Anti-Rape Female Condom

Ahhh... South Africa.

The land of BEAUTY.

How many more places in the world can you see scenery like this.
Studying in London, I have met many South Africans and they all won't stop telling me how beautiful their country is.

Even Alina (one of my best friends at university) spent many years in South Africa and she would never stop telling me how beautiful the place is.
But there is one thing I find very disturbing about the place and one thing that refrains me from going there with any of my friends or family.

South Africa is infamous for having one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world.

The fear of rape is something I believe that any man can never understand as well as a woman could.

No matter how hard we try to understand and hate this disgusting act... we can just never fully understand it.

Just like how a woman can never understand why many of us men find it so hard to ask for directions when we're lost.

Anyway the good news is that Cely recently brought to my attention that a South African inventor named Sonette Ehlers just came up with an anti-rape female condom!
The text in the picture reads.

"Ehlers unveiled a new anti-rape female condom on Wednesday that hooks onto an attacker's penis and aims to cut off his penis one of the highest rates of sexual assaults in the world."

Now it doesn't say what's supposed to happen when the 'condom' hooks on to the attacker's penis but I think it's supposed to inflict some pain to the attacker.Right?

That would make at least some sense right?

Why would you have it attach to the rapist for any other reason than for the man to scream
"YEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

and then weep quietly in a corner
"IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Unless the Anti-Rape Female Condom is meant to tickle the attacker's penis so that he falls to the ground laughing while the woman gets away.
I don't know, those little white spikey things on the condom looks like it could either poke or tickle.

Now while I think it is a fantastic invention that I would most probably buy for my loved ones if it were available here, another side of me makes me wonder....

"Why complicate things?"

All a woman needs is this and this

The chopper to Samurai the attacker's Leaning Tower of Pisang

And the plastic bag to pick up what's left for the nearest Tong Sampah.

Remember,

Jaga Kebersihan Rakyat!