Thursday, November 30, 2006

Anti-Rape Female Condom

Ahhh... South Africa.

The land of BEAUTY.

How many more places in the world can you see scenery like this.
Studying in London, I have met many South Africans and they all won't stop telling me how beautiful their country is.

Even Alina (one of my best friends at university) spent many years in South Africa and she would never stop telling me how beautiful the place is.
But there is one thing I find very disturbing about the place and one thing that refrains me from going there with any of my friends or family.

South Africa is infamous for having one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world.

The fear of rape is something I believe that any man can never understand as well as a woman could.

No matter how hard we try to understand and hate this disgusting act... we can just never fully understand it.

Just like how a woman can never understand why many of us men find it so hard to ask for directions when we're lost.

Anyway the good news is that Cely recently brought to my attention that a South African inventor named Sonette Ehlers just came up with an anti-rape female condom!
The text in the picture reads.

"Ehlers unveiled a new anti-rape female condom on Wednesday that hooks onto an attacker's penis and aims to cut off his penis one of the highest rates of sexual assaults in the world."

Now it doesn't say what's supposed to happen when the 'condom' hooks on to the attacker's penis but I think it's supposed to inflict some pain to the attacker.Right?

That would make at least some sense right?

Why would you have it attach to the rapist for any other reason than for the man to scream
"YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

and then weep quietly in a corner
"IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Unless the Anti-Rape Female Condom is meant to tickle the attacker's penis so that he falls to the ground laughing while the woman gets away.
I don't know, those little white spikey things on the condom looks like it could either poke or tickle.


Now while I think it is a fantastic invention that I would most probably buy for my loved ones if it were available here, another side of me makes me wonder....

"Why complicate things?"

All a woman needs is this and this

The chopper to Samurai the attacker's Leaning Tower of Pisang

And the plastic bag to pick up what's left for the nearest Tong Sampah.

Remember,

Jaga Kebersihan Rakyat!




19 comments:

William Leong said...

FIRST!!!!!!!! *opens champaign* 1st.... *laughs... hahhaha, loserrrsssssss*

Boss Stewie said...

HAHAHA WILLIAM... u memang ar!

Lance said...

Well, it has already been implemented last I read about a year ago. It actually hooks on tight and permanent and you'd have to remove it surgically unless you decide to cut your own "Leaning Tower of Pisang". Kinda makes you want to experiment it no?

Of course, I'd be happy to show the procedures step-by-step with any pisang donors. Anyone? =)

Boss Stewie said...

lance: i think i can do the procedure as well lance... doesn't leave much to the imagination.. just one CHOP

Leon said...

What a brilliant business idea! The only problem is if the girl "forgets" to take it out when she wants to do get down with the guy....ouch!

Anonymous said...

It still doesn't prevent rape. For that device to work, there must be penetration. So the rapist still get a thrust, but with immense pain. Doesn't solve the problem. Apalah inventor nih!

Boss Stewie said...

leon: yes... or what if she does it on purpose to get even with a guy

anonymous: yah!! that's true! some more if the rapist is SM wan.. then he lagi shiok..

Little Ray said...

I think they may need to wear two of those condoms. You never know which one the rapist goes for.

aL said...

are they gonna distribute it for free? cos im sure the poor cannot afford the bergigi stuff? hahaha!

-erintan- said...

I agree, still doesn't eliminate the problem and trauma a woman has to go through from getting raped. And the penetration....

I still think that punishment for rapists is to remove their nerve for an erection. HAH! He'll be useless then. And a further lack of self esteem because he can never get a hard on.

And at any rate, WHY would a rapist use THAT condom? Or do women have yet another piece of equipment to stick up her vagina? Different sort of chastity belt huh?

Boss Stewie said...

littleray : hahahaa!!! that's just nasty!!

al: i don't think the anti rape condom will be expensive

erin: no no erin.. the condom is stuck up the woman's vagina ... not put on by the rapist himself

McGarmott said...

Eh, Boss Stewie, I dare you to watch Little Children - your post has some relavance to it.

If that's not incentive enough, there are a few scenes involving Kate Winslet having sex in the nude. (Movie released just a few weeks ago in the US though.)

Boss Stewie said...

mcgarmott: what what relevance? do enlighten me

McGarmott said...

Haiyah, it involves the twist ending of the movie, dowan to reveal.

Applegal said...

I like the chopper idea, but the thing is, how do you lug that thing around all the time?! Don't need plastic bag lah, just kick it and RUN!

Boss Lepton said...

Boss, britnet spears needs 1

somebody send her a free trial package :D

and attach a note:"stop flashing you a$$hole"

Boss Stewie said...

mcgarmott: ehh!!! u tell me first then only i have incentive to watch mah

applegal: girls carry handbags on one hand... the other hand is often left empty.. so... :P

boss: ahh u read about that britney flashing thing too heh

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

did i just read "remove it surgically"?? NO NEED LAHHHH!!! off with their dicks i say! muahahaahaha

oh and btw boss pls switch to blogger beta, you gotta stay ahead! :p

Boss Stewie said...

suicidal: hahahaa cannot.. boss old fashion