Wednesday, January 03, 2007

BBQ Parties!!!

Not long ago, one of my friends planned a BBQ party at her place.

Now when attending other people's barbeque, it is only polite to bring something to contribute (even if not asked).


So I asked if I could bring anything apart from booz (since they already had truck loads) and we decided on cake.

Which left me looking for a bakery in the afternoon just before the BBQ.

But on my way to the bakery, I saw some people gathering around a 4WD at Belissa Row. I instantly recognised the Mix FM Road Runners crew so I made a turn back.

The friend I was with in the car was confused
"Why ?!??! What are you turning back for? They're just giving out freebies that you probably won't want anyway!!!".

But I remember what a particular friend of mine once told me.

This friend comes from a rich and famous Penang family and he gave me the most compelling advice of my life

"Timothy... if anything's free... JUST TAKE!!!".

So I went back and I got myself two packets of green tea... WOOHOOO!!! Shortly after that, I reached the bakery.

Now if you're from Penang and you have never had a cake from Jenni's, you are sooo deprived!

I selected two cakes, a Pandan Cake... and a Chocolate Mint Cake and brought them straight to the counter.

Then the person behind the counter asked me
"Would you like to write anything on the cake sir?"

My initial reaction was a clear "NO" since it wasn't a birthday or anything.
What else could I possibly write on the cake.

Then I asked the guy behind the counter if there was any extra charge for writing anything on the cake and he said "NO".

And then it suddenly dawned on me again... I remembered my rich friend's advice...
"ANYTHING FREE... JUST TAKE"...

So I got them to write this on the Pandan Cake. And this on the Chocolate Mint Cake. I left the bakery in a hurry with my cakes in hand. And a couple of hours later I showed up at the party where everyone was already waiting for me. All the food was already prepared.


But the first thing they did was to get me to drink a whole bucket of something that looked pretty much like Chili Juice (Chili Seeds Included) and was no where near as beautiful and delicious looking as my cakes!!!

So they had to force me to drink it eventhough I clearly expressed to them that I didn't like it.

Then the bastards later took revenge by stabbing my Chocolate Mint Cake!!!

I hurled the "F" word at them only in time to see them stab my poor cake again with another knife.
Lesson learned... when dining with Penang People... drink ANYTHING they offer... even if it's Chili Juice (or horse urine).... or they'll take it out on your cake.

49 comments:

Jackson said...

YEAH FIRST!!

Jackson said...

My life is complete now ^^


Whahahahahah that cake is hilarious, if I was drinking any water, I'd be spraying it all over the screen.

Guess I have to remind myself never to drink or eat anything before going here :P

Boss Stewie said...

haha jackson.... the cake was delicious too!

William Leong said...

mader F!.... F-ing hilarious!!!!..... damn like the writings man..... you make it an art caligraphy.. on cakes..woohoohoohoo

cely said...

Hehehe... notti boy as usual.. :)

Boss Stewie said...

william: oh... haha come to penang again and i'll get a cake like that made for u

cely: eh.. not notty lar... following my friend's advice

Sharon said...

i didn't know jenni cakehouse makes pandan cake too. I'm definitely giving it a try and i loveeeeedd those words on the cakes :P its cute LOL

Gwen said...

Hahahahahaha @ the icing ... what did the girl say when you told her to write it out for you?

Fei said...

wahahaha...liddat oso can 'lum tou'. 'Pui fuk' you weh boss.

William Leong said...

Ok SET Boss!!! Will plan the next Penang trip. Phuck You Cake... here I come!

Woohoooooo... exams over!!!!!! I'm a freeee man again~!!!!

Boss Stewie said...

sharon: u thought it was cute? hahahaha ... the pandan cake was quite nice... try it.. but i do love the mint chocolate a lot more

gwen: she said "want to write happy birthday on top of that or not?"

e-fei: hahaha sorry lar.. that's what happens when you have too much free time on your hands

william: LOL.. ok come!

Gwen said...

No no, I mean when you told her to write the two phrases you wanted her to ... did she go

O_o

belle said...

= = drink tht thing?
take my life better lu =P
btw cake also huncur when it goes into yr mouth.i don mind it to hancur outside ma mouth if i ought to drink tht chillilicious

Boss Stewie said...

gwen: hahaha gwen.. i'm still not sure i get u

belle: the drink is some... punch thing

William Leong said...

Boss, I think what Gwen meant is, what was the person at the counter's reaction when u said u wanted to write those phrases on the cake. I wanna know too.

belle said...

i know ark.but its look chillilicious ma

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

ah well. at least i'm in the top 20. i hope she didn't take offense with the "phuck u" thing. i'd offer to spell it proper though. muahahahahaha :p

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

oh and wait. wasn't it your DAD who told you "tim, anything free, just take?"

Shireen K said...

good one on the cake...

Gwen said...

Ya ya ya William you get me. This guy way too blur XD

aL said...

ahhhh...jenni's! the tiramisu and choc moist are the bombs! =)))

cool icing btw. lol...

Boss Stewie said...

william: oh.. no she just went about to do it and came back a few minutes later saying "want to write happy birthday?"


belle: yes... i didn't fancy it too much but some of my other friends did

suicidal: yeah he told me that before too.. haha!!!

shireen: thank u

al: i haven't tried the tiramisu .. shall try it soon

Shireen K said...

I have decided not to fight with the rest.. so i'll go LAST instead .. HAH!! Pffttttt :P~ !!!!!

LAST!!!!! Hooooooooooooooooo !

Boss Stewie said...

LOL SHIREEN.. now I AM LAST

LAST!!! HOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!

William Leong said...

Shireen, as long as my internet's working, u will not get the ultimatum... now I'M LaSt!!! WooOooohooooOoo!!!

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

oh bullocks. i'm last!!! blehblehbleh

Chapree Da Grande said...

You all suck. I'm now teh LAST. Neo can't touch me at all coz he's the one.

Meanwhile, a whole bucket of those glowing red liquid? Hell no!

tasha said...

MUAHAHAHAHahhahahahaha!!!!

Now I'm the LAST!!!

tasha said...

I must admit.... this is kinda stupid... competing to be the last... haha

Boss Stewie said...

OMG HAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS!!! Look what you just did Shireen..

Boss Stewie said...

oh wait.. now I am last... and it feels good... HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shireen K said...

damnit....

Yo will.... go concentrate on being 1st ok...

and no.. stewie... u cant compete in your own blog competition....like -_-* duhh....

tasha: i have no choice ok... i'm slow..

am last again... HOoooooooooooooooooooOooo!!

Shireen K said...

eh... wait..
and it's not fault ok ....

Boss Stewie said...

OMG HAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS!!! Look what you just did Shireen..

----> i just increased your traffic site by double.. does that make me your business partner *sheepish*

hoooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!

Shireen K said...

oh hey.. wait... NOW I AM LAST ...

PFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!! :P

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo~!

Chapree Da Grande said...

I'm taking over your spot, Shireen.

I'm teh last again. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

\m/

Shireen K said...

HOI... OH NO YOU DONT...

PUshess* chapree ....

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !! *pose that cute lil taiwanese post

Boss Stewie said...

ah fine i can't compete...

but hey.. look i'm last again :P

=Berry-puff= said...

i'm from penang and i nvr heard of jenni's ..lol

Boss Stewie said...

berry... u poor deprived girl

Shireen K said...

hey... u should try bakerzin ok.. it's rawks!!!

oh wait..

LASTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! Hoooooooooooooooo!

and you have ugly writting.. i believe Jenni's taught their staff well...

William Leong said...

Demmm!!! I was out for less than 12 hours, and this is what i find when i come back on? Kinda suprised when i saw 40 comments though, coz when i left this morning it was only 20-ish.
I can't be the 1st for the moment coz boss havent update, so now i feel like taking the last for the moment.

Woohooo... Last!

Shireen K said...

eh... PFTTTTTTTTTTTTT :P

LASTTTTTTTTTTT *penat dy

Boss Stewie said...

i've tried bakerzine.. love it. very good cake!!!

Anonymous said...

gila sial.. competing to get the last place?

sorry.. i TOOK it :)

NEH !

-cely-

suicidalconversationjunkie said...

this is ridiculous. but i bet nobody's gonna take over my last place with this outdated post. muahahahaha

belle said...

too bad! i did =P belle roxing~

Chapree Da Grande said...

No belle, I rocked more! THE LAST PLACE IS MINE.

I wrote this "fight to be last" in my blog http://www.chapreedagrande.net/?p=154

Wingz said...

Suck on this chapree!!!! woohooo I rawks!!!

talexeh said...

Err... am I the last one? Am I?