Thursday, May 29, 2008

The Clubs in Taiwan

I'm in Singapore again now for business. Ah I've been traveling around so much this past week I'm getting really really tired.

Anyway, while I was working in our little Nuffnang Singapore office, I checked my mail only to see an e-mail that Cely just forwarded me.

It was an e-mail filled with pictures of the night life in Taiwan and it was... WILD!!!I mean Taiwan has always been known to be a great place to party when it comes to nightlife but but.... this is a whole new level of WILD!!!

I mean heck, sometimes I go clubbing here in Penang or KL and I see a club full of guys.

In Taiwan however, not only are there so many chicks but heck... if you could see the stuff they do.
One of the photos that Cely sent me even had one hot Taiwanese girl actually sucking the nipple of another girl IN THE CLUB!!!

Naturally I decided not to put the picture up here haha very rude of me to :P

But check out the other girls!!!HOLY CRAP!!!

These pictures kinda reminded me of an experience I had last year when I was at Taipei's Ministry of Sound with some of my Taiwanese friends.
I was on the way to the toilet in the club when I suddenly saw a group of people crowding around two girls who were arguing ferociously just outside the toilet.

I looked at them for a while but couldn't hear what they were saying. Then one of my friends came up to me and said
"Hey what's up?"

I asked him
"What are those two girls fighting about?"

And his reply shocked me
"Oh I saw them fighting just now. Apparently what happened was this guy came to the club and picked up one of the girls.

Then after dancing with her for some time he disappeared. When the girl went looking for him, she found him dancing with her friend so the both of them started fighting with one of them screaming "WHY YOU STEAL MY GUY!??!?!"".

At that moment I turned to my friend to say
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!? WHY YOUR COUNTRY SO GOOD WAN??? WHAT'S THE GIRL GUY RATIO IN TAIWAN??? 10 TO 1?!?!?!"

I mean back in reality a.k.a. Malaysia, I hear guys fighting among each other for girls in clubs but never for girls fighting for the guy.

And in Malaysia if the guy did that I would imagine that the first girl would go up to him and give him a big slap.

But NOoooo.. instead she pushed him aside and fought with the second girl he picked up.

WTF?!?!?!
And I remember seeing the guy just standing there quietly while the two girls fought.

Here's the best part... the guy wasn't that good looking but the two girls who were fighting.. HOLY CRAP WERE DAMN BLOODY HOT!!

WHY?!?! WHY?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

One of my aunties used to tell me to be weary of Taiwanese girls. She used to say
"Taiwanese girls will hook you if they think you're rich or successful, get married to you and when you marry her, you marry her whole family. That means you're probably gonna be supporting her entire family as well all down to her brothers and sisters. So be careful ah!".

I thought about what she said for a while.

Then I saw another picture that Cely sent me of a Taiwanese girl.And I decided... F*CK IT!!!

THAT'S IT!!!

I'M MOVING TO TAIWAN!!!! WHO'S WITH ME????

I know Ringo will follow. Right Ringo?

41 comments:

Suet Li said...

holy shit are u sure these are pictures of taiwanese girls?! i just spotted my friend...

Boss Stewie said...

suet li: really? where??? no lar.. kenot be rite.. the way they dress also doesn't look like a malaysian club. but anyway that's what cely's email said

junwei said...

been there, done that. some wild night, there might even be free strip show happening, i'll wait for you here, boss.

Jun said...

hey! what the f!! my mom is a taiwanese! she came with my dad even though they are just fresh graduates and have to start a new life from scratch in Malaysia!




Haha, but then seriously speaking my mom also said that most taiwanese girls are indeed materialistic and want to marry rich guys :)

Super Gentleman said...

eyes popping, nose bleeding, love juice flowing, hands cant stop shaking, cold sweat dripping...

*(saying to myself)i mite actually hav a chance landing my 1st gf over dere!!!... n a hot 1 too... LOLOLOLOL...

Super Gentleman said...

btw i cant lay my eyes of pic 3,7,8... talk bout eye candy... muahaha...

~fcuk~ said...

wtf!! i migrating to taiwan...anyone coming?

luxen said...

its only fun when you're young

Jannah said...

Boobies galore...

Berair mata. Bila bisa ku sampai ke tahap hot chick sebegitu.

But in order to look that good one must persevere in working out, getting the money for the outfits, make ups, and fake extensions (hair, the hair).

So if you want a girlfriend like that one have to make sure you're making the money to support her expenses lo.

Ada sanggup kah?

Falcon said...

Im comin with you boss......lets go!!

RealGunners said...

so will we see nuffnang taiwan popping up soon?

Boss Stewie said...

junwei: ahhh... the night i was there at MOS Taipei wasn't as wild as what it was in the pictures.. but yeah.. pretty good stuff man

jun: yeah my friend's mum is taiwanese too and hey.. my uncle's wife is taiwanese and she is the nicest woman ever. so i think it's just a false generalization. and hey.. who wouldn't wanna marry a rich guy.. like which guy wouldn't wanna marry a rich girl

super: hahahaha!!!!

fcuk: TAKE ME!!!

luxen: yeah.. so i'll come back to kl when I'm older, more matured and less keen on partying... UNTIL THEN.. TAIWAN MARI!!!

jannah: yah yah.. so that's why now must work hard to earn money hahah

falcon: hahahahaha ok on!

realgunners: hahahaha! no larrrr

KY said...

Lets go!!!!

Cely said...

I know u will love it :)

How about the PARTY QUeen email ? LOL !

Boss Stewie said...

ky: hahahaha on!!! booking tickets now!!!

cely: eh got meh ? where

Genova said...

boss. open nuffnang in taiwan.

Rachying said...

Hey do you still wanna employ? Open an office at taiwan I go with u?! or mayb a visit there...

jeremi said...

foward me the email can ar? radical85@gmail.com

cheesie said...

WTC.

*books tic to Taiwan*

Josh said...

Can i joine the team flying to Taiwan? ^_^

Jacky said...

arghhhh!!!!!!!! WILD WILD WILD OMG OMG Msia is so deprived of WILD AND CRAZY CHICKS! shyt my pant's wet rofl.

-tAkEmOtO- said...

Hmm, ur post nowadays seem kinda female-orientated? 1st boobie ads, then tit-signing, then this? Haha. I bet all the guys enjoyed these posts...

Agree totally, went to taiwan once and i loved being there! I can also comment that girls in taiwan are really mostly fair and hot, aka Tai-Mei(Taiwanese Chicks). Makes me wanna sing: " Wo Ai Tai-Mei, Tai Mei ai wo~~"(I love Taiwanese Chicks, They love me too~~) XD

Ok I'm in! Whe are you leaving??

Either way or Msian girls buck up!! XD

Boss Stewie said...

genova: hahaha ok coming!!

rach: hahahaha okok so u work with us in Nuffnang Taiwan?

jeremi: haahha are u serious ? okok later i do it

cheesie: YAY! I sit window seat!

josh: hahaha can join join

jack:hahahaha lol dude...

takemoto: hahah then the malaysian girls are first gonna ask us malaysian guys to BUCK UP

Jack said...

email forward plz!!! *drool* :p

well.. don't place such a high hopes on the chic in da clubs.. after a few drinks + dark ambiances + dress sexy abit u tot pretty girl~meh..

so don't be to alarm if u wakeup next to her the next day shocked to see her.. ahaha..

nicolekwt said...

whoa...they dance in their undie?

XiangMei said...

My sis used to tell me that the taiwanese girl will dance,flirt themselves a bit then strip and let other ppl to touch their boobs and *ahempussy.....It's true u know....i see all those picture with my own eyes.but they are hot!!!

Gsieur said...

f*uckertwelve, i'm moving with you! ball swelling stuff..

babychyu said...

OMg ~ 
HOt Chicks !!!
did they bao bao u n dance ~
waaaaah..
i swear to god ..
ur nose bleeding tat time!!! wakakakkaa

Immi said...

wah wah u sure *ahem* doesnt mind?

i oso wanna go to taiwan!! :P

barghers.com said...

damn, boss, i'm wif ya! haha

Wannabe Economist said...

They're freaking hot!

Philip Pang said...

do they have sized up dolls?

nah. im kidding.

lol.

Simon Seow said...

I don't think Banana will approve of you moving to Taiwan.

Josh said...

Nuffnang should organize a trip to Taiwan for bloggers. :P

wEtwEtwAtEr said...

Tiam! Let's go! Then you can sign autograph at the "weirdest" place on them too! :P

Jasonmumbles said...

The second last pic actually reminds me of wenqi. must be the glasses. :D

May Zhee said...

I, er, want the forwarded e-mail can.

Ping Ping said...

walao..u dun get cheated leh...check properly first, really is taiwan or not..later u move there liao go to their club to see another club full of guys don't say u regret and come back Malaysia. Lucutkan your kewarganegaraan ar...

JacksonywL said...

unbelievable but adorable and looking-forward-able to go to Taiwan!!

Jesuafreak said...

I'm with u...lets organise a trip to taipei for nuffnangers..

taiwanese girl said...

Welcome to the world of Taiwan !! =)