There was Slinky who I must say was nice and funny as ever.



So just to pass time I was walking around the Curve until I came to a spot right outside Sanctuary where I stood overlooking Cineleisure.

In the distance... and IN Cineleisure...
THERE WAS LECKA LECKA!!!




Then another sign caught my attention.
You see, I have a particular female friend who HATES ALL smokers.
I shit you not!
When sitting in a restaurant, if you are ever caught smoking right near enough to her for her to smell the scent of smoke, she will stare at you and mumble a quiet
"STUPID AS*HOLE?!?!"
Now this wouldn't be a surprise if it came from an outspoken girl but I assure you that this particular friend is a very very quiet person
(I was considering putting up her picture but I know doing so would get her in some trouble).
So anyway, for this friend of mine... I bought her this sign to put in her car.



Or maybe a little boy seated in the car behind me might say
"Daddy daddy! Look there is a future billionaire aboard the car in front... WOW!!!".
In which the dad would probably reply
"My Dear Son... sometimes you are so stupid... I wonder if you're mentally retarded and I blame your mum for dropping you on the head when you were young."
19 comments:
finally!!!!! FIRST FIRST FIRST!!!! i'm the king of the world!!!! HOOOoOOOOOOOoooooOOOOooooo~~~~~
I'd just like to thank everyone who gave me this opportunity (ie all you non-first losers muahahahaha) and I could go on forever here but since this is all in good jest (i hope) i'll just stop here.
:p
oh and i'll remember to put up a notice telling everyone to hijack "poor" boss's car. even if they couldn't get ransom outta u they'd b able to slice and dice u up to make SOME profit. muahahahahahaha sorry yeah i'm just happy to be first. BLEH
suicidal:wahahha, first time i see someone that happy over the first post.
boss: there's no more leka leka in one utama~!!!!!
Perhaps one day, you don't even need to have that sign. It's when people already know that you are a billionare.
suicidal: HAHAHA YOU JOKER LAR U... u make it sound like u just won an oscar
e-fei: what?!?! WHY!?!? no wait.. they just renamed it to italian gelatio rite?
chapree: ahh i wish
now i know why u said u fat ... haha .. in ur msn
boss: same thing meh?? i saw the names of the ice creams but not familiar one..
eeh, my brother has the 'i may be fat....' sign on his car too!
haha!
cely: haha yes yes
e-fei: yes it's the same... trust the lecka lecka lover :P
linsey: is ur bro fat?
wah hot chicks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wan the 10th comment spot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ehyzz! Are u the only one with the tuition-hamster bumper sticker O.o cos I rmb passing a car tht had it.. Could it have been ur car?? OMG I PASSED A FAMOUS BLOGGER'S CAR!!! =D =D =D =D
Woah the smoking asshole girl sounds a lot like me! But at least I have a medical excuse for being mean to smokers :P Can die wan wei ...
Be careful Boss!
Now, with your Tuition Hamster bumper sticker and you Future Billionaire sign.... maybe you will have your groupies running after you....
Haha..
:P
earl: hahahhaha...
mae: uhmm no.. i think we printed something like 300 limited edition tuitionhamster stickers so you might have seen one of those.... and... i am not a famous blogger
gwen: hahahaa.. don't we all have that same medical excuse
j: hahaha... if the groupies are hot girls dressed in bikinis or victoria secrets lingerie.. why not
ppl mountain tortoise haven't got 1st in a long time ma.. i'm still over the moon! so the shy and now i'm last! woohoo!!
suicidal: not anymore... WOOHOOo
Hey there! Well, I hate smokers too. =/
this must work this must work this must work. belle and chapreee don't fight me. BLEHHHHHHHHHHHH
there's a gelatissimo opening up soon...several of them actually. It's an 'upmarket' version of Leka Leka....you can check it out here : http://www.gelatissimo.com.au/
The ice creams are REALLY good...worth being fat for :D
Though I hear there's another gelato shop in Melbourne which has even better tasting gelato...
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