Sunday, January 28, 2007

Stewie Makes Microwave Popcorn...

Saturday night, I was way too exhausted to go out drinking since I had already been drinking the night before.

So I decided to stay home and watch a movie.

But no movie is complete without POPCORN!And to "complete my movie", I decided to make my own MICROWAVE POPCORN.

For those of you who've never made microwave popcorn before, this blog entry will be very enlightening.

Step 1: Put on the "They Killed Kenny" shirt that you bought five years ago for RM5.
Step 2: Buy a "Pop-Secret" Microwavable Popcorn.


Step 3: Open the box to take out one packet of Popcorn Seeds.Step 4: Look for the instructions that are normally located on the side of the external box.
Step 5: Instructions are for pussies... REAL MEN USE THE FORCE!

IGNORE AND THROW AWAY THE INSTRUCTIONS.*Try not to be a moron by catching your foot in the picture.

Step 6: Chuck it in the microwave and as for how long to put it for... USE THE FORCE (I chose to set it on HI for 60 minutes).
Step 7: Leave the microwave completely unattended. The longer you stare and look at it, the longer the popcorn takes to cook.

Go watch TV, take a shower or anything you do to pass time (men have an extra option in this).
Step 8: Come back to the microwave, take out the popcorn. Don't worry, popcorn packet will not be hot at all so use bare hands to pick it up and pour it into a bowl (if you have ballz... hold the packet from the bottom and not the top like what I'm doing).Step 9: Enjoy!!!



51 comments:

tasha said...

FIRST!! YAY!!!

*stalking the blog does help*

sorry guys.... but...

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!

Wennnn said...

Hey Boss ur popcorn got burnt ah?? How come in the middle so dark ones??? Do popcorn must wear kill Kenny T-shirt then oni can do ah?? sei lor I dun hv one can U sent to me or not ah??? :P

Boss Stewie said...

tasha: LOL!!! You ar... you're going to make everyone else upset

wen: hahaha no it wasn't burnt! black but taste nice!!! and i don't know whether u can still find that same t-shirt around.. that was 5 years ago. notice how old looking the shirt looks :P my favourite shirt.. it's been washed soo many times it's sooo comfortable

william leong said...

aaarrrgghhhhhhhhh...... i was stalking it before i got hungry and went to make lunch!!!.... arrghhhhh..... Why??? WHY??? why????????
curse you tashaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Shireen K said...

damnit la... ...
mahem... went for lunch come back.. the rest beat me dy...

waste my time morning morning wake up..

*jumps in the same boat as rival willy

Daphne said...

wallawss u supposed to SMS me can. :(

AhPau said...

60 minutes??!!!! You must be joking right? IMPOSSIBLE 60 mins it can turn out like that! It should be charcoal black! :|

Anonymous said...

ah pau, ur not supposed to trust boss 100%. even a good 70% also a bit too much dee.

shireen, we together gether sink tasha's boat!

william leong said...

oh, that was me ;)

Fei said...

?!@!?#@!$!#@%!#R%!@#%!

When I stalk your blog, there are no new posts...on the day I'm busy at 11-ish, you post!! BARGGGGHHHHH!!

ps:liar liar popcorn on fire... set the time 60 minutes, popcorn burnt, then you started a fresh bag and read the instructions right right right??

Gwen said...

-_- ppl playing WoW too busy to come and stalk stalk ...

Quality posts over being 1st!!! *pujuk sendiri*

I hate microwave popcorn, for the record. Be a man and get an actual popcorn machine. MACHINE! Then you will know what the ultimate at-home-movie popcorn tastes like. Esp when drizzled with some warm chocolate/strawberry/caramel sauce from the bottle, or melted butter, or even ... seasonings! Yes, paprika, salt, some other funky herbs make it a savory yumyums.

William Leong said...

Be a MaN! Do the right thing!

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

boss.. this has got to be the most -.- post ever. and all i did was go for bloody lunch and i come back to see SOOOOOOOOOOOOO many comments!!!!! this is depressing. i go sulk in one corner first..

and u don't try to confuse coz there's no way 60 minutes in a microwave oven would give u popcorn THAT nice. chehhhh

ChocoMonster said...

hilarious. LOL

mae said...

o.o i hate popcorn. i like to microwave cheese though!!! I love to put the normal cheddar cheese slices and put it on high.. Result.. Ultra crispy crunchy cheese snack. =D

ps: Your shirt.. it looks fit to use to wipe feet already!! My mum always throws away my super washed 1000x clothes cos she says it makes me look like a refugee. *cryyyyyy* Bring back my super soft shirts!! *sobb*

Boss Stewie said...

william: HAAHHAH!!! some more i gave u a hint that i was updating!

shireen: LOL

daphne: hahaha was that really your reaaal phone number?

ahpau: hahaha no lar i took it out before then

william: ahhaa i see u're a veteran blog reader :P

her fei: hahahah i'm sorry sorry.. next time i give warning for all okie?

gwen: so if i come over to your place.. you'll treat me to that?

william: hahaha... maybe you don't buy now you go walk you don't buy then you come back and you say "Hey! I want the purse for thirty four fifty... I say NOoo... you don't get the purse for thirty four fifty now, price gone up maybe fourty dollah... be a man!! hahaha

suicidal: hahaha sorry lar... i'll give everyone a head start next time okie hahaha

baby: :P hilarious maybe.. but the popcorn was yummy!!

mae: HAHAHAHAHH i have a few of those super soft shirts.. and they're mine.. money can't buy! only 1,000 washes can

Shireen K said...

willy... hrmm partnership huh.... we'll see... have to sabo tasha 1st ler... but no point if she berkomplot (damn i've never used that word for the longest time)... wait.. oh yea.. berkomplot with stewie.. no point also right..

anyway .. i know how to do real pop corn - provided i have the machine.. heheheeh

William Leong said...

boss, i knew it! but then i kept refreshing every 30 secs for half an hour, still nothing, and my stomach calling for me edi. had to heal it 1st. arghhhhh!!! damn bo song laaaa...

shireen, we must think of a master plan tonite, the same thing we do every nite, to try to take over the world! NaRf~!!!

LaSt~!!!

mae said...

william: HAHAHAHHA Pinky and the Brain rocks!!!!

*theme-song begins*

The Pinky and the Brain x2
One is a GENIUS! The other's insane
They're laboratory mice *something i can't rmb*
The Pinky, the Pinky and the BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN BRAIN......

thank you, thank you very much..

:D:D:D:D:D

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belle said...

u lied!! i make b4 this stupid pop corn and it f-ing fast burn ok! 60mins?!!60 sec isit??
it kembang then pop pop pop then done wan! = =

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

daphne!! somebody trying to form other alliance!!! we must take note! quick give boss our real phone numbers alrdy!!! ;p

.:»Ares«:. said...

LoL.. sixty minutes?! X.X

Boss Stewie said...

shireen: why bother doing it with the machine.. if u could do it with a microwave and use the force

william: lol.. hahaha u guys almost make it sound as if i give away RM 1,000,000 for each person who gets first

mae: LOL pink

belle: hahahaha!!! don't take anything i say seriously.. :P

suicidal: lol!

ares: yes... sixty minutes.. haha! have a fire extinguisher nearby

cely said...

wah lau.. u set it to 60mins?
Cook what oh... u got chiseen or not?
60min can cook u a 3 dishes dinner liao lo

60 second izzit...?

meekiee said...

ha ha this is funny now!! I hope those who follow on your instructions still stay safe n sound. :D

Chapree Da Grande said...

I afraid if use THE FORCE untrained, it will go kebabooom....

Lance said...

OMG, they killed Stewie~!!

Boss Stewie said...

cely: hahaha no lar i took it out before 60 minutes

meekie: hahahhahah i should warn everyone not to REALLY do it... or i might get sued if someone blows up his house

chapree: lol

lance: HAHAHA

Jason said...

I thought the bag exploded or something, thats why you blogged about it. Mana tau... Try to exploded the bag in ur microwave lah.

Wingz said...

hahaha niahma!!! real man use cooking pot!!! not ahkua microwave wan!!!

voch said...

60 mins?? OMG i thought they'll blow into bits and pieces in the microwave d..hehe good job boss!

William Leong said...

wont explode one. it will only become super burnt and the whole oven and kitchen will smell of burnt corns for a week, thats all. how i know? coz my dumb housemate put 2 slices of cold bread in the oven and set it to 3 minutes and left it running -.-"

Boss Stewie said...

jason: hahah... no i dun wanna clean up that mess

wingz: nooo.. men are lazy.. so men settle for microwaves... the pots and pans are for women :P

voch; eh no lar.. i actually stopped before 60 minutes ended >.. lol

william: eh 3 minutes ok wat

William Leong said...

Boss, i dare you to try that with 2 slices of Gardenia bread... or any bread for that matter. 3 minutes! No chickening.

Shireen K said...

typical... thats not true... Pots and pan are for real man... sissies use MICROWAVES!!!

William.. i need your contact number and social security number (yah right)..

Shireen K said...

Last!!!!!!!!!!!! woo hooooooooo

J said...

Oh my god...
I'm like, SO proud of you!
*rolls eyes*
:P
Haha...

Boss Stewie said...

william: hahaha wouldn't it just... toast? hahaha

shireen: nooo!!! why do u need his contact number and social security number?

William Leong said...

shireen, u sure u wan my contact number (and i assume SS no. would be my IC no.?) for that purpose or are u just asking for my contacts? hmmm...
01x-6x1792x (you have 45 trys since the mobile provider shouldnt be hard to figure out) or go ask Boss, he got also. Same time u can ask for HIS number also.

William Leong said...

Boss, im daring you ma, u up for the challenge or not. since u said it will only toast, then shouldnt be much of a problem what? as proof, i'd (we'd) like to see a full uncut video of ur 3 minutes ordeal posted here. see, i plan for your next update post as well also. nice or not? nice or not? nice leh...

Gwen said...

hahahah yes la yes la make for you <3 come come ... you got a place to stay here in Augusta, GA ^_^ Although it's a very "hood" place with lots of "cockroach"

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Boss Stewie said...

william: hahaha ok i'll do that some time when i can find the time :p

gwen: why don't u fedex it over gwen :P

wingz: LOL

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