Google is one of the best things that has ever happened to the internet.
Now whenever you're looking for something online or even offline, just type your wish in Google and it will bring you to it.
Larry Page (one of Google's founders) recently said that in spite of having the best search engine today, there is still room for much improvement.
I used to think to myself
"What? But you guys are already so good at finding the RIGHT things".
As of today... I take those words back.
I was looking through my site stats today and I happened to find someone who came to my blog after Googling "Pelacur Lelaki" (Male Prostitute)Naturally, my first reaction was "WHAT DA FLYING FUK?!"
And I remembered that I never once wrote those words on my blog!
But when I checked it out I found the reason.
One of my readers (Gwen) had left it in the comments for one of my previous posts here.
Her exact comment read
"Menjadi pelacur lelaki adalah satu perkhidmatan terhadap Negara anda. Jangan ditipu oleh orang dewasa, inilah amalan mulia.
Stewie boleh!!!"
Thanks for the "Google Bombing" Gwen...
I appreciate it.
Now would you like to leave more comments on my blog?
Why stop at "Pelacur Lelaki"?
Why don't go on to terms like "Pemborong Kondom" or "Penghisap Kotek".
I know the rest of you guys would be itching to make fun of this.
But oh well... what is there if we can't laugh about it together.
So there...go ahead and make all the fun you want.
You bastards!
You know you want to.
PS: Larry... when you have the time... please fix Google... it's clearly broken...
Thursday, November 16, 2006
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24 comments:
1st!!!!
eh.. wasted!
i m 2ndddddddddd
boss stewie u bapa ayam, microsoft slave, soon-to-be bill gates, rich bastardo, pervert, child pornography, sex manic
cant think of more words now.. scare my 2nd place kena grabbbed... blek
Well done, boss. Another milestone achieved. LOL. Think like this, your blog came up #2, 1 spot above The Star wei.
jason: yes.. thank u.. i am so proud of myself...
wanna know how i get here?googled
'Tulan this Tuahlan Sohcai' in hokkien
Really hit the bulleyes,i tell u.This site and its owner is the embodiment of that phrase !!!google can actually read my mind even with no such keywords here
LONG LIVE GOOGLE!
Hamway.. Pwease buy Hamway... We sell quality HAM made from hamster meat..
Hamway. .. The Way to Good Health..
Hamway....
Hentai, Gay, Pervert, Porn, Penghisap kotek, Prostitute, Sexually-Deprived Babe, Beer Belly, Belly Dancer, Big Boned @ the tummy, Mole, William Hung, Celica-less, Shit lover/rater, Condom collector, Duck, Toilet roll environmentalist, Helpmegetsex.com promoter, Annoyer 101.
Hey, look on the bright side, we're doing you public service. =)
*Finally a good reason not to blog. Phew*
Nearly spit onto my screen drinking water.... LoL...
Honestly, you need to get higher rankings... like what you would get when you google for "miserable failure". Now, that's publicity!
daredevil: lol.. i knew one reader was going to say that :P
anonymous: hahaha dude...
lance: seriously... that's keyword spam! google's going to ban my blog from their search engine
william: lol.. that's REAL google bombing.. poor bush
Lol when I first read the title for this post I thot you camwhored again and took more gay pictures of yourself.. Look what you did to me!! Noooooooo I don't want to be a sexcrazed deranged psychomaniac!! NoooOOoooOOoOoo~
mae: lol mae... since i'm apparently a male prostitute... perhaps you could help me get a working visa at amsterdam.. i could be in one of those glass rooms
rofl! reminds me of that movie.. european gigolo? XD but i thought those people in the glass rooms were "underwear models"? :O
HAAHAHAHAHAHHA!
awww shit, suicidal!
i was vying for belly dancer! hahaha :p
this is funny as hell!
gwen, thumbs up!
eh boss, i think that google DID find the right thing with pelacur lelaki in ur blog ;)
hamway!!! hamway!! pwease buy hamway meat products!!!!
BOOBs... Boobs..SquishPoop...
Poop here, poop there . Poop everywhere.
Oil Palm, Mangoes, Durian, Pr0n, Polygamy, Ah Soh, AH Lian, AH Beng,
Beng Beng Sex, throw mother old shoe.
yea..that should good for ranking.
At least you're on the first page of search results!!
I think mine is like 5000+pages at least.. T.T
*falls to the floor*
I sorry. Sorry ah sorry
<(T_T)>
But at least you got some (more) recognition right? See this is the exact reason why I don't belong among Malaysian population. If I stayed there for longer than my 21 years, I would have gotten put into Tanjung Rambutan.
mae: ah i'm not sure.. i don't exactly pay attention when i see half naked guys
suicidal: plus sized models?? what's that bout?
andrew: i was counting the number of hours before one of my readers said "google found the right thing"... lol
anonymous: OIL PALM!?
ares: ares.. it's not something to be proud of to be among the top search results for 'pelacur lelaki'
gwen: hmph gwen.. don't even speak to me now gwen!!!!!
andrew: apparently lance had already said "belly dancer"! damn! hahaha i is not the original-ness.
boss, to know what I mean by plus-sized models, you need to look no further than the nearest mirror.. hahahahahahahahaha how come so slow this time? :p
suicidal: great.. are we done with all the keywords yet? or is there more in the pipeline
omg..this is hilarious! stewie=pelacur lelaki! that was a good one from gwen..lol
brenda: glad you enjoy me being called a male prostitute brenda
Boss Stewie: Look on the bright side, at least you're not being called a pimp, rite? rite???
Oops, I guess that might appear on Google now tho... Oh well. =)
cincau: bastardo!
lance: BASTARDO!!!
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