Thursday, September 28, 2006

Conversation with Kelz

I was talking to Kelz on MSN the other day.

You all know Kelz right? The hot but occasionally nasty girl in this picture.
Kelz: i canot tink of funny tings 2 write
Stewie: ahhh.. i never can think of funny things to write too
Kelz:YAH RIGHT
Kelz:so random tings bout u

Kelz:go tell me NOW.

Stewie:huh?

Stewie:random things bout me?

Kelz: yeah. I dont really know u

Stewie: ohh

Stewie:well uhmm

Stewie: i like girls

Stewie: very very much

Stewie: to be exact.. i like women

Kelz.:HAHAHAHAHA

Stewie: which is quite rare

Stewie: cuz not many guys i know love women

Stewie: right?

Stewie: it's not often u come across a guy who loves women

Kelz:hahaha well, dats good 2 know

Stewie says:now ur turn

Kelz:hmm random random..

Kelz:oh i was in my high school BASKETBALL team

Kelz:and always won 1st place

Kelz:thugh i just 5ft 1

Stewie: ohhh

Stewie:wowww

Stewie:impressive

Stewie: i didn't see that cominggg

Kelz: hahaha yeap

Kelz: cos im short mar

Stewie:u're not short

Stewie:u're average height

Kelz:haha i am rather petite

Stewie:which is not a bad thing

Kelz:haha i like my height

Kelz:ur turn

Stewie: ohh

Stewie: well

Stewie: ok

Stewie: this may come as a shock to u

Stewie: now when u look at me... u might think that i am indian... but the truth
is... i am chinese

Kelz: HAHAHAHA FCK YOULARRRR

Kelz: hahahaha

Stewie: did u just say the F word at me?

Stewie: bloody helll

Stewie: mahaii kelzz

Stewie: if u were a guy i would ask u to go...

Stewie: but u're a woman.. so i say

Stewie: no kelz... please don't say such things...

Stewie: wait.. it's because i'm chinese isn't it?

Stewie: it's because u don't like chinese isn't it?

Kelz: ahhahahha

Kelz: hahahahaha

Kelz: go die lar u..go die far far away

Stewie:hahahaha

Stewie:okok ur turn

Kelz: hmmm...

Kelz: many ppl esp in college tinks im chinese indo

Kelz: WHAT?!?!

Stewie:THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!!!

Kelz: yeah dono y..

Stewie: U MEAN...

Stewie: u mean u're... U're CHINESE?!

Kelz: HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Kelz: ya i AMM u dumb ass

Stewie says:hahahahah

Kelz:half blind bat

Stewie:my my.. always hurling insults my way

Stewie:u're not a very nice person are u kelz

Kelz: ei ur turn right

Stewie: okay okay

Stewie: i am fat

Stewie: as much as i try to deny it

Stewie: i AM fat

Kelz: i tink ur pLump.

Stewie: AUUUUUUGHHHHHHhhh

Stewie: SO U THINK i"M PLUMP

Stewie: ?!?!

Kelz: yeah HHAHAHAHAHA

Kelz: NOT FAT WAT

Stewie: SONOFA...

Stewie:wait

Kelz: hahaha wt

Stewie: looking for a picture of myself to prove that i'm not fat

Stewie: but all the pictures i have make me look fat

Stewie: IT'S NOT ME!!! IT'S THE CAMERA!

Kelz: ya the camera adds 10 pounds

Stewie: 20 pounds

Kelz:10

Kelz:hahaha

Stewie: 15!

Kelz: fine..12

Kelz: last offer


Then I showed her this pictureStewie:THERE!!!
Stewie: LOOK

Stewie: look at the last picture

Stewie: and tell me

Stewie: am i FAT?

Kelz: OMG

Kelz: this convo is so wrong..UR A GUY AND ur asking me are u fat

Kelz: HAHAHAHAH

Kelz: OMG

Kelz: UR NOT FAT

Kelz: DAMN HOT AH UR BODY

Kelz: i likeyyy

Kelz: shit too bad ur taken

Kelz: HAHAHAHAHA

Stewie: HAH


Ok that's enough.

31 comments:

kmy said...

1st post!! woohoo boss your body damm chunted laa..*drool*...lol

ricadoe said...

Boss, you're not fat. You're just ..... ehem.... got some flesh..... that's all..... ok, no more comment .................hahahaha...... no I'm not laughing

Boss Stewie said...

kmy: hahaha kmy.. why is everyone here fighting to be the first to post.. it isn't exactly hard to be first to comment on my blog:P

ricadoe: ohh how daaaarreee u laugh at my fat ricadoe!!!!

Lance said...

Well, you can try to think of it as flabby muscles... ^^;

William Leong said...

Horrrr.... tell your baby.... flirting with chicks online...
any "sorry, i wont do it again" presents wont do u good this time

Boss Stewie said...

lance: ahh yes.. flabby muscles... except that i doubt manyy girls would be dying to touch those :P

william: shh shhh!!! dun say so loud

kmy said...

hahaha..give everyone of us a few thousand then we will (=x)

Boss Stewie said...

kmy: ok set.. wait till i be rich first one day ok?

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

*wolf whistles*

boss is SEXAY! now whoever said the whales sing we are family should b shot.





coz it's the hippos. and no honestly u're not fat, not fat at all. nope sirree, if u're fat.... (voice trails off)

*muffled stifled guffaws all around*

Boss Stewie said...

suicidal: lol... 'voice trails off'.. u're hilarious

tom song said...

boss, if u wanna flirt, look for someone who is a lotttttt prettier la. aiyo...

cely said...

lol...

that's so funny......

next time flirt with me la..

erm.. i mean dun..

actually.. i m trying to say.. come.. flirt with me.. IMVU ?

kakakkaka

btw, the photo is like.. how many years ago? Dun cheat ppl la...

kmy said...

maybe boss got some secret how to slim down...*share share*

Boss Stewie said...

tom: now now don't be nastyy

cely: hahahahaha ehhh... come on larr.. not that long ago!!!

kmy: hahaha yes yes i have a secret... ie.. eat lots and lots of ice cream.. ice cream makes u happy.. and when u're happy u're more hyperactive.. and when u're more hyperactive u move more and when u move more u burn more calories... haha!

kmy said...

hyperative with right or left hand only izzit?? lol

gay said...

oh boss stewie has a seriously hot body!!! makes me wanna l*ck all over

tom song said...

kmy is naughty. i like.

Jackson said...

If the camera adds 12 pounds, then you must be really skinny irl!! o_0

chocolat-latte' said...

ARGHH!!!
NOOOO!!!


THE HORROR!!!

GET RID OF THE PHOTOOO!!!
SPARE MY EYES PLEASE!!!!

Boss Stewie said...

kmy: right hand to be exact hah

gay: alright... if u used the nick "hot girl" instead of "gay"... i might actually have gotten excited by your comment

jackson: ahahha yes!!! i am skinny!!! no fat!!

audrey: u're suchh a bitch!!!

kmy said...

hahaha..boss since u so 'skinny'..come klang for a bah kut teh trip laa..wakakaka

Boss Stewie said...

kmy: just say when and i'll be there

chocolat-latte' said...

HAHAHAHA.
No Tim.. get rid of the pic.. really..

hahahahahaha!!!!

Thanks. I'm a BITCH.

Babe. In. Total. Control. of. HERSELF.

kmy said...

after my spm laa...talk bout bah kut teh..almost 3 month din eat d T_T

aL said...

LOL! how generous of you to put up a semi nude photo of yourself =P

Boss Stewie said...

audrey: no... i mean BITCH... literally!

kmy: yes bak kut teh is good for u!

al: ahhh yes yes :P

J said...

Wah.
Half naked photo?
Is it some sort of fan service or just general exhibitionism on your part?
:)

Alynna said...

Haha, posting this must be like.. kembangifying. ;)

Boss Stewie said...

j: LOL... general exhibitionism.. i don't think my fans like what they see

alynna: hahaha yes yes alynna ... thanks for teachign me a new word.. kembang-ifying

ian said...

Just when we thought building up is hard, maintaining a ripped body is even harder, don't you agree?

Boss Stewie said...

ian: hahaha agree