Especially when I was in London and addicted to Krispy Kreme... seriously... I was so fat then, when I came home from the UK and walked around my house topless, my dad called me a "FAT SLOB".
Heck even my fat friends in the UK used black marker pens to autograph my fat stomach... that's how fat I was.
So all these years I was thinking that I should cut down on Krispy Kreme, potatoes, chips or any fatty foods if I wanted to lose weight but I was wrong.
I WAS WRONG I TELL YOU!!! WRONG WRONG!!!
There is something else that we all consume a lot that apparently has FAT IN IT!!!
And that is WATER!!!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!I don't eat so much... but I do drink a lot of water every day... more than most horses do.
And water is good for health.
It detoxifies your body, rehydrates you and bla bla bla...
So it's good right?
WRONG!!!
I was at a lounge in transit for my flight to Singapore yesterday (to transit there to my current holiday destination that I will soon reveal)... and I found THIS!
Look closely at the bottle.. it saysFAT FREE H20!!!
Now two things hit me when I saw this bottle.
1) WATER HAS FAT IN IT?!?!?!
and the second thing:
2) *(@(*#(&@*#(&*@(&*##&(*$ THATS WHY I HAVE BEEN FAT ALL THIS WHILE!!!
So I grabbed a few bottles of the FAT FREE H20 and gulped it all down!!!
OHHHHH THANK YOU .... THANK YOU WHOEVER INVENTED THE FAT FREE WATER... NOW MY FAT TROUBLES ARE OVER....
You can even also see the difference almost instantly when you drink normal water and FAT FREE WATER....
Ok check these 2 pictures out.
BEFORE DRINKING FAT FREE WATER.
AFTER DRINKING FAT FREE WATER.
SEEE?!?!?! SOO MUCH SKINNIER RIGHT?!?!?
HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
BALLS TO ALL OF YOU WHO CALLED ME FAT BEFORE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KRISPY KREME!!!
BOSS STEWIE HAS RETURNED!!!
PS: I know I said in the last post that I will reveal where I have gone for my holiday... but Ok lar ok lar..next post I will finally give up the mystery and reveal where I am now for my week long holiday okay?
14 comments:
wah, boss, bring me some Krispy Kreme
jason: hahaha... so big how to bring back on such a long flight/
Hahaha.. too bad.. not a mystery for me.. I know where you're going.. LOL
This is so cruellllllll... NO WONDER ME THAT FATTTTT
Where to buy FAT FREE H2O ?
christine: hah! my sis told u izzit
cely: hah! dowan tell u!!! hahahahahaa... now i will finally be skinnier than you!
haha
Melbourne or Sydney perhaps? If you so came to Brisbane and never looked me up, you're so dead dude :P
Indo kah? Wah, expanding NuffNang so fast kah? Eh, FeDex KK back here!! =(
well..it's not to say it's FAT
but some people when they drink too much water.. will bloat up
water retention
good example...
me :p
i lost 20kg of weight 2 years ago (in less than 3 months :p) but my fat percentage not much of difference..
now i must find a way to lose the real fat :p
ekekeke
jacjac, how did u loss 20kg in 3 mths? teach me
boss, can jz pack n send to me mah
tat was my uncle's lounge tat u visiting... i mean the airport lounge... it had been a while since last catch up wif u... cheers!
Hmm. I see HUGE, HUGE, HUGE difference in the before and after pictures. -snorts-
Water has fat in it.
Then they encourage us to drink lots of water lagi.
Then when the rate of obesity goes up, we kena blame.
Where's the logic in that?!
Lol.
innocent: whew.. lucky I'm in Sydney
fei: hahaha pls lar.. where got expanding.. holiday ler
jac: no.. it's FAT!!!
jason: jahahaha
michael: ur uncle's lounge?
beautifully: hahaha yah.. i look damn skinny right after?
dude...it's not krispy kreme that made you fat la. It's those 4 seasons ducks!!!
u good...
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