I'm in Singapore again now for business. Ah I've been traveling around so much this past week I'm getting really really tired.
Anyway, while I was working in our little Nuffnang Singapore office, I checked my mail only to see an e-mail that Cely just forwarded me.
It was an e-mail filled with pictures of the night life in Taiwan and it was... WILD!!!I mean Taiwan has always been known to be a great place to party when it comes to nightlife but but.... this is a whole new level of WILD!!!
I mean heck, sometimes I go clubbing here in Penang or KL and I see a club full of guys.
In Taiwan however, not only are there so many chicks but heck... if you could see the stuff they do.
One of the photos that Cely sent me even had one hot Taiwanese girl actually sucking the nipple of another girl IN THE CLUB!!!
Naturally I decided not to put the picture up here haha very rude of me to :P
But check out the other girls!!!HOLY CRAP!!!
These pictures kinda reminded me of an experience I had last year when I was at Taipei's Ministry of Sound with some of my Taiwanese friends.
I was on the way to the toilet in the club when I suddenly saw a group of people crowding around two girls who were arguing ferociously just outside the toilet.
I looked at them for a while but couldn't hear what they were saying. Then one of my friends came up to me and said
"Hey what's up?"
I asked him
"What are those two girls fighting about?"
And his reply shocked me
"Oh I saw them fighting just now. Apparently what happened was this guy came to the club and picked up one of the girls.
Then after dancing with her for some time he disappeared. When the girl went looking for him, she found him dancing with her friend so the both of them started fighting with one of them screaming "WHY YOU STEAL MY GUY!??!?!"".
At that moment I turned to my friend to say
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!? WHY YOUR COUNTRY SO GOOD WAN??? WHAT'S THE GIRL GUY RATIO IN TAIWAN??? 10 TO 1?!?!?!"
I mean back in reality a.k.a. Malaysia, I hear guys fighting among each other for girls in clubs but never for girls fighting for the guy.
And in Malaysia if the guy did that I would imagine that the first girl would go up to him and give him a big slap.
But NOoooo.. instead she pushed him aside and fought with the second girl he picked up.
And I remember seeing the guy just standing there quietly while the two girls fought.
Here's the best part... the guy wasn't that good looking but the two girls who were fighting.. HOLY CRAP WERE DAMN BLOODY HOT!!
WHY?!?! WHY?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
One of my aunties used to tell me to be weary of Taiwanese girls. She used to say
"Taiwanese girls will hook you if they think you're rich or successful, get married to you and when you marry her, you marry her whole family. That means you're probably gonna be supporting her entire family as well all down to her brothers and sisters. So be careful ah!".
I thought about what she said for a while.
Then I saw another picture that Cely sent me of a Taiwanese girl.And I decided... F*CK IT!!!
I'M MOVING TO TAIWAN!!!! WHO'S WITH ME????
I know Ringo will follow. Right Ringo?