That's right everyone... "Ah Longs" (Loansharks) have cut their interest rates from 30% a month to 5% a month!!!
WOOHOOO!!!
LET'S CELEBRATE!!!
I feel that the Ah Long's have done something revolutionary!For example, years ago I couldn't travel as much as I liked because I was (and still am) poor.
Then came along AirAsia offering people like me the opportunity to fly for a fraction of what I had to pay for an air ticket.
AirAsia's motto was
"Now everyone can fly!"
They were indeed right! Now everyone COULD fly!
And now, the Ah Longs have jumped on the bandwagon to make it more possible for the poor consumers like myself to do more things.
That's right!!! Now everyone can BORROW MONEY!!!!
Of course, I do sympathise with the Ah Longs.
The newspaper article mentioned how competition had heated up and they now had to start advertising.
Now since the Ah Long's were all nice enough to lower their rates for us... the least I could do was to help them with their advertising.
So I used my very unimaginative and uncreative mind to 'steal' AirAsia's earlier advertisement
And modified it for the Ah Long's.
If you ever see another Ah Long blog advertisement, remember that you saw the first one here!This post is not meant to be funny... I had a straight-poker-depressed face when typing it out and that is not a good sign... my Baby actually hit me on the head for writing such a lame post... but I can do that right?
I can write lame posts cuz I am not Kennysia right? So I don't have high expectations in humour right? right?
24 comments:
boss stewie changing name to Ahlong Stewieeeeee
no i'll just change it to Ah Stewie
ya, right. even if you write with poker face, I'll still be laughing down to the floor.
Ah Long also a type of business that entreprenuers need to tap. I felt that it have a big potiential.
How about a dot com Ah Long empire?
"So I don't have high expectations in humour right? right?
Classic phrase! Kennysia must be glad to see this. Well as long as you continue with this kind of post which full of critism, you will reach that level of expectations one fine day.
Btw, good sense of humour!
i am so borrowing an astronomical sum to start up my own ah long business. now everyone can be an entrepreneur too!
muahahahaha u'll support me won't u 'ah stewie'??? :D
That's so creative of you to come up with such idea :)
ricadoe: hahaha i wish that were really true
chapree: ahlong.com.my ... ok lets go.. register domain first then we start business
mic: yes yes.. kennysia might be glad to see this
suicidal: well of course the problem with borrowing from ah long to start business is.... in future if your clients ask you who finances your business and you say "Ah Longs"... then uhmm...
jess: thank u... i thought it was rather unimaginative but thank u
when i see this, i see bank also will do the same... cut down the interest...
so competitive... wahhahahha
cely: i highly doubt that lorrr... banks are legally allowed to lend money
Not bad at all ^^
AH Wie!!I HATE THE STICKERS U PUT AROUND!!DIRTY OUR STREET...
I need a loan to buy a house, do you think they do overseas Ah Long-ing? haha
Like we need any more kennysias...just stick to your style, be it funny or not. haha
bodicea: ahh u're just too nice
gin: it's called advertising ginnie,.. ah long advertising
gwen: yes... if u're willing to pay a higher interest rate, i'm sure they won't mind
suicidal: what? hahaha i didn't get that
brenda: aww thanks brenda
I heard from a friend whose dad is an AhLong about how most of the Ah Longs work in Sarawak...I wonder it is the same in Peninsula.
"AhLong actually gains profit from another AhLong. Firstly one AhLong (name him A) borrowed $10000 to AhBeng and he knew AhBeng can hardly able to repay, therefore he will phone another AhLong(B) to borrow money to AhBeng while at the same time, he would ask his konco to pour red paint (stuff like this lar) to Peter's house. So AhBeng now will have the money to pay A, but he is still indebted with B, and so B will call C....so on and on.Plus interest from each AhLong, the amount of money will become greater and greater." This is one of the situation except that the AhBeng runaway lar.
Well, just to share.
thankiew boss stewie so bagi muka i like that. ahahahahahaaha u can ignore this really
Man... That was such a boring post.
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lol
personaly i don't think it's lame, it's pretty funny actually.keep it up ! =)
anonymous said "lol"... Don't take it too seriously ^^;
if you come across any Ah long that offers 2,000,000 RINGGIT do inform me first :P LOL
mic: so it's like.. ah beng rolling the money of other ah bengs
suicidal: ai cheh... sure i have to bagi muka to u right?
anonymous: LOL
cheryl: aww thank u
lance: ah yes.. i'll only take it seriously if YOU said it
sharon: yes but at that amount of money, the ah long would probably ask to keep your husband hostage as collateral till u return the money
haha no husband how to give to the ah long?!?!?!
sharon: then do u have a little brother or someone else u could give?
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