

KY said...

where is wenqi?!!?

mh said...

which hotel is this? it looks like a great place to stay

T.c said...

Hmm, I think for local flavours, maybe you need to seek out other manufacturers instead of durex. Hehe.

pinkpau said...

stewie stop working!!!!!!!

dear ahem, you should confiscate his laptop. and i heard about your fly who cant speak thai... hahahaha imma put it on my blog!!

RealGunners said...

no wonder wenqi is flying off to some place la... now i get it wakakakaka :D

anyway, i bet u wouldn't want ur d*ck to smell like tomyam.. it seems... grouse..

dy said...

is this the baiyoke suite hotel that you're staying?

suanie said...

z0mg stop working wtf

DreamingSoul said...

Tomyam flavoured?Thats a good one Boss!

Cheng Chun said...

Hmmmmmmmmm. What happens if it goes to the other part of the body? You know which one. ;)

I think it would burn as hell no?

*shrugs*

Aaron Tan said...

boss, i reckon you can't read thai! that's Durex chewing gum...strawberry flavored... :S

Twinkle said...

HEhehe 'ehem' is wen qi laaaa.... She's gone too laaaa Boss Stewie.

Have fun!

Boss Stewie said...

oioi u all ar... don't go off topic here ar!

iamthewitch said...

Hahahhaa.. aaron tan, is it really true it's chewing gum??? I am seriously going to die laughing if it is... Someone please confirm??? :)

BeWhoYouWantToBe. said...

EVERYBODY GO READ WENQI'S BLOG! hahaha finally a confession wtf :D

Schmae said...

youu went to Bangkok tooo?! T__T
first PinkPau, now you.

I WANT TO GO ALSO! /cry

Lavender said...

omg tomyam flavour.

that would HURT!

pamsong said...

Haha. Tomyam? Wouldn't the woman you're with be SCORCHING HOT and SIZZLING SEXY already? Haha. No need for that no more. =p

Samantha said...

LOL naNaiii!! ahahaha.. i like that one.

get it banana flavored timothy. she likes it banana not strawberry.

Victor said...

ya man....boss...faster clear things up!!! Wen Qi is oso in thailand and she oso use *ahem*!!!! C'mon boss!!!! Dun hide no more!!!!

Below quoting from Wen Qi's blog:-

Yes.. *ahem* spent quite a bit of his time working in the hotel room, but it's ok.. *ahem* needs to work. :)

povege said...

*giggles*

Have fun in Bangkok, Mr and Miss Ahem!

It's Saturday and I hope you're not working these two days :)

cheesie said...

wei wtf. "nanai" is strictly patented. Mana duit royalty