Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Boss Stewie Learns to Camwhore

So I'm in Sydney with my cousins and I was given a lecture by the girls on how important camwhoring is.

Apparently... all the younger adolescent girls these days are seriously picking up on the camwhoring trend... and we... the older generation... seem to be left out on it!

So with the help of my cousin Rachelle that you see here in this pic.

I learned the LA LA 5-STEP POSE!!!

Watch and learn (watch the fingers)!!!

STEP 1
STEP 2
STEP 3
STEP 4
STEP 5


My cousins also taught me another type of camwhoring becoming increasingly popular among girls on Friendster these days.

First.. the cute cute blur blur look
Then there is the how do you say Purposely-Put-Camera-High-High-To-See-Tek-Tek look.

In which I first told my cousins
"BUT I GOT NO TEK TEK WOR...."

and they both said
"Nehmind wan... a lot of the girls that do it also don't really have wan... just pretend you have it".

So there you have it everyone!

I have officially graduated from the university of Camwhoring (with bad grades but still graduated)!

33 comments:

chan said...

holy shit boss! that last picture was gross man!!!

William Leong said...

OMG boss! that last one doesnt seem you're camwhoring... straight to the point of whoring d... scary wuihh...

mooiness said...

wah sibeh hiao. I had shivers looking at that last pic. Damn you!!!! :D

Boss Stewie said...

chan/william/mooi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

slacker said...

appreciate the fact u unbuttoned your shirt for us all.....haha

Aaron Chua said...

Oh man~
LMAO~

ahwenBABY said...

hahahaha... these are so very the true!!! good work! i'm gonna post that soon... muahahahah~

Fei said...

i'm now going to format my pc and wash my eyes in clorox. all becouse of the last picture. *shivvvvveeerrr*

Jasonmumbles said...

Disturbing.

Little Ray said...

... Luckily I am sitting at the last row of the lecture. Was biting my lips while reading your blog. And damn, your last pic, salute!

Pookyma said...

niama!!!!!almost fell off mychair seeing the last pic!!!

Boss Stewie wanna pang pua liap ar?

Adino said...

Aiyo.. some sick psycho is going to fantasize about you tonite. Eeyer..

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

wah super geli..ar...feelin my lunch coming out lar..

Michael Song said...

knn... massive camwhore... massive orgasm...

whisperingshout said...

kangarooland is not good for everyone. well, you see the proof :D

KY said...

last picture is like.. the cleavage shot?

O.M.G.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

So this is how u do it! Tq Bossy! Next time when really need money, this is what I will do & post up my pic & hope some rich lady will 'buy' me! Tq for showing!!!

B@m®©™ said...

arghhhh, who got eye mo, must clear the eyes of the suffering, hahaha, you the boss , you the boss *kowtow*kowtow*

Jess said...

HAHAHA MADE ME LOL~

seriously you passed cam-whoring school~ basically you have already scored with the five amendments~

the last picture is a bonus mark~

JenKin Yat said...

aiks..the Step-4 is like that 1 meh?? not tabik post ah? (with the 4-fingers shading ur eyes)

-Yatz-

William Leong said...

hahhaa, yatz... why dun u do it and post it in ur blog? *wink*

iwan c.m.n. said...

creepy last pic, man. Felt uncomfortable within 2 seconds after looking at it.

JacJac said...

Im not so sure if the last pic is meant to look at *cough* tek-tek..

but I take picture at that angle so that people wouldnt notice the double chin :p
(thus naturally making people think i am thin XD)
(AND also NOT for people to see tek-tek)

but yea... today ive learnt more about camwhoring.. thankyu boss!

Cely said...

DUN do that tek tek look in future... i quit reading ur blog ga!

Yii Toong said...

Mr Tiah, that last pic is wrong man!!! so wrong!!

aL said...

omg. aiyerrr... tolonggggg!

*vomit*

eStee said...

ur hilarious. i assume tek tek is boobs??

Boss Stewie said...

SONOFA..... I TOOK 7 FULL MINUTES TO REPLY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BUT BLOGGER DIDN'T SAVE IT FOR ME WHEN I CLICKED "PUBLISH COMMENT"

AUUUGHH!!!!!!

Ah you guys are all going to have to settle for this one reply to your comments now then.. HAHAHAHAHAHAA

estee: yes.. it means boobs

Jason TAN said...

u have been tagged

http://jasontanchinwei.blogspot.com/2007/08/one-word-blog-meme.html

JACQ said...

Oh My.. that last pic.. hmm.. But anyway, welcome to the world of camwhoring man! :)

miszmilk said...

NOoo... spare us...

Clare said...

*PUKE yesterday's breakfast!*

nadnut said...

*cough* im borrowing your pics for an entry! :P