Saturday, August 25, 2007

Funeral Service for Tara

AUGGGGHH!!!!

I WAS IN SINGAPORE LAST WEEK AND I LOST MY ONE AND ONLY PDA (that I coincidentally also bought from Singapore a year ago).

I AM STILL GRIEVING !!! AUGHH I AM SOOO SOOO SAD!!!!

My poor PDA was like a real assistant to me.

She kept track of all my meetings, schedule, phone numbers, documents... even my e-mail... EVERYTHING!!! I EVEN NAMED HER TARA!!!

AND NOW SHE'S ALL GONE

AUGHHH!!!!!!!

I LEFT IT IN A TAXI AND THE SONOFABITCH WHO FOUND IT AFTER ME DIDN'T BOTHER TO RETURN IT TO ME... AUGH!!!

No matter

*Sniff*

I've decided that I am going to dedicate a whole blog entry... as a funeral service for my dear Tara.

Can we all have a moment of silence please?

*Silence*

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to honour the passing of a dear friend Tara.
(Note: Tammy is a nickname I gave Tara)

May she rest in peace at the better place she belongs to now.

In honour of my dear Tara, I have written her a poem in her memory.


Tara Oh Tara,
Without you my world feels so cold and dry;
My meetings now I forget which Menara,
My phone numbers all gone now I can cry.

But I know you have gone to a better place,
Though I wish you didn't have to go without a trace;
I know with your new owner you have a new time and date,
And I know I must accept my fate.

So find another PDA I will do,
And I may one day even love her too;
But worry not I shan't forget,
The memories we have that I so protect.

You belong to somebody else now,
I don't know who and I don't care how;
Find that sonofabitch, find him well,
Promise me you'll make his life a living hell.

In memory of Tara.. by Boss Stewie


AVENGE ME TARA!!!

AVEEEENGEEE ME!!!!!

27 comments:

Chee Hsien said...

Firssttt!!!

how come so careless??

keep looking around... might be like last time ur camera :D

JacJac said...

really boss

you gonna hear me say this again...

it is sad and yet you make it hilarious


but still

*pat boss' back*

Pookyma said...

You sounded happy as if ur old wife died and

ITS TIME TO GET A NEW WIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Boss Stewie said...

chee hsien: SNIFF!!! SNIFF!!! it's gone for sure .. i know

jac: *SNIFF*

pookyma: woi woi woi!!! dun say so loud... shhh hehehe

nyx said...

*blink* *blink*


er...


HUG?

:D

Boss Stewie said...

nyx: yes please

Veronicle said...

Aaaww...nvm. Get a new one then :D. HTC perhaps?

Anna Bella said...

aww.. huggles..

Shireen K said...

eh pls la... dont pretend and cho hi la... i know u are darn happy bout her going missing like you wished someone just took it away from you months ago...

YOUR dreams come true la weh...

Kimberlycun said...

wonder when can see naughty pics of tim floating around the internerd...

Adrian Chiu said...

Wow you should write your blog now in sonnets...

Stella said...

Perhaps break out with 'Tara' would be a better theme instead of funeral??.. :-p

Innocent^^Guy said...

Lost only, then u label it as dead already? >.<

How TARA wanna avenge you? You straight away give up on her when she went missing..haha

√Éngelu§ said...

I can understand you naming your PDA 'Tara', but then to give her a nickname as well?? How many names you want to call her lah? :p

Nicocoa said...

eat my Krispy and You will NEVER HEAR from TARA again!!

HMPH!!

Boss Stewie said...

veronicle: what's a htc?

anna: *SNIFF*

shireen: so i could buy a new one??? hahaha shh dun say that yet

kimberly: hahahah no i don't keep things like that in my pda

adiran: hahaha lol

stella: break out with tara? why?

innocent: hahaha as good as dead lar.. she no more mine di mah

angelus: just thesee two :)

nico: HAHAHA.. a blackmail!

Danny Foo said...

OMG!

In the first place, how could you have left it in the car...?

But so what's next Zara? :P

Donny Ang said...

Hi boss..

So sorry to hear that you lost tammy! Sincere condolences on my end.

ks said...

Sorry to hear about your loss...

nigerian dwarf said...

HahAHhahAhahAHAa
I love that poem wei!!!

Sorry to hear about your loss though, Boss Tim..

iwan c.m.n. said...

ceh lah boss..! why sounded happy wan.

Adino said...

*muffled voice on the phone* "Hello? If you ever want to see your Tara again, prepare $1000 in cash. Put inside a black plastic bag, and wait for further instructions. Do not report to the police, or we will kill your Tara."

"Wait! I want to know Tara is okay!"

"Timm... Timm..."

"Tara! Did they hurt you?"

*muffled voice* "Don't talk so much. I also want one autographed copy of your underwear. You have 24 hours to gather your things"

*toooot...*

Bigcityb said...

Boss oh boss
I’m getting your vibes
I’m feeling your cries
I’m messed up in this life
Next time, I comeback with a proper bye bye.
Luv, Tara

Amy said...

lolss...funny! may tara rest in peace.

Linora 'Aronil' Low said...

awww poor baby. HOw did you lose it la? It dropped out of your pocket or what? Pooor Tara to have a master as such.... too lose her. At least you appreciated her. BTW she's not dead la.. she's just very the missing. :)

BloggerTips said...

RIP tara.

Boss, ur phone is so dear to you le, how can you be so careless? what if she is your wife? ^^

Be careful lah boss

Wan Chee Hung said...

Hey Timothy you're good at rhyming,
You got talent in business and rapping,
Gifted and talented, ain't no denying,
Funny post on Tara's passing..

I enjoy reading your postings,
Constantly updating,always interesting,
Your life seems challenging but interesting,
Done well in life, while many are still dreaming.

Don't be too sad on Tara's passing,
have you heard of an old Chinese saying,
Held on old thing, how to expect the coming of new things,
Perhaps all these are pre-destined.