Monday, October 09, 2006

I JUST WON USD 1,000,000 WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!

I woke up this morning and I checked my e-mail. Guess what I found?

YOUR EMAIL ID HAS WON $1,000,000.00 USD!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!

FROM: PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT OF STAATSLOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL,
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY"A" WINNER-
Ref. No.- LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
www.staatsloterij.nl

Attention:

Staatsloterij International has just concluded its final draws of it's periodical promotional program.An exclusive list of email addresses of thousands of individual and corporate bodies were picked by automated random computer search from the internet with serial number 5772-54 drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44and consequently won in the First Category.No tickets were sold. Your email address emerged as one of seven winners in the silver stakes category"A" as email addresses were soughted, from a total number of 1,000,000 addresses drawn from all over the globe. After an automated computer ballot of our International Promotions Program, only Seven winners emerged in this category and therefore each are to receive payouts of $1,000,000.00 usd from the total of $7,000,000.00 usd ( Seven million united states Dollar )

However, every email address selected was accompanied by a reference and ticket number,after the cyber lotto selection, the below ticket and reference numbers emerged as one of the lucky winners in the above category.CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Reference number for your prize is:Ref. No.- LSLUK/2031/8161/06
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.

ticket number 50941465206-529

For your prize claim processing, we have employed the service of an lnternational Trust firm. They are to handle the transfer of your cash prize of 1,000,000.00 Dollar in line with our procedures and upon your directions.Your prize has been insured to its full value with your email address and will be transferred to you under their professional service.
To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim, please contact the under-mentioned at our claims department;

Dr. F.Vincent
Amsterdam-Netherlands.

Email: staatclaims03@aol.com

Tel: +31-644 945 401.

In your best interest(s), you must initiate contact within three weeks of receipt of this Correspondence. Attorney/Fiduciary Agents, are to handle all matters with regards to legalization of your winning documents.You are also advised to send a copy of this email, to the Director of operations at the claims department, Mr.Frank Vincent,when contacting him.

You may be required to provide any of the above information during the process of collecting your prize. We congratulate you once again and it is our hope that you participate in any of our international programs in the nearest future.

Thank you and CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Kate Veldhuizen.
Promotions Manager,
Staatsloterij international,
Netherlands.

I AM RICH !!! I AM RICH !!! AHAHAHHA I AM RICH!!!!!

I AM NO LONGER POOR!!!!!
Lance, go collect your own coke cans.. I don't have to collect cans anymore! In fact Lance, I'll buy you a million coke cans ok?Smash come lets go Jogoya!!!

Seriously... how stoooooopid do these people think I am?

They think I'm going to reply them saying


"Thank you so much Mrs. Veldhuizen! Attached to this e-mail is my phone number, my home address, my bank account number, my credit card number with expiry date and verification code, my passport and my identity card number.

I will also be sending you the deed to my house, all the share certificates of every asset I ever owned and also the deed to my balls (both of them).

Please send the USD 1,000,000 to me and please try not to do anything dodgy with my personal details. But I know you won't Maam... because you're giving me $1,000,000 so you won't do such a thing right maam? Right?

Thank you."

26 comments:

Little Ray said...

Dude, you received one too? But mine was better! I won £ 2,910,000 GB Pounds altogether! LOL. Check my blog if you don't believe me.

Boss Stewie said...

oh yay! we're rich... now lets go buy our ferraris

cely said...

oh.. u got a lot better luck than me...
i just won RM9000 from AFM... they chose my simcard :)

jj said...

don forget, u also own the deed to one of adrian's balls

Boss Stewie said...

cely: HAH! Small MAHNEY compared to my USD 1 million! right cely?

jj: oh yes.. and that too

Mz said...

ahhaha, my bf's got one of those too! from spain, but the name's not as ridiculous as 'Staatsloterij International'. he's said to receive some really hefty amount too, but of course it's fake lar.. no one would ever give u money, except ur parents n ur partner. keke

Lance said...

I said Pepsi... Pepsi!! >.<

Boss Stewie said...

mz: well if i was a little more free, i would really call them up to find out how to collect my million dollars

lance: okok pepsi.. haha u're so funny

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

hey i'm even richer lor. in fact these emails have made me so rich i can't even b bothered to read the ones i get now. i'm so blimmin' RICH anyway.

how'd you think i was gonna afford jess alba on a gold plate flanked by 80 playboy girls for ur prezzie?

HAHA stupid internet spammers.

May said...

Hahaha StaatsLoterij International..A dutch word who no one understands..
I know these emails..so fake..and I live in The Netherlands!

Boss Stewie said...

suicidal: u're rich too? okok.. let all of us lottery winners flock together!!! and donate some pepsi cans to lance :P

may: aahhh ahhaha... even the name is fake?

McGarmott said...

Is it just me or is that the Lost numbers?

Still, plane crashes are fun (if you survive).

Gwen said...

For tricking elderly people with no e-ternet sense la ...

William Leong said...

Hah~!!!... I may have gotten less than you.. only slighty a bit more than RM 1.2 mil.

..."You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1,198,916, ( 0ne million,One hundred and ninty eight thousand,Nine hundred and sixteen pounds sterlings) in cash credited to file XYL /26510460037/05" ...

... "This is from a total cash prize of £1,198,916,(0ne million,One hundred and ninty eight thousand,Nine hundred and sixteen pounds sterlings) shared amongs (4) lucky winners in this category i.e match 6" ...

well, at least mine's in Pound... I can use it to go FourSeasons to buy roast duck... and if Lance wants his share of Pepsi cans, then i can put aside 1% to buy all the rare pepsi cans around the world for him...

Chapree Da Grande said...

If it's really true, I already a rich farker since I got my first email account 11 years ago :p

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

i'll donate 10 tonnes of pepsi cans. top that! :D

but shouldn't we just buy him a ferrari too since we're so filthy rich anyway?

Boss Stewie said...

mcgarmott: oh no i don't think those are the lost numbers...

gwen: or people who are just too pessimistic to believe that people are really giving away free cash on the internet

lance: yes.. lets all donate 1% of our wealth to buy pepsi cans for lance

chapree: how you know it's not true? did you try calling them up? :P

suicidal: ahh yes... we are indeed 'filty rich' now

Lance said...

You're my bestest best friend, William. =)

Lance said...

Oh, nonono... You're my bestest best friend, suicidalconversationjunkie. =)

bodicea said...

I've gotten more requests than I can handle. You want some of my gazillions?

:P

Oh, these might interest you:

http://honestlydead.wordpress.com/2006/05/13/the-world-will-die-if-you-dont-send-me-your-bank-account-number/

and

http://honestlydead.wordpress.com/2006/08/11/hola-winnner-omfg-yay/

Jackson said...

Lol May, the Staatsloterij does exist, it's just national instead of "International". I'm guessing they just looked for a random lottery instance.


Boss, what would it take to just send over the deed of your balls only, hmm?

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

lance,
yeah man! we is the kawan karib. be nice to me or else i don't friend u for a week. hahahahaha

William Leong said...

Lance,
be nice to me and i will bring u along go eat fourseason roast duck... or else i dun fren u for 8 days

Chapree Da Grande said...

LOL, i didn't call...i figured out if they are so rich, why US never actually go attack damn like in Iraq or maken them as puppet or something.

Means they got nothing. LOL.

Lance said...

suicidalconversationjunkie: Noooo... Well, if you give me the cans beforehand, I wouldn't mind those seven days. ;)

william: But... but... I just want them Pepsi cans... =(

Boss Stewie said...

bodicea: imagine all the money u missed out on just for not replying their emails :P

jackson: about RM 0.20 each

chapree: maybe they were so rich they decided they wanted to donate some money to poor people like us