I had a lot to drink... because a particular pretty girl kept 'challenging' me to drink with her and I came home not drunk but pretty high and happy.
I was in that 'high and happy' state where everything I saw was amusing and made me laugh.Even the cockroach I saw in my bathroom was funny... that is until I beat it to death with my FHM magazine which I threw away after it was tainted with cockroach juice.
I know I know what you guys are thinking..."BOSS STEWIE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY THE HELL DID YOU USE FHM TO WHACK COCKROACHES?!?!?! USE AN OLD NEWSPAPER LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE DO!!!"
And to those of you who say that.. I have only 3 words to say
"I... WAS.... HIGH...."
I would've even used an LV bag to whack the cockroach if I had one around me.
So anyway back to my story.I came home, chatted on MSN for a while, brushed my teeth, beat a cockroach, took a shower to wash away the stench of cigarette smoke on myself and then headed to sleep.
The next morning which is this morning, I chucked all my smelly clothes from last night into the washing machine and went out for lunch while I left it for a wash.
While leaving the house I checked my pockets for everything...
Mobile phone... check
Car keys... check
Wallet... check
Bluetooth headset....
Uhmm...
Bluetooth headset.....
I couldn't find it. So I thought maybe I might have left it in the car.
But I went down to the car to look for it and it wasn't there!
I looked high and low and everywhere for my Bluetooth Headset that is the size of a 50 sen coin.
Soon enough, I gave up for a while. Thought that it's just one of those things that will show up sooner or later.
And true enough it did.
I was taking out all my clothes from the washer and hanging them to dry when I suddenly begin to feel something small and hard in the pocket of my jeans.
UH OHHHHhhhh....
.I DROWNED BY BLUETOOTH HEADSET!!!
Sure fair enough it was a stupid headset that kept giving me problems and was highly unstable so much that I was already planning to replace it... but it didn't deserve to be DROWNED IN A WASHING MACHINE!!!
AUGHHH!!!
AUGGGHH!!!
Ok ok... I smell a shit storm coming.
My father reads my blog.
And eventhough my father is one who changes his bluetooth headset once every 2 months because it just fails on him, when he reads this, he is going to pick up the phone...
and he's going to say
"GET HIGH SOME MORE LAR!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!"
16 comments:
I know who is that particular pretty girl who kept 'challenging' you. She downed more whiskey than you did. Anyway nice meeting you in Velvet. Got high at the wrong time cos had to go already.
daph: ehhe it was nice meeting u too daph!
Why no any high pic of yours? LOlz...
Now I'm sure I'm not the only one wondering how this particularly pretty girl looks , right.....guys? Hehe
you got that right stan!
and yea la, get high some more... and i mean it... so that someone would eventually get a snap of that high look
our boss happeningzzzzz... when wanan drink wif me?
LOL ~
Your dad's gonna smack your ass !!
I guess you have a cleaner bluetooth headset? :)
yee piao: hehehehe shy lorr shy lorr...
stan: ahahaahaha kenot lor.. that girl is actually my friend's sister.
william: hahaha dowan dowan.. i look like crap
michael: waiting for u to call me out only!!!
gila: *sniff*
cheng: yeah.. a cleaner bluetooth headset that doesn't work.
Hi Bossy! Any part of u also get 'high' or 'up'?? Apart from drowning ur bt? Anythings else?? He! He! Have a nice day!
Wack you teruk teruk if you end up using the/any LV bag... haha
this reminds me of the time i accidentally put my student id card into the dryer in Oz.. i realise it when i heard an unusual flapping noise while halfway spinning.... so when I peak through the round glass door...suddenly
*FLAP*
my face (my card) stuck on the door looking back at me...rotating lagi... =.="
kenot stop it halfway cos i use those coin operated gas dryers.. (real fire leh)
so when it's 'dried'......
my card became very lembik... so i flattened it on the table...waiting for it to harden...
became a weird-looking-almost-crumpled-up card...
lucky me still buzz-able to labrooms :p
I drowned my cellphone in the washing machine before :P Lucky it's not my PDA!
jac: lol lol!!! can't believe ur card still works!!! ridiculous!!
veronicle: *SNIFF* poor me
poor u ! but thank God its only your bluetooh headset and nt ur mobile phone...at first, i thought u lost ur wallet during ur "high" time...everyone has their share ...i pity de cockroach 4 being killed wif a FHM mag...how lowly can they die? LOL
you have cool parents!
recently been hogging yr blog. reading most posts backwards. yr mom with the 'chair' and 'fat' story. and of course yr dad now. haha. looking forward to reading more!
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